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By Davezilla 01 May, 2006Uncategorized25 Comments

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By Davezilla 30 April, 2006Caption Time35 Comments

Note to Self, No. 6,011

By Davezilla 29 April, 2006Observations37 Comments

Before presenting to the Senior Vice-Presidents again, be sure to wipe all the toothpaste off your face first.

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By Davezilla 28 April, 2006Uncategorized61 Comments

Which is more nauseating?

By Davezilla 27 April, 2006Uncategorized47 Comments

Caption Time #108

By Davezilla 26 April, 2006Caption Time, Freaks43 Comments

Irrefutable Historical Evidence!

By Davezilla 25 April, 2006Uncategorized43 Comments

More people we dislike #8: Pseudo-bodybuilders

By Davezilla 24 April, 2006Observations45 Comments

Few things are more pathetic than body builders. Pseudo-bodybuilders are definitely more pathetic. Too arrogant to admit they aren't that built, but not dedicated enough to deform themselves through excessive steroid usage. Signs you may be this type: They kiss their biceps They refer to their biceps as, "my guns". They can afford to pimp out their Dodge 3500s, but can't afford their cellphone bills. They wear "Axe" body spray. Contrary to popular belief, there is rarely a mullet. It is usually the fauxhawk, a ridiculous sort of combed-up mohawk, trimmed very short, marines-style. They drink Zima. On purpose. Have…

Complete this Sentence, #33

By Davezilla 23 April, 2006Uncategorized39 Comments

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Things to write on check memos

By Davezilla 22 April, 2006Observations47 Comments

Things to write on check memos That's cheque memos to my readers abroad. When writing a check for an unpleasant bill, there are subtle things you can do to amuse yourself, while confusing those on the receiving end. Add any I've missed. You're fired I'm still sore from last night Devil Clowns are making me write this You left something by my bed I knew you liked puppies, but not that way… I heard about your little accident Congratulations on "coming out" to your office My water broke; hurry! I gave head to a lemur What's that smell? Is that…

Overheard: Solving World Hunger Edition

By Davezilla 21 April, 2006Observations50 Comments

Mark: "Y'know Canada has more oil than any other country and them bastards are hoarding it from Americans. That's how they maintain their air of neutrality. It's a sham. They are ready to gun the f*ck out of anyone who finds out about the oil reserves. Nobody knows a thing about it." Al: "If nobody knows about it, how do you know?" Mark: "Look, all I'm saying is you have people in this country who don't read and who is to blame? Bush, of course. He doesn't want black kids in Detroit to learn how to read. Then he'd have…

Caption Time #107

By Davezilla 20 April, 2006Caption Time63 Comments