Random effluvia

1. Wendy

   20 January, 2006, 3:02 am

   Man, Dave, you really need a hobby! I now know why I have waited to put my name in Chinese characters on my body. :}

2. mitch

   20 January, 2006, 6:22 am

   An outstanding week Dave. You deserve a day off. Enjoy.

3. Davezilla

   20 January, 2006, 6:30 am

   Well, I just got back from a business trip in Arkansas. Nothing funny happened.

4. Spud

   20 January, 2006, 7:41 am

   I second mitch’s comment, a great week, have a lie down dave.

   :java:

5. Patrick

   20 January, 2006, 8:23 am

   Walmart thinks you need a parking guide. Reportedly, they will let you park your RV in their parking lot overnight as long as it’s not interfering with regular parking and foot traffic. I think the logic is that you’re going to need supplies along your trip and THOSE BLOOD SUCKING LEACH BASTARDS WANT EVERY FRICKIN’ NICKLE! And they want your grandmother to work 38 hours, get paid for 32 on the clock, and not receive decent wages or benefits all the way around.
   Thanks Sam! ❓

6. MandyLocke

   20 January, 2006, 8:25 am

   Didn’t see any “purple helmets” on that site, Dave :wang:

7. cbatdux

   20 January, 2006, 8:54 am

   Arkansas? My cousin (now my wife) is from Arkansas. She was the champion pig caller in 6 counties.

   Dave – Who were you calling on?

   Walmart (pitching new “growth” strategy ads for them?)

   Conagra (we can make Americans love biotech food! and by the way, we have a GREAT lobbyist in DC that can push corn-based fuel – his name is Jack)

   The poultry-growing association (avian flu is a myth, dreamed up by the same guys that made up the Holocaust….we can tell your story)

8. Doug

   20 January, 2006, 10:15 am

   Geez, Dave. Those were about the lamest sins I ever heard. If I went to Penance with those candy-ass sins, the priests would probably boot me out of the confessional!

9. starhealer

   20 January, 2006, 10:42 am

   dave injoy your day off you realy deserve it and the sin box was just too grose i loveed it :java:

10. Nina

    20 January, 2006, 4:19 pm

    Where do you come up with these links? 😆 Enjoy your day.

11. MrDoug

    20 January, 2006, 5:20 pm

    Thank you Master Dave, this is just what I needed on a Friday something to till time with on the company dime until I can safely leave an hour early unnoticed by the boss!

12. Duker

    20 January, 2006, 5:48 pm

    A day off? WTF!? I DEMAND you make laugh, not now but RIGHT NOW!!! Jack Chick warned me about heathens like you. BURN IN HELL,SINNERS!!

13. Kalee

    20 January, 2006, 7:09 pm

    Dave, you gotta get a life or get laid or sumthing, luv ur site tho :boob: :boob: :thong:

14. Jim S

    20 January, 2006, 9:29 pm

    Those corn mazes are awesome. 🙂

15. Fran

    21 January, 2006, 3:28 pm

    Corn mazes nothing! Did you see what Dustin was wearing today?? 😕

16. john K

    21 January, 2006, 8:06 pm

    Afterthoughts on all these corn maizes:

    1. People who get lost in the maize: They are “Shuck out of luck”.
    2. Why wives and/or girlfriends accompany their hubbies and/or
    their boyfriends through the maize: It’s time to play with the “Corn on the cob “.
    3. People who follow others through the maize. ” Stalkers”.
    4. Name for “accidents” that people have while still in the maize. “Cream of corn “.
    5. Another name for all these corn maizes “Cornucopia”
    6. People who pay very close attention while in the maize: “They are all ears”.
    7. Expression for maize growers: “A bushel a day keeps the scarecrow away”

17. Daniel

    21 January, 2006, 11:50 pm

    First of all, I gotta say John K. I think you are “corny”.

    Second of all, if you want a good laugh(or something that might really piss you off)use the Jack T. Chick Parody Archive link in Dave’s list at the top and find the Anti-Pat Robertson/Christian Coalition Page. I read some of the stuff on there and I’ll tell you all something, I’ve never been so angry and still be able to laugh at some of the stuff Pat has come up with. I understand there is this whole freedom of religion and freedom of speech thing, but some of the shit he gets away with say is uncalled for. I’m starting a coalition myself—The Kick-Pat-Robertson’s-Ass-Queue-Line Coalition. Maybe he’ll shut up after he gets his ass kicked.

    And last but certainly not least, this site is one of the best site on the internet. I haven’t laughed this hard ever, except for my evil-intent-filled laughs directed toward ol’ Pat, as noted above.

    Oh and Dave, KEEP THE FUNNY COMING, dude!!!!!!

18. Lucy

    25 January, 2006, 11:55 pm

    November 1 2003 tells us he’s a Steelers fan. Wonder what he’ll wear February 4…. he looks like a face-painter to me.

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