Overheard: SPF-45 Edition

1. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

   25 July, 2004, 12:18 am

   Overheard last night, conversation between me and my distant-3rd-or-4th-cousin-through-marriage Jenn’s baby daddy, Johnny:

   me: hey Johnny, I talked to your baby’s mama earlier…
   Johnny: yeah, I was saying last night, that last week, I was actually hanging out with my baby’s mama’s mama’s mama here at the pub
   me: huh??
   Johnny: Jenn’s grandma
   me: uh … oh. OH-kay..

2. Hobbit

   25 July, 2004, 12:42 am

   Hey. Second comment. Wootage!

   Wait.

   Pineapples aren’t red?

3. Lynne

   25 July, 2004, 1:22 am

   Red,yellow . . . some people apparently can’t tell the difference. I saw the local fried chicken place (Cluck U) mascot this week, dressed in his neon yellow chicken suit, with the head, um, off. It was a hot day, and I was all hot and bothered and so was he, and he said to me “You’re even redder than I am!” I had to point out his costume to him. “Dude, you are YELLOW. Very, very YELLOW.”

4. Nikki

   25 July, 2004, 4:18 pm

   No, pineapples are not communists.

5. wookiee

   26 July, 2004, 9:51 am

   If you prick one does it not bleed?

6. Natalie

   26 July, 2004, 10:22 am

   What about maraschino pineapples?

7. Jessa

   26 July, 2004, 11:34 pm

   Whatever you do, don’t prick the pineapple! It has a horrible temper. Besides, you’ll get sticky.

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