Overheard: Home Deity Edition

1. TheFaramir

   16 September, 2004, 12:03 am

   So what’s with this need to “fear” God anyhow?

2. kismet

   16 September, 2004, 12:03 am

   😀 Hahahaha, that’s fricken funny as hell.

3. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   16 September, 2004, 12:25 am

   Moses is my homeboy, and Barbara is my homegirl. :kiss:

   Now tawk amongst yaselves, I’m farklempt! I’ll give you a topic: Do Gawd-fearing Christians really fear Gawd, or do they fear their pastors rubbing their shmegegees and fondling their knishes? :wang:

   Discuss!

   :java:

4. Mandy

   16 September, 2004, 12:25 am

   Almost wet myself. Too funny, Dave! 😆

5. Esther

   16 September, 2004, 12:31 am

   😆

   Good Lord, that was hilarious! Nice answer. 😈

6. Minnie

   16 September, 2004, 1:26 am

   I get scared of those Christians, too. And first on that list is, Dubyah. He needs salvation; someone save him from himself.

7. Esther

   16 September, 2004, 1:28 am

   P.S. Thanks for the link, Nikki! Simply fantastic. :kiss:

8. wantwit

   16 September, 2004, 1:46 am

   eh.

9. wantwit

   16 September, 2004, 1:50 am

   i think your “just like atkins, but with carbs!” tagline should be changed to “just like Atkins, but interactive!”

10. wantwit

    16 September, 2004, 1:51 am

    …because he’s dead.

11. Spud

    16 September, 2004, 2:00 am

    One persons bad fashion sense is another persons pleasure.

    Take it from a bloke who mainly dresses in shorts and shirts.

    Think plumbers arse crack. 😕

12. Spud

    16 September, 2004, 2:03 am

    I shouldn’t have said dresses should I? perhaps wears would have sounded better.

13. Margaret

    16 September, 2004, 5:09 am

    When he asked if you were a God-fearing Christian, you should have asked what your other choices were.

    Speaking of God-fearing, how are your neighbors?

14. Nikki

    16 September, 2004, 6:50 am

    Brilliant answer, Dave. You da man.

15. mikeB

    16 September, 2004, 7:55 am

    Your own……..personal…….Jesus.

16. Frisko

    16 September, 2004, 8:20 am

    Dave,
    I love you man! The other side of that finatical question you answered is “why do fundimantal Christians always always lose their diety, and ask unsuspecting folk if they have found him”?
    I keep track of my dieties, why can’t they? It is not my turn to watch him. I am not being paid to diety sit, and if I am where’s my check.

    Laughing privately ALL day,

    Frisko

17. Spud

    16 September, 2004, 8:32 am

    I just realised I posted in the wrong thread. 😕

    Um…

    Dave is a god who fears christians I believe was what was on the table. :geek:

18. wookiee

    16 September, 2004, 1:39 pm

    Christian-fearing God… I’m definitely going to use that. 😈

19. MrStitch

    16 September, 2004, 4:29 pm

    I agree… I fear just about all christians… knowing that someday, they will try to turn my children to their evil ways.

20. malcolm

    16 September, 2004, 6:08 pm

    why are the majority of the fuglies blonde?

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