Pickup lines that suck

1. Dante

   25 June, 2005, 1:25 am

   “You’re so hot I could fry bacon on you”

   “I want you to be my acrobat”

   “You’re wearing your pants way too high. Let me lower them”

   “All aboard the first train to funkytown…by which I mean bed”

   “I say, your visual appoplexies are stunningly boner-conducive!”

   Don’t ask me from where I got those…:razz:

2. TinaMarie

   25 June, 2005, 2:10 am

   Never forget the old standby “If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

   My favorite is “Hey babe–can I put my front end connector into your GUI (prounounced gooey) interface?” 😀

3. Nikki

   25 June, 2005, 7:57 am

   Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be tangent to your curves!

4. Moxie

   25 June, 2005, 9:35 am

   “Hi My name is Tom Cruise and your a magnificent women”

5. Ron

   25 June, 2005, 10:53 am

   Oldie but a goodie:

   “If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?”

6. rust

   25 June, 2005, 11:28 am

   worst pickup line ever:

   “Pull my finger!”

7. Davezilla

   25 June, 2005, 4:54 pm

   Nikki rules. She’s giving me a geek :wang:

8. DK

   25 June, 2005, 6:31 pm

   You look a lot like my sister-slash-first cousin!:roll:

9. rust

   25 June, 2005, 8:25 pm

   Hey, nice CAMEL-TOE!

10. Spud

    25 June, 2005, 9:48 pm

    Hi there, I’ve been watching you for awhile now…

    Hi, you know you look strangely familiar…

    Gidday babe, how about a drink?

    Hey there, when’s the baby due…

11. GrumpySimon

    25 June, 2005, 10:21 pm

    Ahoy there! My name be Captain Bluebeard. Be thar an x painted on the seat of thy pants, wench?

    Methinks there be fabulous booty buried within!

12. Esther

    26 June, 2005, 2:59 am

    “Hey babe, I’ve got my very own website. Wanna be on it?”

13. Keith Burgin

    26 June, 2005, 4:04 am

    “I don’t need a condom, baby… I’ve got a shovel and a bag of lime in my trunk.”

14. Mandy

    26 June, 2005, 10:27 am

    Remind me not to date Keith Burgin! :wtf:

15. notinlove

    26 June, 2005, 2:41 pm

    Keith, thank you for sharing that image, it is truly the most unpleasant oneliner ever heard, now jump into this hole and I’ll bury you. *strikes Kieth on head with a ten pound maul* :dead:

16. Daniel O'Connor

    27 June, 2005, 5:46 am

    Do you do anal, because apparently I’m a real asshole…

    Oops.

17. Anonymous

    03 July, 2005, 11:55 pm

    :boobs::cool::thong::undies::boxers::limp::wang::java::boobs::boobs:

18. Andrew

    04 July, 2005, 3:46 am

    Hey babe, do you like raisins? How bout a date?

    Nice pants, they would look even better on my floor.

    Do you wash your pants in Windex, cause I can see myself in ’em.

    Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only 10 I see.

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Are your legs tired? cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

    I could go on like this all night:twisted:

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