Tag: cats

  • This cannot end well

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  • Random Effluvia

    Random Effluvia Cats in tights, are you kidding me? [GALLERY LINK] Love the theremin? Of course you do. Who doesn’t? There’s an online theremin! [PLAY IT NOW] Slittens. Cause the world needed a Tumblr blog devoted to kittens with sloth faces. [OMG YES] Poor Kelly. She ordered a fur wolf tail for Halloween and got,…

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  • My Asshole Cats

    My Asshole Cats …Refuse to chase their toys until I’m in 4th stage REM sleep. …Only get nauseous when the floor is clean. And only on the hardwood. …Are responsible for 99% of all poltergeist activity in the lower 48 states. …Inform me their claws need trimming when they are sitting on my crotch. …Allow…

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  • Pets vs. Babies

    Cats prefer baby toys to their own Babies prefer cat toys to their own Pugs will graciously eat dirty diapers, lightening the garbage load, but making for an interesting back yard cleanup.

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  • Sleep deprivation

    LIZZ: “That’s it, honey.” [SITTING UP, ROCKING IN BED] ME: “What are you doing?” LIZZ: “I just… I have to stay awake and…to make sure the baby doesn’t fall asleep on me.” ME: “What? I didn’t even hear you get out of bed.” LIZZ “Oh. My. God. I am losing my mind.” ME: “What?!?” LIZZ:…

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