Things that look dirty but aren’t

1. Candace

   15 June, 2007, 8:42 pm

   :wtf: What the hell, I dont think thats a ballon he’s blowing. Plus, first comment [i think]!

2. StevieC

   15 June, 2007, 8:57 pm

   Little Timmy is demonstrating the proper way to use a dental dam when performing oral sex. The dam should be placed over the entire vulva during oral sex to prevent the possible transmission of the HIV virus.

   Way to go, Timmy!

3. Myra

   15 June, 2007, 9:43 pm

   The demonstration of the new mouth condom was a big hit at show and tell. 😆

4. harley

   15 June, 2007, 10:55 pm

   aww… kids are growing up way to fast these days,when we are buying them their on little condoms…..but then again you never know what happens at “nap time” amy more so better safe than sorry I guess. And the etch a sketch guy you know that was one guy that didn’t have alot of dates in high school.Waaaaay too much time on his hands.

5. AnnieB

   16 June, 2007, 5:29 am

   [Comment ID #188236 will be quoted here]

   Not that I’m an authority 😈 but that looks more like a butthole to me! 😛

6. StevieC

   16 June, 2007, 7:11 am

   [Comment ID #188402 will be quoted here]

   Timmy’s imitating a goatse? :wtf:

7. Lung the Younger

   16 June, 2007, 8:59 am

   How Ricky Schroder landed his first film role.

8. Davezilla

   16 June, 2007, 9:10 am

   Little Timmy shows his classmates what “balloon knot” can also mean. :wtf:

9. Mandy

   16 June, 2007, 9:21 am

   Little Timmy shows his classmates what “balloon knot” can also mean. :wtf:

10. Bjorn Freeh

    16 June, 2007, 10:06 am

    No, no, Timmy — exhale. EXHALE!

11. Davezilla

    16 June, 2007, 10:15 am

    [Comment ID #188473 will be quoted here]

    I hear an echo. :dead:

12. StevieC

    16 June, 2007, 11:28 am

    [Comment ID #188491 will be quoted here]

    Are Dave and Mandy the same person? :wtf:

13. Bigwavdave

    16 June, 2007, 12:55 pm

    [Comment ID #188519 will be quoted here]

    Did you ever notice you never see them together?

14. Penguin Pete

    16 June, 2007, 1:53 pm

    For reasons of safety, always untie the container and suck the heroin out. Never eat the whole balloon.

15. thewhiteknight

    16 June, 2007, 1:53 pm

    im not even going to touch this with a teen foot pole…

16. Drusky

    16 June, 2007, 3:50 pm

    Going too far when the dentist says “open wide…” :dead:

17. Drusky

    16 June, 2007, 3:57 pm

    [Comment ID #188402 will be quoted here]

    Not true! I’m sure you can spot an asshole a mile away… The trick is to avoid having to talk to (or vote for) them… 😆

18. Flash Gordon

    16 June, 2007, 5:26 pm

    [Comment ID #188603 will be quoted here]

    That would be quite a trick, if you vote at all.
    😛 🙄 😕 :wtf:

19. StevieC

    16 June, 2007, 6:06 pm

    [Comment ID #188540 will be quoted here]

    And they both wear the same glasses ….

20. AnnieB

    16 June, 2007, 6:49 pm

    [Comment ID #188603 will be quoted here]

    You know me oh so well! :kiss: :wang:

21. AnnieB

    16 June, 2007, 6:55 pm

    [Comment ID #188635 will be quoted here]

    Is there anyone out there you like? Think Fred Thompson is a viable candidate?

22. AnnieB

    16 June, 2007, 6:57 pm

    [Comment ID #188519 will be quoted here]

    If he is you guys are going to feel really, really weird. 😈

23. Maddog

    16 June, 2007, 7:45 pm

    😈 At one time or another, all y’all looked like that because it annoyed somebody. Even if she sat in the pew in front of you. 👿 👿

24. Driver

    16 June, 2007, 8:24 pm

    I think If a Catholic Priest was to stumble on your site today Dave they would have to change thier robes or what ever they call those dress things they wear within minutes.

