Perfeshunal Deckorateing

1. mikeB

   20 June, 2006, 12:05 am

   Poor use of white space. I give it a 3.7. 😈

2. Tina Marie

   20 June, 2006, 12:17 am

   It’s understandable. You see, this is a Harvey Wallbanger Cake.

   And if you are old enough to remember those…um…you’re, uh…at least as old as me. 🙄

3. April

   20 June, 2006, 12:18 am

   “It seems that not only is Little Billy of Family Circus taking over his father’s cartoon for the day. He has apparently taken over the baker’s catering as well.”

4. Randy

   20 June, 2006, 1:21 am

   Bill decided a cake was in order to congratulate Jim on his excellent ability to plan his layouts.

5. Meagan

   20 June, 2006, 2:21 am

   The only thing it’s missing is a swipe of icing missing from the center. Mmmm, cake.

6. Spud

   20 June, 2006, 2:58 am

   I’m with Tina on this one, the excellent edging speaks volumes of how well they were performing icing the cake early on, a couple of Harvey Wallbangers to celebrate nearing the end of the project, one more because it was a grand day, another because they could and then they decided to finish the deckorateing…

7. Lung the Younger

   20 June, 2006, 3:34 am

   Wow, Bush can’t even spell ‘Jed’.

8. TheFaramir

   20 June, 2006, 7:22 am

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   I’m only 33, and that’s not THAT old. Mmm, Harvey Wallbangers. Finally, a use for all that Galliano you have sitting up against the wall. (That, or the Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall.)

9. Bob

   20 June, 2006, 7:23 am

   I sushpecckt jim kaint reed knowhow soes it dont matter

10. junkman

    20 June, 2006, 8:42 am

    geez. i’m glad they covered the cake with plastic. when they throw up from the wallbangers they can’t mess it up for jim’s perfect day.

    dildo creche? thy rod and thy staff they comfort me? if you’re going to stick something up there i can’t think of anything better than baby jesus.

    check out god’s immaculate rod in the products. it’s so “ice cream soda-y”

11. Craig

    20 June, 2006, 9:14 am

    Fuck jim and his birthday cake.

12. Paige

    20 June, 2006, 9:30 am

    Just when I thought I had seen it all- along comes the Baby Jesus b-plug. I wonder if thats what Jim got for his birthday?? :wtf:

13. Spud

    20 June, 2006, 9:35 am

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    Ha!

14. Davezilla

    20 June, 2006, 9:39 am

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    Easy, killer. That’s actually a friend of mine.

15. Mandy

    20 June, 2006, 9:40 am

    When the stripper popped out, were her bra and panties off kilter, too? :boob: :boob: :thong: :limp:

16. Nikki

    20 June, 2006, 10:32 am

    It’s the thought that counts?

17. Nikki

    20 June, 2006, 10:34 am

    Also, I’m more interested in The Devil’s Advocate.

18. joeho

    20 June, 2006, 11:06 am

    Today’s link gives meaning to the term “holy sh..” 👿

19. Zinta

    20 June, 2006, 11:13 am

    Baby Jesus butt plut!!! Let the beheadings begin.

20. cronewynd

    20 June, 2006, 11:22 am

    Did it actually come decorated from the store? Or was this an attempt to shift blame? I’d have gone with “Yay, Jim!” as it’s shorter, easier to center, and means the same. 😆

    Next time, EAT THE EVIDENCE!

21. Da Popster

    20 June, 2006, 2:10 pm

    Plan AHead ? No ? Oh well :puke:

22. Craig

    20 June, 2006, 2:25 pm

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    Sorry dave, i had a rough morning. 🙁

23. Cynical Villain

    20 June, 2006, 2:28 pm

    I’m hungry…got milk?

24. Zeke

    20 June, 2006, 2:37 pm

    looks like his son wrote that.

25. Jester

    20 June, 2006, 5:18 pm

    I’m not all that religious but you seem to be christianbashing a lot. Bad experience?

26. dougieace

    20 June, 2006, 5:30 pm

    JESUS CHRIST!! my ass hurts

27. Davezilla

    20 June, 2006, 5:53 pm

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    Not really, although I was raised Baptist. Now I’m a priest of a West African religion. Xtians are just such easy targets. Like fish in a barrel. Trust me, I pick on all faiths and lack of faiths. Each one is just a different kind of stupid.

