Tag: tips

  • DIY Hints You Should Probably Ignore

    Need to liven up the office Xmas party? Photoshop your coworkers’ heads into pictures from questionable websites and you’ve got a slideshow everyone will be talking about! Use Strontium-90 to soothe a colicky baby. Old Ethernet cables make great leashes for the elderly! Use “Swiffer” sheets to quickly erase your sibling’s homework. Worried about what…

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    Davezilla

  • Worst Gifts to Give Your Girlfriend or Wife

    The Good Wife’s Guide A weight scale The phone numbers of every stripper you’ve ever met A porcupine Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride Manual A mustard sandwich An extension cord, used A box of rust An ultimatum What gifts would you shy away from giving?

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  • Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving

    Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast Screaming at the gravy Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus What would you avoid?

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    Davezilla