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By Davezilla 09 May, 2005Uncategorized24 Comments

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By Davezilla 08 May, 2005Observations13 Comments

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By Davezilla 07 May, 2005Caption Time26 Comments

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Overheard: Frozen Samosa Edition

By Davezilla 06 May, 2005Observations23 Comments

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Ten Best Reasons to Get a Cold

By Davezilla 05 May, 2005Bad Ideas, Observations18 Comments

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Overheard: Naked Twister Edition

By Davezilla 04 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 May, 2005Observations12 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 May, 2005Caption Time30 Comments

Bob is my co-pilot

By Davezilla 01 May, 2005Uncategorized10 Comments

Note to Self: 5,318

By Davezilla 30 April, 2005Observations17 Comments

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By Davezilla 29 April, 2005Observations30 Comments

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Overheard: NPR Edition

By Davezilla 28 April, 2005Observations22 Comments

Freak No. 1: I heared about the China folks making all the t-shirts in China for the US of A. Freak No. 2: What? Freak No. 1: I said I was listening to NPR. They had this thing about China. They make all the t-shirts for th' US of A now. All of em. Freak No. 2: For real? Freak No. 1: Oh yeah. This guy says, he says, "My wife work at the Wal-Marts and we is looking through the t-shirts tags and they all says Made in China, Made in Mexico. Oh, and this one British guy makes…