Criminal Minds profiles Jack and Jill

Criminal Minds Profiles Nursery Rhyme Characters

What if the agents on Criminal Minds were to profile characters from children's nursery rhymes? I mean, hey why not? Most classic children's rhymes are gory and psychotic. Hotch: “Gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The killer goes by the name, 'Little Bunny Foo Foo'. Not much is known apart from this. We know he’s psychopathic. His anger is funneled toward the object of his rage; innocent field mice. His M.O. is to scoop them up and bop them on the head. This unsub has paranoid delusions about a “Good Fairy" visiting him, telling him to recant his ways, but his obsession…

The Best Children’s Song Ever. By Me.

I have absolutely no memory of any children's song lyrics. I don't think I ever knew (or cared) what they were when I was a child and now that I am a father, I am resorting to making up lyrics to sing to my girl. I hope I don't screw her up too badly with my version of Hush, Little Baby: Hush little baby, don't smack a nerd, Papa's gonna buy you an odd-shaped bird. If that odd-shaped bird don't sing, Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring (I remembered this part!) If that diamond ring don't shine, Papa's gonna…