Take only what’s necessary

1. Spud

   21 October, 2005, 12:19 am

   At least he has his priorities right. 😈

   and on another plane, could your brother be known as Patzilla?

   It’s an interesting exercise to name your family this way…

   :geek:

2. PeggyArcher

   21 October, 2005, 12:22 am

   Well, Keystone is the key (no pun intended) to surviving natural disasters.

3. Sir Osiss

   21 October, 2005, 2:06 am

   Beer, butt paper and a broad… Sure he isn’t Hattrick? :wtf:

4. Vicus Scurra

   21 October, 2005, 2:10 am

   Yes, but why is he taking the woman and not the TV?

5. tinamarie

   21 October, 2005, 2:41 am

   They are going to paaaaaartaaaaay! Get blasted, wipe they asses, and float on!

   All they missin’ is a 40 ounce or two and some bud. (Not to be confused with the Bud they already have.)

6. Esther

   21 October, 2005, 3:00 am

   Don’t forget the smack!:???:

7. Spud

   21 October, 2005, 3:06 am

   Shhhhmack!

8. Lung the Younger

   21 October, 2005, 3:35 am

   Is it my imagination or is there something slightly biblical looking about the scene? The skinny dude does have a little of the Messiah about him. Maybe he’s just changed the water to Bud? And leading his skinny chick around on a piece of plywood for there was no room at the inn.

9. larfus

   21 October, 2005, 4:55 am

   No its more like she is bitching about not having any smokes and he is saying “Talk to the hand”.:roll:

10. Mandy

    21 October, 2005, 7:34 am

    I’m sure he’ll smack her later when she “starts talking’ shit”, Esther. :wtf:

    Lung honey? It’s your imagination. There’s nothing Holy about PWT. :kiss:

11. b-dizzy

    21 October, 2005, 7:55 am

    Hmmm…. beer does provide the essential carbohydrates that one could live off of for several days while waiting for rescuse. It will make ya a lil dehydrated though.

    It doesn’t look like they would be too worried with drinking the water though.

12. Spud

    21 October, 2005, 9:17 am

    I also, was wondering where the cigarettes were…

    photoshop opportunity!

    😎

13. rust

    21 October, 2005, 10:35 am

    What the hell is SHE doing on the plywood sittin’ pretty when it should be her in the water and him on the board, preferably with a cool one cracked open.
    👿

14. Santana

    21 October, 2005, 11:00 am

    Nice Mullet!

15. MIKE

    21 October, 2005, 11:07 am

    Could that possibly be a squeeze bottle of Plotchmans Mustard? Maybe they were thinking ahead.

16. Mandy

    21 October, 2005, 11:17 am

    The mustard was all that was in the fridge besides the beer. That or it was for “later on that evening. :wtf:

17. MIKE

    21 October, 2005, 11:46 am

    Mandy you sound pretty kinky, and I like it

18. Kenn

    21 October, 2005, 11:56 am

    I’m pretty sure he’s just taking out the trash.

19. Craig

    21 October, 2005, 12:17 pm

    Carrots, mustard, beer, & toilet paper. All that AND my bitch is pulling me, LIFE’S GOOD!!!!!!!!:grin:

20. Cherish

    21 October, 2005, 12:40 pm

    yeah, this exact thing was circulated around in Emails as the Redneck Survival kit.

    funny, but not original.

21. Mikel

    21 October, 2005, 12:43 pm

    Beer: $25
    Toilet Paper: $3.50
    Plywood: Free found floting
    Crack Whore: $20
    Pulling Booze and Whore though Shit Flood Water: Priceless

22. Sir Osiss

    21 October, 2005, 12:56 pm

    Dave,

    Man, here is the link
    that could have gone with this post! Yeah, it’s a golden oldie, but thoroughly appropriate!

23. Merth

    21 October, 2005, 3:38 pm

    I just got this in my email this morning… Size degrees of Davezilla. Scary.

    😛

24. Paige

    21 October, 2005, 4:07 pm

    Now, just where were you going to use that shit paper at????I dont think they had any toilets under that water.And, after drinking all that Bud, you would have to find some place to shit.:-?

25. Patrick

    21 October, 2005, 6:14 pm

    And all this time, I thought they were trying to salvage their returnables!

    🙄

26. greenfireyes

    21 October, 2005, 6:57 pm

    The water is so dark – I wonder if he’s wearing his LED slippers? 😎

27. Lace Valentine

    21 October, 2005, 8:21 pm

    My plywood plank would have Guinness, Foster’s, salted spanish peanusts, Robert E Howard books, recent pinups of Rose McGowan, beef jerky, Camel cigarettes and the much needed toilet paper…

    😈

28. Nikki

    21 October, 2005, 8:44 pm

    Kenn made me giggle.

29. hippychick

    21 October, 2005, 9:37 pm

    Didn’t ya’ll happen to notice the 2 bottles of rum behind her? Hmm…fiber, carbs, mustard, alcohol. There wasn’t enough shit in the water already? Only in the south…:sad:

30. Sylvia

    21 October, 2005, 10:32 pm

    Oh yes Nikki dear, I love Ken’s remark as well. Are we the only one’s who caught the subtlety? In London we’d say he was putting out the “baggage” …. mind you, he’s no pinup himself……….wonder what he’d throw in the dumpster first……….what he’s pulling or himself? Well, that could be synonymous couldn’t it?……. where’s his right hand?

31. Mandy

    21 October, 2005, 11:42 pm

    No more kinky than the average bad grrrl, MIKE. :thong:

32. Lizzie

    21 October, 2005, 11:54 pm

    lmao good ones Mikel and Ken:lol:

33. Baby betty

    22 October, 2005, 1:35 pm

    SCREW MY SHOES, SAVE THE BEER

34. frisko

    22 October, 2005, 2:41 pm

    lest we forget the lone diet 7-up

35. Ms. Z

    22 October, 2005, 4:15 pm

    😀 Mustard Jar is to make a power hitter for the pot dude.

36. Stephanie

    22 October, 2005, 9:31 pm

    They knew tons of people would be looking for an escape from all the tragedy so they decided to take advantage of the opportunity and start a make-shift travelling bar. 5 bucks a pop!

37. Soldier Bob

    23 October, 2005, 6:46 am

    Looks like JimBo is taking full advantage of finding the first pool he can pee in

38. HiMY SYeD

    23 October, 2005, 2:45 pm

    As the bumper sticker sez,
    ‘you don’t buy beer,
    you rent it.’

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