Spa Day for Men

1. Sumo Geisha

   29 November, 2006, 1:16 am

   Hmmm…Sailors, engineers, frat boys..scrubbing, lashing, and beer, the other golden shower…sounds like the homoerotic spa day to me…

2. zinta

   29 November, 2006, 1:30 am

   My spa would be a large bathtub of beer… with massage tables all around it and naked women of all kinds just kneading my skin with every part of their bodies.

   The entire time 4 big screen Plasma TVs on the walls…with either porn or sports playing all the time.

   Every massage would have a HAPPY ENDING.

3. cbatdux

   29 November, 2006, 2:13 am

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4. Ace

   29 November, 2006, 2:37 am

   That video was so damn funny!!! I love a good fart joke.

5. Brad K.

   29 November, 2006, 8:28 am

   My spa day might start with a 2 mile ride. Nekkid, in a 60 bushel wagon of shelled corn. Pulled by a 2-cylinder John Deere, down country lanes.

   Next would be a soothing mud immersion. In the wallow the pigs made at the wide spot in the creek. Several guys would help move from the wallow to the creek, to rinse off. In northern Wisconsin. At the end of October. Bring your own towel or burlap bag to wipe off, possibly an ice bar to break the surface up, depending on how early ‘winter’ sets in this year.

   Next would be a meditation and stress relief session, assembling three children’s bicycles after dumping all three kits together. With coaching by my mother.

   A massage and muscle toning session would re-enact an Old West barroom brawl, with two opposing European soccer teams, all inebriated. The Old West version of ‘Chiropractic Treatment’.

   The capper for the day would be a spirit-enhancing hike. In simulated Marine boot camp field pack (using a garbage bag with 26 pounds of Pig Wallow mud). 5 miles downhill, then back.

   Free complimentary jerky strips on checkout.

6. Bigwavdave

   29 November, 2006, 8:35 am

   Dave – You need some serious counseling – Having said that, my last spa was in Calistoga (Napa valley) and consisted of 15 minutes each of’ mud bath, hot tub, aroma therapy stream room, cool down towel wrap and a 30 minute massage followed by a good dinner and a great bottle of wine. My wife provided the happy ending and we both had a great night’s sleep. Funny, I still feel like a man.

7. sledge

   29 November, 2006, 9:25 am

   Manly SPA day…sit in a mud puddle and fart (hot tub) then pee into a high wind(special chemical shower)…then,slide through a number of 400 pound ladies like a watermelon seed on speed…ending in a self induced stupor after consuming 47 cans of cold shots

8. Da Popster

   29 November, 2006, 9:58 am

   ANY relaxing day that winds up with a happy ending, I consider a “spa day”.
   😆

9. evilmister

   29 November, 2006, 10:09 am

   DAMN YOU, da popster, damn you! 😆

10. Mitch

    29 November, 2006, 10:46 am

    SPA DAY:
    Step One:
    Apply Bourbon Liberally to Liver. Make sure you baste all around!
    Step Two:
    I forgot…..It was fun Though. There are lots of Weird pictures on my Camera.
    One is me, I think.
    Step Three:
    Keep Fingers crossed for No Jail Time. Make Bail. Go Home. 👿

11. Merth

    29 November, 2006, 10:54 am

    I can only assume there would be a live sports feed in every room of the spa. 2 hours of full body massage… happy ending optional. Alcohol. Lap dances.

12. Mandy

    29 November, 2006, 5:03 pm

    You had me at 500 naked slave men.

13. Flash Gordon

    29 November, 2006, 5:08 pm

    Doing various erotic exercises in a tub filled with KY Jelly with Peta Wilson or
    Mila Jovovich. Ahh-h-h-h! :boob: :boob: :wang: :kiss: 👿 :wtf:

14. scamper

    29 November, 2006, 5:13 pm

    a spa day with choice of any 3 naked women, beer, sex, food and then give naked lap rides in tankchair.

15. Spud

    29 November, 2006, 6:15 pm

    A Spud Spa Day – would most likely go something along these lines…

    1. Sleep in till at least 7am

    2. Cooked breakfast consisting of –
    (a)Crispy bacon rashers (1/2 kilo)
    (b)2 Sausages
    (c)1 small steak
    (d)2 small lamb chops
    (e)1 small can of spagetti
    (f)2 medium fried tomatoes
    (g)2 lightly cooked eggs, sunny side up
    (h)2 slabs of thick sliced bread toasted with lashings of butter
    (i)1 enormous mug of strong tea

    3.Small nap for 1-2 hours

    4.1 Round of 18 holes of golf wherein I shoot an unbeleivable 8 under the card.

    5. Shower and rub down/massage in the dressing rooms by 2 scantily clad females of the completely drop dead kind.

    6. Lunch – 2-3 hours of delectable delights and pampering.

    7. Small nap 1-2hrs

    8. Driven home after cocktails and deposited at front door in time for dinner.

    :geek:

16. FISH

    29 November, 2006, 7:00 pm

    rub and tug

17. Minnie

    30 November, 2006, 3:11 am

    [Comment ID #80781 will be quoted here]

    Hehehehe. He forgot to mention that a hot shower was also involved. 😈

18. Mandy

    30 November, 2006, 8:24 am

    [Comment ID #80789 will be quoted here]

    You showered with 500 naked men, too? You lucky bitch.

19. Lisa

    30 November, 2006, 1:01 pm

    A spa day with 500 showering, naked men? Daaaay-mmm. I think marshmallows and peanut butter might also be required.

20. Mitch

    30 November, 2006, 2:14 pm

    You see 500 Naked Beautiful men.

    We see:
    The Locker Room at the Y. :limp: :puke:

    Ladies, You don’t really want to shower with 500 naked men.
    And don’t say “They are all pretty” because that also means “They are not interested in Girls”

21. mikeB

    01 December, 2006, 5:18 pm

    [Comment ID #80820 will be quoted here]

    The peanutbutter is to cover the smell of 500 naked men, presumably.

22. adognamedgromit

    02 December, 2006, 9:00 pm

    I am sorry I am confused as to how did she know the 500 men were virgins.
    Maybe I should read that slower.

    I should also pointout that it would be cool to have a couple of those wheel chairs at the office.

23. adognamedgromit

    02 December, 2006, 9:02 pm

    I am sorry I am confused as to how did she know the 500 men were virgins.
    Maybe I should read that slower.:???:

    I should also pointout that it would be cool to have a couple of those wheel chairs at the office.

24. adognamedgromit

    02 December, 2006, 9:03 pm

    oh damn it
    it posted twice
    soory

25. adognamedgromit

    04 December, 2006, 9:50 am

    I have to say I know allot of industrial type guys and the concept of a day spa would go right over there heads. Although it is nice to have your back rubbed if it is sore. Can I get an Amen from the back.

26. Lisa

    05 December, 2006, 5:19 pm

    My back says amen.

27. Jessica

    03 January, 2007, 9:37 am

    😐 Well, lets see a day spa for men would include Naked women in Sauna :thong: :boob: :boob: :boob: :boob:

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