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OK, OK. You can upload pics of your butt.

By Davezilla 12 November, 2007Observations30 Comments

I've received numerous comments and emails requesting the ability for you lovely readers to upload photos. That's coming, believe me. In the meantime, I started a fan page on Facebook for Fans of Davezilla, the Zilla Girls and Zilla Guys. Feel free to upload all manner of personal pics there until I get this site rehauled.

More people we dislike #17

By Davezilla 10 November, 2007Observations47 Comments

The Brotherhood of Bikers: In my town, there is a rather extensive gang of "Christian Bikers" known collectively as Riders for the Son. Perhaps I didn't pay enough attention in Sunday School, but I don't recall Jesus requesting his followers to ride Harleys and fuck shit up. I am Metrosexual. Hear me score. Look, I like to dress well. I go to a hair stylist as opposed to a barber. Primarliy because I'd rather have my head touched by a stylish, young woman than a lecherous ex-con. I draw the line at getting manicures, man bags, plucked eyebrows and apricot…

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By Davezilla 08 November, 2007Caption Time45 Comments

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By Davezilla 07 November, 2007Uncategorized42 Comments

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By Davezilla 06 November, 2007Observations78 Comments

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By Davezilla 05 November, 2007Caption Time43 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 November, 2007Uncategorized30 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 November, 2007Uncategorized31 Comments

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By Davezilla 31 October, 2007Caption Time49 Comments

More people we dislike #16

By Davezilla 30 October, 2007Observations42 Comments

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By Davezilla 28 October, 2007Uncategorized30 Comments

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