What ad writers say to each other in bed

What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

05 November, 2013Posted inObservations
Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin' good! Are you a Cadbury's Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you're playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab'll do ya. Have it your way. Get N or get out Do you have the bunny inside? Let's make things better Live in Your world, play in ours Neighbor's envy, owner's pride Co-written by Chocolate Razor. This post originally appeared on Davezilla in 2008 but was ruined by…
pets vs. babies

Pets vs. Babies

05 November, 2013Posted inObservations
Cats prefer baby toys to their own Babies prefer cat toys to their own Pugs will graciously eat dirty diapers, lightening the garbage load, but making for an interesting back yard cleanup.
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Best New Top Level Domain Names

04 November, 2013Posted inObservations2 Comments
Ever since ICANN allowed companies to create new top-level domains (TLDs) such as .Pepsi or .duckface (at the staggering cost of US$185,000 + US$25,000 for annual upkeep), I thought it would be fun to come up with some suggestions for corporations to buy. www.www.www notguilty.oj dot.dot polka.bikini tobeornotto.be ithinkthereforei.am erhmagerda.meme bigthreeautos.suck america.fat Kanye.ego MileyCyrus.trainwreck ancient-history.madonna Which ones did I miss?

Can’t win.

02 November, 2013Posted inObservations2 Comments
I got all excited because tomorrow night, Daylight Saving Time ends. Then my wife reminded me that our baby won't likely adhere to that and we'll still be up at the crack of dawn. Damn.

What the what?

31 October, 2013Posted inObservations
I'm not sure what jungle Katy Perry's "Roar" video was shot in, but it seems to have South African Elephants, Egyptian Baboons, Central American Capuchin Monkeys and Indian Bengal Tigers.

Hospital Fun

30 October, 2013Posted inBad Ideas1 Comment
Ask your nurse for some apple juice. Pour it into a urine specimen jar. Nonchalantly walk down the aisles, sipping it. After an operation on [some body part], wake up from the anesthesia and ask, "So how is my [unrelated body part]?" Schedule gurney races down the hallways of ER. Try to beat EMTs with critical patients. Bonus points for having racing stripes, flames or real exhaust. Ask the nurse for a cocktail umbrella and fruit for your urine sample. You know, to make it look Klassy. When you wake up from anesthesia, pretend to speak a different language. Look…

30 October, 2013Posted inAnnouncements
I finally refreshed the look a bit. Yes, it's the default Twenty Thirteen theme (with an original photo for the header), but the site needed a kick in the butt. I plan on updating the color scheme when I get time. Next month.