To Hell and back

1. cows go moo

   06 March, 2007, 12:46 am

   From Big Beaver, South Carolina to Dildo, New Jersey
   From Weed, California to High, Texas
   From Success, Missouri to Crappo, Maryland

2. slave2oshun

   06 March, 2007, 1:00 am

   French Lick Indiana to Climaxx Michigan… :wtf:

3. jr_drums

   06 March, 2007, 2:43 am

   Lizard Lick, North Carolina to Dildo, Newfoundland

4. Spud

   06 March, 2007, 3:25 am

   From “Bong Bong” Nsw to “Humpty Do” Northern Territory

   From “Come By Chance” Western Nsw to “Iron Knob” in South Australia

   From “Cockburn” Western Australia to “Burrumbuttock” New South Wales

   :geek:

5. Davezilla

   06 March, 2007, 5:08 am

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   Burrumbuttock? :wtf:

6. AnnieB

   06 March, 2007, 5:32 am

   Poetic License Dave

7. AnnieB

   06 March, 2007, 5:33 am

   Spud is always entertaining

8. Davezilla

   06 March, 2007, 5:39 am

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   It’s real. I looked it up. Even has a Wikipedia entry. :wtf:

9. AnnieB

   06 March, 2007, 6:15 am

   You were the one that questioned it love

10. Spud

    06 March, 2007, 6:17 am

    Oh ye of little faith… :geek:

11. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 6:18 am

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    Look it up before you post

12. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 6:20 am

    Hey Spud … you’re awake ???

13. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 6:20 am

    Mister Arthur has way too much time on his hands ….

14. Davezilla

    06 March, 2007, 6:27 am

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    I did look it up first. I still went :wtf:

15. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 6:43 am

    I’m, ummm, trying to get my head around going to the doctor with my (younger) sister. She has cancer. If I seem like an ahole … well, I am, by nature but … hey, Spud and that guy with the finger … any advice as to what to tell her?

    Mouth cancer. She has to have her teeth pulled but they tell her she has to have 20 oxygen treatments first and then 10 after. The first one brought her great pain. I said don’t do it and she said I can’t eat … either way I die.

    I read you every day and haven’t posted that much but .. does anyone have any advice?

    So sorry … Good Morning to all

16. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 6:46 am

    ok Dave … it’s one of those words that just sound funny … and what did it say?

17. Spud

    06 March, 2007, 6:46 am

    Not for much longer Annie, getting late here,
    You know we here on Orztralia have some of the wierdest names for towns, mostly they are doubled up names like Wagga Wagga, which roughly translated means lizards or something and by saying it twice, means there’s plenty of lizards.

    I don’t believe we have a monopoly on strange names though, I have heard of a little place in England called Shittington, yes just up the road from Little Cockup as apposed to BigCockup which is to the south a bit.

18. Spud

    06 March, 2007, 6:50 am

    Here’s another I just found…

    From Little Dix Village (West Indies) to Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)

    Ooh la la.

19. Spud

    06 March, 2007, 6:53 am

    … and last but not least…

    From Maggie’s Nipples (Wyoming, USA)to Sandy Balls (England)

20. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 6:55 am

    Dave … what are you doing right now? Do you just check in and then go about your daily business? Do you wonder about people that post? Mandy seems like the dream of you guys … sexy, but intelligent. She kind of turns me on too but then I think she might be a 300 lb elephant and got that picture from a frame she bought. I love the guy with the finger. It’s what we all want to say. Simpicity.

21. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 7:01 am

    Tlhanks Spud. Sweet Dreams.

22. AlexBallew

    06 March, 2007, 7:03 am

    The scary part is I know where Okay Oklahoma is. We also have Hooker, where you can say by night or by the hour; Nowhere; and the three of the hardest towns in the USA, Granite, Rocky, and Cement.

23. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 7:04 am

    As if you didn’t know … simplicity.

    Are you there Dave or did you check out?

24. Bjorn Freeh

    06 March, 2007, 7:32 am

    I bet nobody takes this political campaign trip:

    Candor, New York, to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

    Any takers?

25. Bigwavdave

    06 March, 2007, 8:17 am

    AnnieB – Make sure your sis knows how much you love her. Do little things to brighten her days. Be there.

26. Davezilla

    06 March, 2007, 8:35 am

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    Sorry, traveling. Yes, Mandy does look like that. She’s posted numerous pics here confirming. :thong:

27. Bigwavdave

    06 March, 2007, 8:42 am

    Regarding the Japanese inventions; Do people buy that stuff or is it just for entertainment?

    The German Kid; He needs about 500 mg of thorazine. Dump the computer while he’s out cold and buy him a bicycle. Send him out on the Autobahn.

28. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 8:49 am

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    Are you really just as cute and intelligent as you look? No way! Hey Dave, here’s my website … you are really, really sweet, but an idiot.

    Bigwave … who would have thunk it? Thank you. One hour and counting … I’m not good at being … well, numb, works, huh?

29. AnnieB

    06 March, 2007, 9:05 am

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    Still not convinced. Where? Traveling Man?

30. beyonduplication

    06 March, 2007, 9:14 am

    first – best of luck for AnnieB and sister

    second, – i’d like to add my very own :wtf: for Burrumbuttock

    lastly -wow, so mandy really does look like that…. who’d a thunk it

    :thong: indeed!

31. Wayne

    06 March, 2007, 9:35 am

    :boob: :wang: :boob: “hello nurse!” 😈

32. Bjorn Freeh

    06 March, 2007, 10:40 am

    I’m kewd! I’m kewd! (he yells as he flies around the reindeer games arena, hoping his nose prophylactic doesn’t pop off at an inopportune moment).

    Thanks Annie. My day is made.

33. swade

    06 March, 2007, 10:41 am

    :wtf:The angry german boy is obviously in a dangerous manic state that definately requires strong medication – if the thorazine doesn’t work, a straight jacket with a haldol drip might.
    I feel empathy for the parents – I have a child that is manic – though I never let her get that out of control. (many many trips to the men in the white coats) – I’m going to have nightmares all day now :puke:

34. Avalon

    06 March, 2007, 10:46 am

    That’s Monkey’s Eyebrow, Ky Yep, It’s real

35. Tony

    06 March, 2007, 11:09 am

    Ballstown, Indiana to Ball State in Muncie, Indiana.

36. StevieC

    06 March, 2007, 12:12 pm

    Anyone up for a road trip?

    We’ll start in Climax, Colorado, then it’s off (pun intended) to Climax, Georgia. From there, we go to Climax, New York, then Climax, North Carolina. On to Climax, Ohio, Climax, Michigan, Climax, Minnesota, and Climax. Pennsylvania.

    If there’s time, we’ll stop in Intercourse, Alabama, Hooker, California, Mianus, Connecticut, Bald Knob, Illinois, Beaver Lick, Kentucky, and the journey ends in Tingle, New Mexico.

37. StevieC

    06 March, 2007, 12:42 pm

    Actually, I’ve changed my mind. Let’s start at Beaver Lick, then go over to Bald Knob. From there, we’ll head to Intercourse on our way to Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, and Climax before we end up in Tingle.

    Now, that’s a road trip!

38. family jules

    06 March, 2007, 1:39 pm

    AnnieB, when my late husband was in the last stages of cancer and he couldn’t eat, I fed him Ensure by drawing it up in a straw, holding the end of the straw with my finger and letting it drain slowly into his throat so he could swallow it a little at a time. It gave him enough nutrition to get by while we were figuring out what could be done.

    Hang in there kiddo, and just love her. It makes everything easier. Good luck with everything. Praying for you and for her.

39. Atryd

    06 March, 2007, 3:55 pm

    COUNT ME IN STEVE!!
    You had me at Beaver Lick but now I’m in Tingle NM.
    I do propose that we invite Mandy along!

40. Atryd

    06 March, 2007, 4:00 pm

    AnnieB:
    I’m very sorry for your ordeal and I’m praying for strength for both you and your sister.

    A friend of mine has a 12 year old daughter with secondary retinoblastoma in the bones. Very rare and very complicated and I have no words of comfort. Whatever you do, don’t say you know what she’s going through cuz you don’t unless you’ve gone through the same and as others have already said, Love her and let her know it.

    Best wishes and prayers will follow…

41. Natalie

    06 March, 2007, 4:09 pm

    From Moonbeam, Ontario to Vulcan, Alberta. :geek:

42. Driver

    06 March, 2007, 5:10 pm

    Dave
    throw the girls a bone, it sounds like AnnieB and beyonduplication need to see Mandys nudie pics. and yes it would please me to. God Bless Miss Mandy!

    I wonder if that kid OR his parents wish the Esc button on the keyboard would work on more than just the computer?

43. Meagan

    06 March, 2007, 5:47 pm

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    Can I come too? 😛

44. dougieace

    06 March, 2007, 5:47 pm

    from anywhere to BIG BONE LICK state park,ky

45. Atryd

    06 March, 2007, 6:03 pm

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    SteveC you have some hot ass women throwing themselves at you and there you sit silently…

    Can we all come pleeeeaaaaasse??? We could start Big Bone Lick, with all of us aboard I’m sure it’ll be worthwhile…

46. scamper

    06 March, 2007, 6:17 pm

    [Comment ID #124529 will be quoted here]If Mandy goes I’ll bet you’ll start at baverlick and go stright to climax

47. Stevie C

    06 March, 2007, 7:03 pm

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    Ladies come first on this trip!

