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By Davezilla 13 July, 2005Observations16 Comments

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Pep talk

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By Davezilla 07 July, 2005Observations24 Comments

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By Davezilla 07 July, 2005Observations34 Comments

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By Davezilla 06 July, 2005Observations21 Comments

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