We assumed …

1. Esther

   03 February, 2005, 12:18 am

   We assumed you meant lasagna, not fish.:smile:

2. Anna

   03 February, 2005, 2:53 am

   Assume the worst, receive the salami.

3. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   03 February, 2005, 3:39 am

   Oy … I just woke up from *cough*passingout*cough* and I assumed I meant catnap, not coma.

   I also assumed graduation and not regurgitation.

   … but now, it’s almost 4:00 a.m. and I’m assuming my cat wants to nap with me and not stick her butt in my face.

   She’ll have to assume that I’m busy studying and not procrastinating at Davezilla.com…

4. Ølaf

   03 February, 2005, 5:39 am

   we have assumed you meant ben dover not bin laden :wang:

5. Spud

   03 February, 2005, 6:02 am

   You assumed wrong.
   Assume the position.

   😈

6. Mandy

   03 February, 2005, 7:10 am

   We assumed you meant chicken breasts, not chick’s breasts.

   :boobs::boobs:

7. Nikki

   03 February, 2005, 7:36 am

   We assumed you meant enema, not enigma.

8. Poofles

   03 February, 2005, 8:04 am

   We assumed you meant human being, not Geeorge Bush.

9. Poofles

   03 February, 2005, 8:05 am

   I kin spel gud. 😳

10. R

    03 February, 2005, 8:23 am

    Yes Yes we all know George Bush is Satan incarnate. Now move along.

11. Merth

    03 February, 2005, 9:07 am

    We assume you meant to search for DNC not ‘big boobs’. 😎
    We assume you meant “is” and not “is”.
    We assume you meant “tidy bowl” and not “Super Bowl”.

12. Esther

    03 February, 2005, 11:15 am

    He’s not Satan incarnate, R, just his lackey. 😛

13. True Freak

    03 February, 2005, 11:15 am

    We assumed you meant :boobs::boobs:, not :wang:.

14. rust

    03 February, 2005, 11:25 am

    We assumed you meant rotting body not Roddenberry.
    It’s ok, he got freeze-dried and sent into orbit, where he is now spinning in his tomb, lamenting over the FRIKKIN’ CANCELLATION of ENTERPRISE.
    I just don’t know any more…

15. Joey

    03 February, 2005, 12:42 pm

    Yesterday I got “we assumed you meant 81st St., not E. 1st st.” Well, you assumed I was yuppy, not grungy.

16. mikeB

    03 February, 2005, 1:24 pm

    We assumed you meant interesting porn, not Paris Hilton’s DVD.

17. R

    03 February, 2005, 2:13 pm

    THank you Esther, people give him too much credit.

18. Steppenwolf

    03 February, 2005, 7:23 pm

    We assumed you meant [B]30’ish air-brushed photos[/B], not [B]Barely Legal Teens[/B].

19. Steppenwolf

    03 February, 2005, 7:27 pm

    We assumed you meant BOLD…but since you don’t know programming we decided to make you look foolish instead. 😳

20. Davezilla

    03 February, 2005, 7:42 pm

    Heh, this is a real site, Steppenwolf. None of that kiddie code going on here. Next time, try, <b>bold</b>
    😈

21. Nikki

    03 February, 2005, 7:43 pm

    We assumed you meant HTML, not BB Code. 😛

22. Lace Valentine

    03 February, 2005, 8:02 pm

    We assumed you meant Iraq, not Iran.

23. Steppenwolf

    03 February, 2005, 8:17 pm

    Thanks ‘Zilla. Appreciate the info. Let’s try again…if I’m too dumb to get it at least I’ll give your readers a laugh.
    We assumed you meant photo shop enhanced pics not Britney Spears nude.

24. Steppenwolf

    03 February, 2005, 8:26 pm

    We assumed you meant oil, not WMD.

25. julie

    03 February, 2005, 8:40 pm

    We assumed you meant Mike Tyson, not Tyson chickens

26. Steppenwolf

    03 February, 2005, 8:45 pm

    Doubt that Mike Tyson would be interested julie. They don’t have ears and if he bit a breast he would be imprisoned again.

27. rust

    03 February, 2005, 9:33 pm

    We assumed you meant Jakob Nielsen, not Jerked Chicken

    We assumed you meant John Titor, not Tight Jammies

    We assumed you meant Ben Dover, not Phil McAvity

28. Blogeois

    03 February, 2005, 10:41 pm

    That’s funny because as someone who was just rudely laid off from Yahoo after they bought out the company I used to work for, I can safely assume that they assumed I meant living destitute under a bridge, not continuing my employment.

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