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By Davezilla 11 May, 2005Observations17 Comments

I see on I'm on your contact list. Does that mean the sex is on? Your interests include taking photographs of dogs and pussies. What a coincidenceâ€¦ What do you look like at 1600 X 1200, baby? I belong to Best Viewed Large, if you know what I mean. I love a woman that knows how to tag. I'm starting a Flickr group for nymphomaniac female photographers. You're invited. No, I didn't say send me a picture of your cat, I said send me a picture of your â€¦ Just because I check your photo page 408 times a day…

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By Davezilla 10 May, 2005Uncategorized22 Comments

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By Davezilla 09 May, 2005Uncategorized24 Comments

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By Davezilla 08 May, 2005Observations13 Comments

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By Davezilla 07 May, 2005Caption Time26 Comments

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Overheard: Frozen Samosa Edition

By Davezilla 06 May, 2005Observations23 Comments

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Ten Best Reasons to Get a Cold

By Davezilla 05 May, 2005Bad Ideas, Observations18 Comments

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Overheard: Naked Twister Edition

By Davezilla 04 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

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Caption Time #52

By Davezilla 02 May, 2005Caption Time30 Comments

Bob is my co-pilot

By Davezilla 01 May, 2005Uncategorized10 Comments

Note to Self: 5,318

By Davezilla 30 April, 2005Observations17 Comments

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