Social Networks that Didn’t Work

1. Anna

   23 March, 2007, 2:49 am

   I am honored that the Dutch got mentioned …. even though you have mistakenly put us on the list. Clogger is a big hit over here, together with Tulips-R-Us …. we are NO fruits!!

2. Lung the Younger

   23 March, 2007, 3:57 am

   Matchstick.com – a page where romantic pyromaniacs can meet up.

   Youtub.com – When you get bored of Knickr, you can always post videos of your girlfriend taking a bath.

   Dropouts.com – the people from Graduates.com covering the rest of the market.

3. Jason

   23 March, 2007, 7:10 am

   Inmates.com – Find someone you served time with.

4. StevieC

   23 March, 2007, 7:21 am

   On And On And On Anon – Overtalkers Anonymous
   GetALife – For when LavaLife and Lowered Expectations reject your application

5. Bjorn Freeh

   23 March, 2007, 9:47 am

   FecesBook — Meet other scatologists!

   FascistBook — For the free and open exchange of idea.

   FlaccidBook — Viagra users share recipes.

   FaceBook — For surviving hunting partners of Dick Cheney

   Hmmmm… whaddaya know? All these groups have the exact same membership lists…

6. Mandy

   23 March, 2007, 9:49 am

   ThighSpace: A place for old men pretending to be young chicas.

7. Spud

   23 March, 2007, 9:54 am

   6. BlurredPress – Like You Can Read

   This about sums up the week I’ve had.

   Like you care.

8. Atryd

   23 March, 2007, 10:16 am

   MyHigh5-Find 5 people to be high with free every month.
   Monthly charges apply. 🙄

9. cody

   23 March, 2007, 10:18 am

   u guys have some wierd ass stuff on ur web site man.yall are mental

10. cbatdux

    23 March, 2007, 10:38 am

    codyspace – join others who travel the web aimlessly and add nothing to content

11. cbatdux

    23 March, 2007, 10:41 am

    AnimalFarm2008Blog – see re-worked Orwellian story starring Obama in compromising situations with farm animals. Brought to you by Billary.com

12. Wayne

    23 March, 2007, 10:41 am

    chick chick BURN! 😆

13. Wayne

    23 March, 2007, 10:42 am

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    you dont have to comment and no one is forceing you to be here, so please leave…

14. junkman

    23 March, 2007, 11:29 am

    codyfi-a random network that simplify’s complex blog images, data and relationships to a single mind-numbing band width of ignorance.
    codyshots-graphic visualization web tool enabling users to see inside the minds of children instantly.

    ps. those comics were awesome!

15. misterarthur

    23 March, 2007, 11:34 am

    Second Wife. Pretty obvious. Place for trophy wives to meet.

16. Atryd

    23 March, 2007, 11:34 am

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    Our wierdness is our own and only judged wrongly by those who are insecure, uncomfortable and do not understand it…such prejudice…tsk tsk tsk…
    We are polite and courteous to begin with but do not take lightly to aggressive attacks on our menatilty or wierdness.
    Respect those you want respect from otherwise prepare for a swarm of counter-attacks on your own person/ality or lack thereof…

17. junkman

    23 March, 2007, 11:50 am

    call it karmic but wasn’t cody the collagen injection in the aura today? :wtf:

18. StevieC

    23 March, 2007, 12:15 pm

    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

19. Bjorn Freeh

    23 March, 2007, 12:24 pm

    FecesBook — A place for scatologists to meet.

    FascistBook — A place for free, open discussion of idea.

    FlaccidBook — Where Viagra users can compare results.

    FaceBook — For surviving Dick Cheney hunting partners.

    Oddly enough, each of these groups have the exact same membership lists.

20. Diesel

    23 March, 2007, 12:26 pm

    I’m happy about the Dutch thing too. And even Clogger can’t be clunkier than MySpace.

    Come play in my caption contest!

21. Davezilla

    23 March, 2007, 1:11 pm

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    Or Bowling Trophy Wives. 😈

22. Atryd

    23 March, 2007, 1:32 pm

    mentality-sorry my dyslexia showed up at the most inopportune moment.

    mypsb/my personal space bubble.-where recluse people from around can feel like they belong.

23. sledge

    23 March, 2007, 2:18 pm

    Nutsack space …a place for old Speedo’s

24. misterarthur

    23 March, 2007, 3:17 pm

    The Davezilla Forum. People who like to write about odd photograps

25. Nikki

    23 March, 2007, 7:44 pm

    Shitter – Keep track of your friends’ bowel movements. Now with SMS notification!

26. Meagan

    24 March, 2007, 12:12 pm

    NoComments.com – Where the Cody’s of the world can unite and not say anything worthwhile.

    MentalFarm.com – Where he thinks WE probably belong. But then again, this one might be kinda fun.

27. Meagan

    24 March, 2007, 12:14 pm

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    I like the Dutch mention too! After all, you guys brought the tulips over here to Ottawa. Tulip Festival 2007 coming this May! 😆

28. McBiff

    24 March, 2007, 5:32 pm

    SpleensReunited – find where your transplanted kidney got to

29. Steppenwolf

    27 March, 2007, 8:24 pm

    PMS.com – post at your own risk you selfish, insensitive, uncaring SOB!

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