Top ten worst things about summer

1. Dante

   13 June, 2005, 1:03 am

   John Goodman? Why not John Travolta?? 😛

2. name

   13 June, 2005, 7:17 am

   finding earwigs in your blog!!!

3. Nikki

   13 June, 2005, 7:27 am

   I think your next-door neighbor waitresses at the restaurant we had dinner at last night. Is her body so oddly shaped that it looks like she wears a pillow under her shirt?

4. Davezilla

   13 June, 2005, 7:35 am

   Think Jabba the Slut, Nik.

5. Nicholle

   13 June, 2005, 8:09 am

   Have a bit of an earwig fetish do we?

6. Spud

   13 June, 2005, 9:36 am

   arrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh

   R

   😀

7. rust

   13 June, 2005, 11:34 am

   … and that sexy neighbour on the balcony that looks like John Goodman… did she by any chance, ask you to pull her finger?

8. Matt

   13 June, 2005, 12:30 pm

   add “silverfish”, “ants” and “spiders” to the list, and you’re good

9. Pink

   13 June, 2005, 2:49 pm

   and centipedes.

10. TinaMarie

    13 June, 2005, 2:58 pm

    In my neck of the woods, it’s Black Widow spiders and crickets galore.

11. rust

    13 June, 2005, 4:48 pm

    Cripes, how come no-one takes the bait!

    We’re talking Moosepant-invading, bunnies- and boobs-devouring, weblog bearing, meme destroying EARWIGS!

    Everyone, but EVERYONE, write your Member of Parliament, write your Congressman, write your Priest, write the King of the MOON! We are have a major crisis on our hands here.

    I say tactical nukes.

12. Natalie

    13 June, 2005, 7:19 pm

    Nothing will kill an earwig.

    I tried. I smushed it and I heard it crunch.

    When I looked at it, it tried to run away.

    :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

13. DK

    13 June, 2005, 8:24 pm

    This is hilarious. BTW, what’s an earwig?

14. Nikki

    13 June, 2005, 8:35 pm

    Earwigs.

15. Spud

    13 June, 2005, 10:11 pm

    I like the tactical nu-clear strike technique.

    1 shot

    wooooommphhhh!

    problem solved

    :dead:

16. TinaMarie

    13 June, 2005, 10:15 pm

    I think a nuclear strike is a bit of overkill, rust. My husband once killed a silverfish with a bowl of steaming hot oatmeal. I am not sure what did the trick: the boiling hot oatmeal, or the shards of ceramic bowl, but either way, that motherfucker was dead, Dead, DEAD! Bwahahahahaha! 😎

    Oh, excuse me. Sudden lapse into evilness. Just ignore me. Please. 😕

17. DK

    14 June, 2005, 6:48 pm

    Thanks, Nikki. After viewing that site, I’m almost sorry I asked…. 🙄

18. Russell

    18 June, 2005, 5:06 am

    The only thing worse then finding a worm in your apple is finding half a worm.:-?

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