Step aside, bitches

1. Fran

   11 March, 2006, 12:38 am

   Toy Story 3 began filming today in New York City. It was business as usual on Wall Street.

2. Master Solace

   11 March, 2006, 1:14 am

   I have one question…WHEN WAS THIS PICTURE TAKEN?????? Being a fan of ALL japanese anime, I know that this is an exo-suit droid from the Dragonball series(the symbol on the front is of the Red Ribbon Army). Why would anybody want to be in a costume like that is the middle of ANY street. I mean come on. YOU WOULD BE IN PUBLIC!!!!!

   😳 Oops! That would be 2 questions. My math is very bad today…very bad!!!

3. Bjorn Freeh

   11 March, 2006, 1:38 am

   Ronald Reagan’s brain, being kept alive in an ambulatory robosapien unit, has escaped from the Republican Cloning Laboratory in the basement of the Reagan Library. Because the robo unit was not equipped with external listening devices, reporters had to use bullhorns to pepper RR’s brain with questions:

   Q1. “Ronnie, why do you look like a balding black man in a bubble-wrap suit?”
   A1. “Well… well… I forget.”

   Q2. “Mr. Reagan, are you going as Buzz Lightyear this Halloween?”
   A2. “Well… well… I forget.”

   Q3. “Ronnie, rumor has it you’re up for the sequel to The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Do you play the submarine or the helicopter?”
   A3. “Well… well… I forget.”

   Q4. “Ronnie, do you have anything to say to the American people?”
   A4. “Well… well… yes. Dave promised me bitches. Well… where are the bitches?”

4. Ace

   11 March, 2006, 3:38 am

   Those crazy kids and their crazy fashions! Oh what will they come up with next!
   In honor of worship of tools day, I’d like to add that the link is freakin’ hilarious. Mitch should get a kick out of it!

5. Sue

   11 March, 2006, 4:35 am

   Are you all blind, can you not see that this is little cousin Robo Rop as they say in Japan…

6. Marcus

   11 March, 2006, 4:55 am

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   Sorry Sue, but you spelled your bad Japanese wrong. It should be Lobo Cope. They like to switch Rs and Ls and put vowels at the end of words ending with consonants.

   Lound the lagged lock the lagged lascal lan 😆 😆

7. Paul

   11 March, 2006, 5:37 am

   Richie Rich of the future.

   I knew that Bush would find a way to run for a third term, as our first Woman in the White House. I’m imagining the state of the union Drag Show. Will Laura be a drag king? :puke:

8. Spud

   11 March, 2006, 6:23 am

   That’s a pretty funny little site they have there.

   😈

9. Craig

   11 March, 2006, 8:27 am

   That bird flu must be somtnin’ else, a few of those asian dudes don’t have noses. *Note to self*, don’t get bird flu.

10. mitch

    11 March, 2006, 8:40 am

    Despite constant denials, the evidence that Barry Bonds continues to use steroids is mounting.
    This just in: I LOVE FRAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. Mandy

    11 March, 2006, 9:32 am

    Fran’s getting all the love and makin’ the rest of us girls feel left out. 😕 Work it!

12. mikeB

    11 March, 2006, 9:52 am

    Why is that robot wearing his bowtie on his nads?

13. Fran

    11 March, 2006, 10:23 am

    Breaking News Report: Me and Mitch….we got HITCHED!!
    His girlfriend was my maid of honor and she’s expecting our first child in a few weeks! Who said you can’t find true and lasting love on the Internets?

    Davezilla: Better than eHarmony.com!! 😀

    We’re registered on eBay for any who would like to send any wedding gifts. hint. hint. 🙂

14. Fran

    11 March, 2006, 10:29 am

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    Sorry Mandy ❓ But now Mitch is taken. As a matter of fact….
    He’s ALL mine, that Mitch
    I’ve even made him my….um, faithful, greatly attentive and responsive husband. 😛

15. Fran

    11 March, 2006, 10:30 am

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    I love you too, honey!!!!!!!
    :kiss:

16. brainchallenged52

    11 March, 2006, 10:59 am

    Isn’t that Robbie the robot Scarlett (nickname is Red) Hemp (nickname Ribbon)?
    Does anyone remember Robbie??

17. brainchallenged52

    11 March, 2006, 11:00 am

    I meant to say Robbies girlfriend…oops!

18. Ron

    11 March, 2006, 2:43 pm

    Is that Erckel inside that tin suit?

19. cbatdux

    11 March, 2006, 3:41 pm

    Danger Will Robinson!

20. Becky

    11 March, 2006, 4:09 pm

    Georgina Bush………. :puke:…geez warn us next time!!! :dead:

21. Duker

    11 March, 2006, 5:00 pm

    I thought yellow M&M didn’t like to show his, you know, peanut, in public!! Or is this the actual size picture of Georgina’s Secret Servicer? No wonder Bush always has that stupid grin on his face!

    Congrats Fran & Mitch, can’t wait for the pitter-patter of little zillerfeet!!

    Mandy dear, secretly we are all in love with you and need to wipe off your avatar every session!! :wang: :limp: :undies:

22. Jason

    11 March, 2006, 6:32 pm

    I suppose this is a militant fan of Red Robin restaurants. You will eat my burgers!

23. Thor

    11 March, 2006, 6:53 pm

    I love you Mandy!!!!!! :wang: :kiss: 😳

24. mitch

    11 March, 2006, 7:25 pm

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    Oh my Fran….how I wish that that was true. I would be your love slave. Gladly.

25. Paige

    11 March, 2006, 7:44 pm

    That looks like that robot-BigDog-the one that will balance itself after it has been suddenly kicked. P.S. Georgina Bush-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-that was tooooo funny 😀

26. Patrick

    11 March, 2006, 9:57 pm

    I’m sorry. I don’t understand why I would want to be a lying, arrogant weasel bastard who failed at every business opportunity presented him and was never any better than a C- student in college? Or a transvestite version of the same?
    Re: the robot- Uhh, I got nothin’. Wait let me check. No, I got nothin’. 👿

27. Peaches

    11 March, 2006, 10:02 pm

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    I love it………..our age is showing yet again!! ❓

28. Marcus

    11 March, 2006, 10:26 pm

    I love the choose your own adventure story of Georgina Bush.
    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

29. Davezilla

    12 March, 2006, 10:36 am

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    Yeah, that killed me.

30. Mandy

    12 March, 2006, 4:53 pm

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    Should I be flattered, or entirely grossed out? :kiss: :thong:

31. djemm

    12 March, 2006, 7:04 pm

    Mandy don’t be offended but seeing your avitar really is a thrill.Question does Georgina enjoy long walks. Been looking for a dog walker

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