    If Dave and Mandy are the same person HE/SHE is realy good at the makeup thing, and I would only feel weird if this were proven true and I continued to have nasty thoughts about Mandys perkys :boob: :boob:.

25. misterarthur

    16 June, 2007, 8:43 pm

    New pre-teen fad: Balloons + Flesh eating virus = party fun!

26. Drusky

    16 June, 2007, 8:43 pm

    [Comment ID #188692 will be quoted here]

    See, Dave, this is what you get for posting late and then leaving us to our own devices… 😈

    Besides, StevieC started it… 😀
    [Comment ID #188519 will be quoted here]

27. StevieC

    16 June, 2007, 9:10 pm

    [Comment ID #188663 will be quoted here]

    Naw, so long as Mandyzilla brings along one of those balloons, we’ll be okay.
    Did you notice the noses are similar, but when he’s “Mandy”, he has poutier lips? :wtf: Thick luscious, pouty lips.

    Okay, you’re right. I’s starting to weird myself out here.

28. AnnieB

    17 June, 2007, 7:04 am

    [Comment ID #188692 will be quoted here]

    Work with us here babe. I know it’s silly but it’s kind of fun to keep it going. It’s the weekend, plus we can get him back for not giving us something new to chew on.

    My turn … Maybe he’s an hermaphrodite!?! 😈

29. Driver

    17 June, 2007, 9:20 am

    AnnieB…Maybe he’s an hermaphrodite!?! 😈

    Now that raises a whole new list of questions.
    Does he/she get PMS and if so how can the poor basterd trapped inside escape the bitch trapped inside?
    [No offence ladys, if I had to bleed for a week every month I’d hate the wourld too].

    When he/she eat’s dinner out who picks up the check?

    If he/she has sex with anyone but themself does that make him/her gay?

    If he/she joins a coed gym is access to both locker rooms okay?

    And is StevieC really weird’ed out when he thinks about Mandyzilla’s luscious pouty lips 😛 ?

30. lady8sbud

    17 June, 2007, 10:00 am

    [Comment ID #188230 will be quoted here]

    :lol:Yall are tooooo damn funny!!!!!!

31. lady8sbud

    17 June, 2007, 10:00 am

    [Comment ID #188230 will be quoted here]

    :lol:Yall are tooooo damn funny!!!!!!

32. thewhiteknight

    17 June, 2007, 11:33 am

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    does he/she stand when using the bathroom?

    whats his/her real name?

    if he/she wears a dress or a tux does that make him/her a cross dresser?

    ok, this is just getting scary

33. Bigwavdave

    17 June, 2007, 1:09 pm

    Well, pouty & perky certainly work for me, and since I’ve always thought of myself as a lesbian trapped in the body of a man, Mandyzilla might just make a great date. What about a weekend in Cleveland?

34. Lake Effect

    17 June, 2007, 3:35 pm

    Geez! How ’bout them Yankees! Anybody up for rotating some tires? I was gonna sharpen my manly hockey sticks, but decided to clean my manly gun collection instead. After reading these posts, I need a shower with lava soap and kerosene. And a beer. In a dirty glass.

35. Spud

    18 June, 2007, 3:31 am

    No Comment

36. StevieC

    18 June, 2007, 5:45 am

    [Comment ID #189241 will be quoted here]

    The scary thing is, we haven’t heard from Dave/Mandyzilla in all of this either.

37. TimM aka Timm

    18 June, 2007, 6:39 am

    Geez!! (You people calling him Timmy), Why does it always have to be “Timmy!”

    I’m kidding! it doesn’t really bother me.

38. StevieC

    18 June, 2007, 7:19 am

    [Comment ID #189313 will be quoted here]

    Hey Timm, try growing up being called ‘Stevie Wonder’ all of your life. :puke:

39. Spud

    18 June, 2007, 7:28 am

    [Comment ID #189298 will be quoted here]

    Perhaps they’re were out having a great weekend…

40. StevieC

    18 June, 2007, 8:27 am

    [Comment ID #189327 will be quoted here]

    Together? All by themself/selves?