48. Atryd

    06 March, 2007, 7:30 pm

    😳 :kiss: :wang: 😈

49. family jules

    06 March, 2007, 7:31 pm

    I just watched the angry German kid videos, and this kid is in serious need of some therapy. Manic or not, this kid does not need a computer at all. One day, he is going to kill us all….

50. jdepp

    06 March, 2007, 8:53 pm

    we have a Lizard Lick and Hornytown here? good god.

51. starsfan

    06 March, 2007, 9:13 pm

    There is a Beaver, Oklahoma as well as Hooker

52. Mandy

    06 March, 2007, 9:49 pm

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    He left a link. Go back and see 😐

53. Atryd

    06 March, 2007, 11:37 pm

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    😈 Oh Steve…you are so generous! :kiss: :kiss: :wang: :wang:

54. lickylick

    06 March, 2007, 11:40 pm

    anywhere to Lizard Lick, NC (real town)

55. Fai Sheng

    07 March, 2007, 4:24 am

    From Wank, Germany to Fucking, Austria (via Condom, France of course)

56. beyonduplication

    07 March, 2007, 9:37 am

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    nudie? how brave! :geek:

57. Coley

    08 March, 2007, 1:43 pm

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    Can we get that in writing?!? Fool me once… etc, etc. 😀

58. Coley

    08 March, 2007, 2:01 pm

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    We have our share of redundancies.. Walla Walla, Washington which gets bonus points for alliteration.

    Here are some other fun ones:
    1. Chug Water, Wyoming to Belcher, New York
    2. Hornytown, North Carolina to Rough and Ready, California (no way could I make that one up)
    3. Hicksville, Ohio to Yeehaw Junction, Florida
    4. French Lick, Indiana to Lollipop, Texas
    5. Normal, Illinois to Odd, West Virginia

59. Meagan

    08 March, 2007, 4:24 pm

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    😈 :kiss: :wang:

60. pablo

    08 March, 2007, 5:39 pm

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    Annie B.

    Sounds likeyou would do anything for your sis. If she knows that then you are doing everything you can. Just be yourself and make her feel like herself and the rest can just fall to the side.

    Good luck

61. Jay Griffin

    21 April, 2007, 11:25 am

    I started out from Weed, California and drove through High, Texas on my way to pick up this girl I knew who lives in Hooker, Arkansas. After picking her up, we stopped to buy some beer in Belcher, Louisiana. While driving through Hornytown, North Carolina, we decided to go to this orgy that some friends of ours were holding up in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.

    We had an unfortunate “fender-bender” in Accident, Maryland, which delayed our trip for a couple of days until we could get back on the road. It was in Panic, Pennsylvania when my companion informed me that she had just started her period; so I knew it was pointless to look for a motel in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. We ended up spending the night in Blueballs, Pennsylvania instead.

    We resumed our trip the next morning and since my companion was on her period, I knew stopping to eat in Beaver Lick, Kentucky was out of the question. She began playing with my “wedding tackle” just as we drove through Big Bone, Kentucky and by the time we reached Bald Knob, Illinois, she was performing oral sex on me. I must have completely lost my bearings due to her exquisite oral ministrations because our trip ended in Climax, Michigan.

    It’s a good thing I am not gay and picked up that big, burly hitch-hiker instead of my female traveling companion. I sure as hell didn’t want that road trip to end in Mianus, Connecticut!

    © 2007 Songman60 Publications

62. Brad K.

    24 April, 2007, 9:04 am

    I have been to Intercourse, PA. It was on the regular Lancaster County bus tour. The guide claimed that the First Farmers Bank there answers the phone “First Farmers Intercourse!”.

    The winery in town is small, and the wine mostly tourist quality but nice. I liked the bottle of Intercourse Blush I bought there. Like the Bird-In-Hand Bakery (down the road in Bird-In-Hand, PA), plain but good.

    The guide claimed that the Amish enjoy racing buggies. They regularly ‘rehabilitate’ retired racing trotters for their buggies, and race often, often with alcohol involved. So the sign ‘Enter Course Here’ eventually was corrupted to look more like ‘Intercourse’ and became the name of the town. Personally I think it looks more like the Amish twitting the English (non-Amish), or a public punishment over fornication, or both.

    It wasn’t a direct trip, but I have lived in May City, IA and worked in Goodyear, AZ.

63. Myra

    24 April, 2007, 3:44 pm

    What about bumfuckegypt, California?

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