28. daretobeunique

    20 June, 2006, 6:24 pm

    To me it looks more like a deathday cake than a birthday cake. 😛

29. mikeme

    20 June, 2006, 7:33 pm

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    EXACTLY!!!!!

30. Goth Princess

    20 June, 2006, 7:33 pm

    Hopefully that cake tastes better than it looks. 🙄

31. Master Solace

    20 June, 2006, 8:47 pm

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    Can’t be Bush….Congratulations is spelled right…….

32. Master Solace

    20 June, 2006, 8:49 pm

    Pimp my cake by R. Kelly…..trying to fit such a big word in such a small space………

33. Drusky

    20 June, 2006, 8:53 pm

    What’s on the cake doesn’t matter, anyway. You know what’s going to happen on the way to the party. Too sharp of a turn, Sudden Stop, Pothole, The presents set on top. No matter how you look at it, The icings gonna end up mashed against the inside of the lid. It’d be a mercy killing… 😆

34. Drusky

    20 June, 2006, 8:55 pm

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    Keeping that in mind, would Clinton’s cake have cigars and panties inside the cake as party favors… 😆

35. Slopony

    20 June, 2006, 9:23 pm

    So where do you go for a star of David cock ring?

36. Esther

    20 June, 2006, 10:46 pm

    I’ll take a corner piece, please.

37. Tina Marie

    21 June, 2006, 1:36 am

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    Butt plut? Butt plut? Sweeeeeeet.

38. Meagan

    21 June, 2006, 1:37 am

    I love Jesus, but not that much… :wtf:

39. Mandy

    21 June, 2006, 6:37 am

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    No shit! I thought Jebus was supposed to be your heart, not your ass. :wtf:

40. Master Solace

    21 June, 2006, 7:12 am

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    I think you’re onto something there…..

41. cronewynd

    21 June, 2006, 11:18 am

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    Seriously?

    We should talk.

42. Patrick

    21 June, 2006, 12:11 pm

    Are we really complaining about penmanship or spacing? I mean, it’s cake. You get to eat cake, free cake. Who cares what it says or who it’s for? You get to eat cake! How bad can that be? Although, it is black icing on white cake and that’s kinda gothic. Aaaaah, on second thought, maybe I’ll pass. Nevermind. 😀

43. Thor

    21 June, 2006, 10:21 pm

    No shit! I thought Jebus was supposed to be your heart, not your ass. :wtf:

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one Mandy!

    ..And Dave, right on with the religious note. If someone needs that in their life to keep them going, or give them solace, more power to them. It is all based on what the historians wanted the people to believe to control them and force them to the “will of God” . I am sure the “stories” or historical recounting passed through many hands with many agendas, to even begin to know what actually might occurred at that particular time in history. End of rant.. 😛

44. Davezilla

    21 June, 2006, 10:52 pm

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    That’s true within the confines of Judeo-Christian traditions. You tend not to see that type of control with indigenous and tribal religions, or with religions from larger civilizations such as Africa, Asia or Pre-Christian Europe.

    And yes, I really am an African priest. As much as I tease, I have deep respect for all faiths. Maybe not for the adherents, but certainly for the faiths. 😛

45. Master Solace

    21 June, 2006, 11:46 pm

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    I just wanted to point out the word ‘solace’ here……..

    Why?!!!? I think that should be apparent…… :P…….

    Seriously, I just wanted to….. 😈

46. slave2oshun

    23 June, 2006, 12:15 am

    Craig
    | June 20, 2006 | 9:14 am
    Fuck jim and his birthday cake.

    THAT made me laugh

47. Jimmy

    23 June, 2006, 11:34 am

    The word is fuckin spelled right…I don’t understand its title. Its only funny because it looks like a retard wrote it.

48. Davezilla

    23 June, 2006, 2:11 pm

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    I was making fun of the decorating job. As there is no way for me to have the title smush together, that seemed to be the next best way to make fun of it. By the way, you misspelled “fucking” and missed an apostrophe in It’s. 🙄

49. Jim

    23 June, 2006, 9:17 pm

    Figures I’m the last to even read this. I thought it was a work of art, must have been a very rare typeface!

50. bounty

    24 June, 2006, 4:39 pm

    and the decorator has the education in the family
    😈

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