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By Davezilla 05 August, 2006Uncategorized20 Comments

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By Davezilla 04 August, 2006Uncategorized28 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 August, 2006Uncategorized38 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 August, 2006Uncategorized44 Comments

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By Davezilla 01 August, 2006Caption Time21 Comments

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By Davezilla 31 July, 2006Uncategorized26 Comments

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More people we can safely dislike #11

By Davezilla 30 July, 2006Observations28 Comments

People from the South who claim that 78°F is "chilly". Hold up, son. You don't know what chilly is. Flight attendants who are more concerned with their nails than their passengers. The guy you see in your rear view mirror, flipping you off because you dared to stop at the red light instead of blowing it.* People who forward me links to my own site, with the note, "Dude, this site is hilarious. You should check it out." Companies who actually send me mail addressed to "Mr. or Mrs. Dave Zilla". Neighbors who run their chainsaw at midnight. *The best…

Childhood Taboos

By Davezilla 29 July, 2006Observations22 Comments

Remember when your parents gave you wholly unscientific superstitions and warnings, such as "Don't swallow gum; it will stay in your stomach for seven years!" or, "If you make a face like that, it will stick that way forever." Nikki and I were discussing those this afternoon when I had the idea to write up some new ones. Step on a crack, break your mother's Internet connection. If you don't eat your broccoli, you will starve in Ethiopia when you grow up. If you don't stop talking on the cell phone, your ears will grow over it. If you wear…

I am always seated next to this man

By Davezilla 28 July, 2006Freaks, wtf25 Comments

Cruel things for flight attendants to say

By Davezilla 27 July, 2006Observations28 Comments

Last night's flight home was not uneventful. We were still in the airâ€”nearly a half hour lateâ€”when the pilot said, "I'm sure you may have noticed that we've just been flying around in circles. We can't land due to strong thunderstorms over Detroit, but we'll need to or we'll run out of fuel soon." Not the type of message that inspires confidence. People started panicking and biting their nails. He might as well have said, "I am in ur airplane, crashing ur passengers." While waiting to die land, I thought of some cruel things flight attendants could say: "We're running…

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By Davezilla 26 July, 2006Caption Time43 Comments

Should we take up a collection?

By Davezilla 25 July, 2006Uncategorized36 Comments