Tag: waitress
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How to Speak Waiter
“I made this drink special for you. It has a unique, subtle flavor.”“I’ve added a toxic cleaning chemical to poison you. Can you guess what it is before the EMT arrives?” “May I take this out of your way?”“You selfish bastard. You’re taking up a table for four by yourself during our dinner rush. I…
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Overheard: “Sangrina” edition
Bartender: “So what did you two do last night?” Waitress #1: “We had some sangrinas. They were so good.” Bartender: “I’ve heard of those. They’re like margaritas, right?” Waitress #2: “No, they’re a wine thing with like fruits and shit.” Bartender: “Oh, that’s sound good! What kind of wine is it?” Waitress #2: “Dark wine.”…
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