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  • Clearly, a Zilla Girl

    Clearly, a Zilla Girl

  • Ten things that disturb me about the Jolly Green Giant

    Jolly Green you know who

    1. He wears a tattered and threadbare tunic with a brand new red scarf.
    2. Isn’t aware that green hair is so 1979.
    3. Won’t let us see what Mrs. Giant looks like.
    4. Responsible for the accidental stepping deaths of 23 American farmers each year.
    5. His urine stream causes local flooding.
    6. The Giant’s enormous fingers are the reason for all those dented cans on the shelves.
    7. Dandruff often mistaken for major hailstorm.
    8. Claims to have never heard of the Chupacabra
    9. His scarf is long enough to be one of Christo’s works.
    10. Little Sprout is always trying to upskirt him.