Funny Bunches of Goats

Rejected Names for Cereals

06 November, 2013Posted inBad Ideas3 Comments
So this post originally appeared here in 2008, but as I have been going back through older posts, I keep finding horrible spam injections—some of which cannot be removed with out deleting the entire post. This is a shame because some of these posts had dozens of comments. This one had 72 comments, so I am reposting it. Anytime you see a new post that has the tag "repost", you'll know the original was deleted due to spam. Lice Krispies Kellogg's Porn Flakes Frosted Mini Feets Sugar Frosted Aches Ape Nuts Cap'n Chronic Brute Loops Unlucky Harms Funny Bunches of…
What ad writers say to each other in bed

What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

05 November, 2013Posted inObservations
Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin' good! Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you're playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab'll do ya. Have it your way. Get N or get out Do you have the bunny inside? Let's make things better Live in Your world, play in ours Neighbor's envy, owner's pride Co-written by Chocolate Razor. This post originally appeared on Davezilla in 2008 but was ruined by…