41. Bigwavdave

    18 June, 2007, 8:31 am

    [Comment ID #189350 will be quoted here]

    In Cleveland?

42. AnnieB

    18 June, 2007, 8:46 am

    Maybe he swallowed her and she can’t get out! Should we send a rescue team? 😛

43. Astryd

    18 June, 2007, 10:46 am

    [Comment ID #189358 will be quoted here]
    I’m getting a bit jealous here… 😛

    [Comment ID #188663 will be quoted here]
    I, on the other hand, would still get it on with him/her! 😈

    [Comment ID #189020 will be quoted here]
    Aw, c’mon! Don’t ya wanna get all rubbed up on by Mandy? …er…Dave? …um…yeah… :wtf:

    [Comment ID #189323 will be quoted here]
    Of course you could have twisted that to your benefit.
    Stevie Wonder? The man wonder…SteveC!…
    …oh! Save me! Save me! 😈

44. Astryd

    18 June, 2007, 10:52 am

    I just looked at the picture again. It does look like an asshole! I immediately got a flashback of a porn I once saw where he was…and she was…and it was just kinda aim and shoot! *shudder* ❓

45. Sweet T

    18 June, 2007, 12:15 pm

    [Comment ID #188230 will be quoted here]

    All I have to say here is Dito :wtf: 🙂

46. StevieC

    18 June, 2007, 12:22 pm

    [Comment ID #189397 will be quoted here]

    So, if it’s me, you, and the ‘zilla, would it be a threesome or a foursome? :wtf:

    And Wonder no more. I’ll save you all to myself. 😈 Can you say “rode hard; put away wet”?

47. Youre Welcome

    18 June, 2007, 1:07 pm

    :: reminiscing ::

    Back to the drawing board, Timmy.

    :: /painful flashback ::

    ..er um.
    Did anybody else think he was holding a chicken leg at first? Cause I did and, that made it really awkward for me. Mmm Chicken..

48. Youre Welcome

    18 June, 2007, 1:17 pm

    :: reminiscing ::

    Back to the drawing board, Timmy. Those explosives bite back.

    :: /painful flashback ::

    er.. um. 😆
    At first I though he was holding a chicken leg. That made it really awkward for me. Mmm Chicken..

49. Astryd

    18 June, 2007, 1:35 pm

    [Comment ID #189422 will be quoted here]
    Lets keep it simple and count bodies not personalities… 😛

    Rode hard…I like it! 😆

50. Drusky

    18 June, 2007, 3:40 pm

    [Comment ID #189446 will be quoted here]
    Astryd, Do you have a ‘Trail Rated’ emblem on your side like the Jeeps that are off-road capable? 😛

51. Drusky

    18 June, 2007, 4:00 pm

    I’ll bet Dave’s starting to rethink that ‘shutting down the site’ joke he made last April Fools Day…

    As long as we’re on the Subject, how do we know he isn’t more of the personalities here?
    He could be:
    Dave – Founder of this site
    Mandy – His hottie side
    Astrid – his sexy, playfull side
    Lung – His creative side
    AnnieB – His Fun Loving, Don’t F**k with me side
    or even me – His Bullshit Artist side…
    😆 😀 😆

52. Astryd

    18 June, 2007, 4:41 pm

    [Comment ID #189490 will be quoted here]
    Not on my side, Handprints on my ass…or hips depending on the style. 😈

    “Astryd-his sexy, playful side.”
    I’m severely questioning my existence now… :wtf:

53. StevieC

    18 June, 2007, 5:22 pm

    [Comment ID #189495 will be quoted here]

    *phew*, at least I’m still me … I think

54. Flash Gordon

    18 June, 2007, 5:50 pm

    [Comment ID #188662 will be quoted here]

    Fred Thompson? Oh please, haven’t we had quite
    enough actors in the White HOuse? :puke:
    I tend to favor Gore, as he got screwed out of
    it in 2000 by the Supremes.

