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By Davezilla 03 April, 2007Observations35 Comments

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Apology

By Davezilla 01 April, 2007Observations31 Comments

I didn't post yesterday for a reason. I spent the day thinking about where my life was going as a priest. My year is ending a month from now and I have to make some very tough decisions. One of them is ending this site. It's been a good twelve years. I love the community I've started here and over the years, many of you have become my closest friends. I'd like to end this site on a good note, not making fun of anyone, but remembering all of the laughs I've given everyone. Love to you all. AshÃ© O.…

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By Davezilla 30 March, 2007Caption Time35 Comments

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By Davezilla 28 March, 2007Uncategorized42 Comments

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By Davezilla 28 March, 2007Observations42 Comments

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By Davezilla 27 March, 2007Uncategorized28 Comments

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By Davezilla 25 March, 2007Caption Time39 Comments

More people we can safely dislike #15

By Davezilla 23 March, 2007Observations36 Comments

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Social Networks that Didnâ€™t Work

By Davezilla 23 March, 2007Observations29 Comments

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Your children are in my room

By Davezilla 21 March, 2007Uncategorized24 Comments

Dear Mistre Dave Zilla 2: He’s back

By Davezilla 20 March, 2007Uncategorized25 Comments

Normally I don't reprint email, respecting the privacy of my readers and because I have better things to do. However, when I am specifically requested to reprint said communiquÃ© by none other than the Sultan of Cleveland, well, what can one do? I give you, unabridged, yesterday's fan mail: Dear Mister DaveZilla, Yo bitch! I am back from the Graet Beyond to remind you of my Second Comming. I know you missed me. Right?? Huh? Pretty Please with Lemurs on Top? I am atncipating the arrival of spring and all the miniskirts and shit. Tomorrowday is the first day of…

Caption Time #168

By Davezilla 19 March, 2007Caption Time31 Comments