Tag: Freaks

  • When do we decide if someone is batshit crazy?

    I know. That term is politically incorrect. And I am not applying it to those with true mental illnesses. I’m talking about those times when eccentricity goes a wee bit over the top. And stays there. You’ve doubtless met others who have decided to become eccentric, perhaps even the town eccentric, but it was clearly…

  • I don’t know how Winter Olympics work

  • Here’s mud in your eye

  • Uber in India

  • People we can safely dislike #26

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    People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again. Men who wear Crocs with business suits. Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat…

  • Someone please fucking help me

  • Jesus died so you could have it your way

  • More People We Can Safely Dislike, #25

    Jodi Arias supporters Twilight fans. Fuck all of you. Vampires don’t sparkle. People who change their profile photo to reflect the latest meme, social cause or trend with no clue why other than their friends are all doing it, too. [DISCLAIMER: This one is probably only a Michigan thing] Drivers who get into the Michigan…

  • Grammar: You’re doing it wrong

    Really not sure what disturbs me more: The phrase, the lack of apostrophes or the letter spacing.

  • People Who Need to Go Far, Far Away

    People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren’t speeding. People who use douchebag words like ‘braggadocious’ and ‘YOLO’ in everyday speech. The inventors of Powerpoint, Jeggings, Crocs and UGGs. The creators of ‘Call of the Wildman’, ‘Hillbilly Handfishing’ and other white trash train wrecks. Professionals who say,…

  • So that was the inspiration for the OK Go dogs video