Pimp my ride

1. Dante

   13 September, 2005, 12:53 am

   “I call this one ‘Rusty’. I got lucky in it once. Yep, that was a great $5 I got off that scratch card!”

2. Spud

   13 September, 2005, 3:28 am

   Looks to me like a perfectly adequate plumbers truck.

   I do believe the paint is holding it together in all the right places…

   What does the writing say? anyone? anyone? bueller?

   :geek:

3. Lung the Younger

   13 September, 2005, 4:10 am

   The difference between this car and a sheep?

   You’d be more embarrassed if your friends spotted you getting out of this car.

4. kismet

   13 September, 2005, 5:13 am

   Hmmm, trucks like this are an everyday occurance here in the midwest. 😕

5. Ms.Z

   13 September, 2005, 6:31 am

   Hey, I think I had sex in that truck lastnight!
   :wang:

6. Nikki

   13 September, 2005, 6:38 am

   Ahhh, made in the USA.

7. Lisa

   13 September, 2005, 6:56 am

   On a quiet night, you can hear it rusting.

8. Davezilla

   13 September, 2005, 7:46 am

   What does the writing say?
   TiLE
   TooLs
   WeT
   saW

   Glad you asked?

9. Spud

   13 September, 2005, 8:08 am

   Thank you 😈

   I can it see it clearly now…

10. Spud

    13 September, 2005, 8:11 am

    You know, looking at this sad piece of machinery again, you’d be excused for thinking that if you put a load of any sort on it, the damn thing would just groan and crack.

    You people over there check your cars like, every 10-20 years or so do you?

    :boxers:

11. notsnot

    13 September, 2005, 8:13 am

    Why is this so fascinating or post-worthy? Gotta make a living somehow. Pointing this out for ridicule really makes you seem cloistered and elitist.

12. Davezilla

    13 September, 2005, 8:32 am

    You say that as though it were a bad thing. 😈

13. frisko

    13 September, 2005, 9:16 am

    Why do you have to make fun of my cars?

    My rides are Pimp-worthy.

    Yes, I am proud to own 3 of the 7 wonders of automotive technology. One of my rides can be seen by satelite.

14. mikeB

    13 September, 2005, 11:57 am

    and of course, the ever-present American flag. Only thing missing are the nekkid lady mudflaps.

15. rust

    13 September, 2005, 12:00 pm

    Found Off Road Dead.
    Fix Or Repair Daily.
    For Off Road Driving.

    there’s a million of these. Actually, it reminds me of my old 64 Ford Galaxie 4 door. Kind of orange-y looking paint with flames painted with house-paint on the hood and coming off the headlamps. A real oil-burner. At the end of its life, it had four new tires on it. Some guy came around and offered me 25 bucks — I took the money.

16. elimae

    13 September, 2005, 12:17 pm

    That so reminds me of my old shitvette!
    I have actually seen a lime green gremlin with a rebel flag painted on the hood and rally wheels. sweet:wtf:

17. pancona

    13 September, 2005, 2:36 pm

    What I find MOST interesting is the apparent sack of weed underneath the notepad. Or is it a moldy lunch?? Either way I say we smoke it!:twisted:

18. Buffy

    13 September, 2005, 4:58 pm

    no you dope head it’s a frozen lunch!:razz:

19. Fran

    13 September, 2005, 5:29 pm

    Re: Russian Omelette

    Why can’t I boil 5 eggs instead of 6 and then replacing the sixth one with a raw one?:-?

    I’m just wondering.:roll:

20. matt

    13 September, 2005, 6:09 pm

    the wood used to make the rack will burn nicely when it finaly catches fire, hope theres marshmellows.

21. Anonymous

    13 September, 2005, 10:19 pm

    :limp::dead:
    I’ve made my point.

22. Melissa

    14 September, 2005, 10:26 am

    🙄
    My Buick looks(and probably sounds) worse than this. . .sometimes you gotta make do with whatcha got.

23. Davezilla

    14 September, 2005, 10:51 am

    Attention people with no sense of humor: please read the headline! I am not making fun of rusty cars. I’ve had them myself. I am making fun of pimp my ride. :dead:

24. jackson

    14 September, 2005, 11:08 am

    Some of us got it Dave. I was actually going to offer to buy it. I’m looking for a crappy truck to haul crappy things around. And yes, I’m from the salt infested midwest.

25. Themrdoug

    14 September, 2005, 1:52 pm

    Yo Yo YO! Wazaap Dat? Dad Be ONE FLY RIDE bitch!
    Slap some bondo on there, give it a 46 inch body lift, some big ass wheels with the Mickey Thompson mud tires, and some bitching paint dat be da bomb!

    Then 6 weeks later when the rust eats through what is left of it and the bondo falls off you will have a lifted rust bucket with great tires, what else could you ask for?
    Redneck Nirvana!

26. jess

    14 September, 2005, 2:48 pm

    that wooden rack on the top actually holds the truck together. The door of the bed being held by tie downs. Pretty good work there.

27. johnnyclassic

    17 September, 2005, 7:34 pm

    About as busted as some of the cars on BustedRides.com.:razz:

28. Jeff

    23 September, 2005, 1:40 pm

    anyone notice the chevy bumper on the back? nice try but it,s still a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

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