Carpet Cleaner #1: “Dude, you ever been to Screaming Eagle Casino?”
Carpet Cleaner #2: “Do you mean, Soaring Eagle?”
CC #1: “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that one. I been there last week and I wasn’t s’pposed to be cause I’m on probation still.”
CC #2: “What the Hell for?
CC #1: “Oh, my ole lady turn me in cause I shit in her sock.”
CC #2: “The Hell. Just for that?
CC #2: “Wait. This the same broad that made you a cake outta watermelon?”
CC #1: “No, this is another one. Jill, man. I’ll shit in her sock again tonight if she don’t shut up.”
Comments
26 responses to “Overheard: Carpet Cleaners Edition”
why in the world would someone paint fox news on their teeth?
and just what could they charge you with for shitting in your wife’s sock?
Assock and battery???
Assault and shattery????
The sad part is, they see no wrong, no error.
That would be an amusing rap sheet.
And “shitting in a sock” is a euphemism for what…?”
:wtf:
It sounds like this guy has a thing for the strange & not so bright women! Then again he doesn’t sound like a winner either!
😕 How in the world do you make cake out of Watermelon?
So, this guy actually umm… must have held a sock to his butt and let loose a turd into it. ❗
I dread to think CC #1’s stocking-stuffers this Christmas.
Oh, the visuals. Ugh, I can’t get the image out of my head. I feel queasy. 😕
Im confused- How do you make a cake out of watermelon??????????????
:wtf:
At least he did not put a watermelon in her sock and make a cake out of…:-?
How’s THAT for a visual, Minnie?!:sad:
http://www.funroom.com/summer/wtrmlncake.html For those of you who really want to know how…:roll:
Maybe later I’ll figure out why I decided to read this during breakfast.:razz:
I dunno. Whatyousmellin’ Cake. Poop Chutes. Shit Socks. Crap Bearing Rodents. What’s next? Oh Henry bars floating in Puke Soup?
Sigh.
What does someone do to make you shit in a sock?
What kind of carpet cleaner was that? :wtf:
How do you think she found out? Think she just smelled it or she just stuck her foot in it.
The latter is funnier. 😀
not the kind of people I would want in my house cleaning my carpets
OK, that’s it. I had dry heaves just now. For real. 😕
Thank you, Sir Osiss and Pappy. 😛
Perhaps he did it in FRONT of her, then she started chasing him, so he had to crap while on the run, holding the sock to his anus.
❗
Sorry Minnie. Not a very auspicious begining for me here, huh? 🙄
OK…let me see if I understand this correctly: Making a strange cake induces certain scatting behaviors from recipient.
So tell me Dave, did Grandma have to hide her support hose?
How’s this for a visual, perhaps he attempted
to do the deed while she was wearing said sock
Thanks, chainstay. You’ve successfully destroyed any remaining shred of innocence left in me. :dead:
You’ve got to admit,
THAT would justify
judical involvement
Adds a whole new definition of a “shitheel,” don’t it? 🙄
What a crappy thing to do!