55. Drusky

    18 June, 2007, 7:26 pm

    [Comment ID #189527 will be quoted here]
    Wuuppps, forgot you…
    You’d be Dave’s monster garage, gear headed side… 😆

56. Meagan

    18 June, 2007, 8:04 pm

    Bad boy! Very, very bad boy! Now go to my room!
    😈

    [Comment ID #189495 will be quoted here]

    So, if Dave is all of us, does that mean he’s a dominatrix too?

57. AnnieB

    18 June, 2007, 8:07 pm

    [Comment ID #189534 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, I agree. I can’t figure out why he’s doing so well in these (asinine) polls when he hasn’t even said he’s going to run yet for sure. (His coyness is getting a little tiresome.)

    I voted for Gore in 2000. I think things would be a lot different today if he hadn’t gotten screwed.

58. AnnieB

    18 June, 2007, 8:18 pm

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    Shame on you BA, how COULD you forget the evil instigator? (As you so adroitly pointed out … ratfink) 😈

    Uh oh … you also left out Meagan. I see her coming out with the whip, you bad, bad boy. You’re in for it now!

59. Meagan

    18 June, 2007, 8:25 pm

    Let’s see… whip? Check. Handcuffs? Check. Leather mask? Check. All right, let’s get to this you naughty little boy. 😈

60. Drusky

    18 June, 2007, 8:45 pm

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    [Comment ID #189594 will be quoted here]

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me…
    😆 :wtf: ❗ :wtf: ❗ :wtf: ❗ :wtf: 😛

    So, Meagan would be Dave’s ‘Black leather and icecubes on the welts’ side…(He’s allowed to wear black leather now, right?)

61. AnnieB

    18 June, 2007, 9:00 pm

    What a great combination Dave/Mandy-zilla is!!! :wang: :boob: :thong:

    Wet dreams here I come!!! 😛

62. Drusky

    18 June, 2007, 9:04 pm

    [Comment ID #189508 will be quoted here]

    Don’t. I saw your pics at your site…
    Wow, Never have I wanted to be a taco soooo bad…
    😛

63. AnnieB

    18 June, 2007, 10:46 pm

    Drusky, I mean BA, quick, think of something – you forgot Driver! Road (rode) Warrior? BigWave and Flash, OMG … calling all Zillagirls, calling all Zillagirls. Report for duty … the fleet’s in.

    Astryd is going to be so pissed tomorrow that she missed all the fun tonight! You can bet she’ll catch up tomorrow!

    :wang: :boob: :thong: 😛 :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:
    :wang:

64. mikeB

    19 June, 2007, 12:15 am

    [Comment ID #189495 will be quoted here]

    Dave has multiple personalities? :wtf:

65. Astryd

    19 June, 2007, 10:48 am

    mikeB: Careful, you may be one of them and not know it.

    [Comment ID #189608 will be quoted here]
    Um, yeah…I’m one of those girls that you can take out and I won’t order the salad. I need my energy 😈 …I’m a growing girl 😆
    Can I have a piece of you?

    “Astryd is going to be so pissed tomorrow that she missed all the fun tonight!”
    I need my home PC up and running!! 🙁

    “You can bet she’ll catch up tomorrow!”
    Yup, I’m like that first sip of beer when you wake up with a hangover, except this hangover is not alcohol but Zillagirl induced so you need a taste of Zillagirl to get some relief. 😈

66. StevieC

    19 June, 2007, 12:00 pm

    [Comment ID #189567 will be quoted here]

    You got me pegged to a ‘T’. Just as an FYI – the plate on my car ….. CARGASM 😈

67. Meagan

    19 June, 2007, 1:38 pm

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    Darla the Dominatrix accompanied by Betty and Bertha reporting to duty!

    😈 :boob: :boob: :wang:

68. Brad K.

    20 June, 2007, 12:05 am

    Dora the Explorer discovers that when you blow up the balloon to hard, it breaks. But then you can make an interesting duck call.

    And imitation whoopee cushion.

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