- A vegan mosquito
- A woman with a fear of shoes
- A cat begging to have a leash put on it
- A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler
- A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates
Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms- A roomful of Victoria’s Secret models masturbating to Shrek
- Pirates, sharing their hopes, dreams and feelings
- A redneck with a deep interest in the plight of non-American workers
- What have you never seen?
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An attractive pair of balls.
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Good one!!! ๐ And I totally agree!!!!
a male davezilla reader that never makes a sexual comment ๐
A TV evangelist taking a Franciscan vow of poverty.
A รขโฌหREMEMBER THE ALAMOรขโฌโข T-shirt in East L.A.
A Dungeon Master strutting with a girl on each arm. (who are not members of his immediate family)
A white guy wearing his baseball cap sideways who doesnรขโฌโขt look like a village idiot.
A feminist who blames herself for the break up with her boyfriend.
A roadhouse bouncer reading Nietzsche.
An Amish Liberace fan.
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A Zilla girl that has never instigated said comments. And that is what makes this site so wonderful. sexual innuendo at its best.
A talented rapper
A fast food burger that looks as good as it did in the commercial
A reality show that had even the slightest resemblance to reality
A good looking mullet
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A picture of Mandy that would make a Zillaguy go limp.
A dollar store with designer handbags (but hopefully someday…)
An invisible man. ๐
A slave who didn’t want me to zap his nuts. ๐
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Mandy, Mandy, Mandy ! You perhaps just need a good pronging. :wang: :thong: :boobs: :wang: ๐ฟ
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moi? (bats eyelashes) :kiss:
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pronging? seriously?
An honest politician
An honest car salesman
An honest real estate agent (realtor)
A fat old man wearing nice panties, pretending to be a teenage girl in a chatroom
A flying pig
A flying elephant for that matter
A terrorised terrorist
An honest politician that actually keeps and delivers on their promises. ๐
A Democrat (or any politician, for that matter) who didn’t want more of my money
An honest insurance salesman
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Actually, one can see a flying pig at many Pink Floyd / Roger Waters Concerts
A Purple People Eater
A Black Klansman
A Carjacker getting his car stolen
A st st stu stuttering auctioneer ๐
An ugly zilla girl
A chick that listens and doesn’t talk back. ๐ฟ
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most of us girls are good listeners when we have a mouth stuffed with :wang:
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That’s not fair Mandy, I have a “bone” to pick with you!
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now that’s not entirely true – you sexy hot thang you :wang: :thong: :undies: :wang: :thong: :undies: :wang: :thong: :undies: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :wang: :thong: :undies: :boobs:
An intelligent chauvinist
A snowbird who could drive (I’m from Arizona…)
A day where some idiot didn’t say “Yeah…but it’s a dry heat…)
A woman who wasn’t secretly horny for a good spanking (and a good pronging!!!)
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Don’t touch what dial?
a good president
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A redneck driving a Prius.
(What’s a “dial”?)
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i prefer to lick bones, not pick them. :kiss: :wang:
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I’ll kiss yours if you’ll kiss mine.
Remember the old Lifesavers jingle? It went kinda like this ….
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Got to say #2 was unfair. There are 7 of us and we meet in an undisclosed location every blue moon to discuss the futility of our honesty.
Hold on a minute…vegan mosquito?
The female is the only one that consumes blood, the male eats nectar.
thank you very much
Marlin Perkins
Yucca, what can I say? You’re an intelligent chauvinist.
Sorry to say, you will have to mark #3 off your list, because I have a cat who loves to go outside on his leash to eat grass and roll in the dirt.
A roomful of stoners who say no thanks to homemade chocolate chip cookies that are warm and fresh from the oven. ๐
Mandy, Oh, Mandy….Get over yourself, and show something higher than your hips. How are we to know you are truly a woman, and not some perv that dowloaded a pic from a pornsite. That photo looks familiar ๐ ๐
I`ve never seen a woman admit they are as horny as men. They just make the guys persue them, but get pissed if men have seen better heads on beer and show no interest in the. My how the world turns when a woman is slighted.