Please try to update your avatars. I did something on the backend that I hope will help.
Origin of the word dickhead
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Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
Please try to update your avatars. I did something on the backend that I hope will help.
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Yay for updating avatars!
Boo for dick head trolls!
What a great shot, weird, amusing and freaky all at the same time.
one very good reason not to jump from a balcony into the pool. 😐
Where do you find these people Dave , you must live in a pretty wild place to encounter this kind of thing so often.. ..Idid like the t-shirt tho..
what happens when the erection goes away?
Now this explains the circumscision causes brain damage theory.
Long and thin goes further in, but short and fat is where it’s at.
*Davezilla defecated* “I did something on the backend that I hope will help.”
I’m beginning to sense a theme here ….
DAAAVVVVEE…..
Patrick is not that dark. You have get all the details correct for people to believe it.
Oh by the way 😉 lmao
This may explain my compulsion to stroke bald men’s heads.
[quote comment=”405934″]This may explain my compulsion to stroke bald men’s heads.[/quote]
Almost makes me want to shave my head.
That’s a dude?? :wtf:
I thought someone overdosed on some “Colon-Blow” brand laxative and took a big dump in the water! :puke: :puke: :puke:
Or that maybe good ole Tom had decided to go for a swim…… 👿
I wanna see what that fits into… 😯
WTF!! That ain’t me. I’ve still got a full head of hair. Hell, I’ve got more on my back than he’s got on top of his head. Why you hatin’ on me Russ?
RE: Video…Are those frogs specially bred in Thailand?
Reminds me of the famous love scene from a classic old film:
I didn’t starfish could type too. Man… Patrick you sure are talented.
I would never intentionally hate on you unless… you pissed me off.
Soooo that’s what a black man looks like when doing a naked hand stand in a pool?
I thought it was all a bunch of hype.
Wait a second….
I figured out why Tom is such an http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXRBELZpKak. 💡
I think he was a frog in a past life http://mojoflix.com/Video/Chimp-face-fucks-frog.html
ZillaGirls do not kiss him (not a prince, besides he’s had :wang: in his mouth); the chimps of the world need more Toms to “play” with.
Must be really cold pool water… :limp: ❗
Looks more like a floating turd… :puke:
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Dave!!! This is what I’m getting
O Shit! – Now my avatar is back. It’s FM: (F***in’ Magic)!!!
AYPWIP? I think so, but where will we find a 24-hour leather underwear shop in this neighborhood? Dave?
Mine came back too…seems there’s been some more back-door tweaking going on at Zilla Central Command.
[quote comment=”405847″]what happens when the erection goes away?[/quote]
We see dickhead drown
[quote comment=”406227″]Mine came back too…seems there’s been some more back-door tweaking going on at Zilla Central Command.[/quote]
There has always been some back-door tweaking on this site… see Meagan, Astryd, Mandy, …etc… all Zilla-gurls fit that description…
this reminds me of a joke i read:
The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told the class, “You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my rod…” That was pretty much the end of learning for that day.
StevieC or is it Drusky, something told me you might enjoy this as i’ve seen one of you do Limericks:
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight ‘un.”
She replied, “‘Pon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right ‘un.”
😉 😆
Acknowledge that your little girl has talent…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIw2sSaIjA&feature=related
Nurture that talent and let her develop her own style…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gbwEo45j38&feature=related
Be so proud that her talent has allowed her security, independence and self-worth…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=euXcKvU_NxM
Accept that she has become the wet dream of all your friends, neighbors andher creepy uncles…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwlwJS6Oui0&feature=related
I just made Jesus Cry…
And for those of you who haven’t yet joined me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJQgXk0JkkE&feature=related
Love y’all!!
I didn’t know there was a black Michelin man. I would have thought he would float more than that…
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Dave!!! This is what I’m getting[/quote]
i got that too. i miss my monkey mug.
[quote comment=”406237″]StevieC or is it Drusky, something told me you might enjoy this as i’ve seen one of you do Limericks:
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight ‘un.”
She replied, “‘Pon my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right ‘un.”
😉 :lol:[/quote]
There’s a wrong hole? 😯
[quote comment=”406223″]AYPWIP? I think so, but where will we find a 24-hour leather underwear shop in this neighborhood? Dave?[/quote]
Ummm, in this neighbourhood, they’re pretty much on every corner – right across the street from the Sixbucks coffee shop.
I heard they were huge. :wtf:
[quote comment=”406229″][quote comment=”406227″]Mine came back too…seems there’s been some more back-door tweaking going on at Zilla Central Command.[/quote]
There has always been some back-door tweaking on this site… see Meagan, Astryd, Mandy, …etc… all Zilla-gurls fit that description…[/quote]
Back-door tweaking, spanking, stedging, etc… We’ve done it all! 😛 :wang:
Dave, I still can’t get my avatar. I get : Warning: imagejpeg() [function.imagejpeg]: Unable to open ‘/home/linabury/public_html/wp-content/avatars/254.jpg’ for writing: Permission denied in /home/linabury/public_html/wp-content/plugins/cmdavatar.php on line 92
File upload failed.
Am I doing this wrong or is this your way of showing me the door? 😥 😡
Looks like something out of Leggo Land.
Drusky please try again. Here’s a link to a fresh copy of your avatar: http://www.davezilla.com/254.jpg
Let me know if you have any troubles after this.
Junkman, I think you are reposting BigWaveDave’s error because that error points to his mouse avatar, not a chimp. Can you tell me what the jpg name is? Ex. Drusky’s was 254.jpg
The picture: That ain’t Michael Phelps!
But hey, I found out that Michael Phelps and I have something in common. It’s called Attention Deficit Disorder. 😀
[quote comment=”406241″]And for those of you who haven’t yet joined me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJQgXk0JkkE&feature=related
Love y’all!![/quote]
Quite possibly the most erotic (non-porn) 4 minutes committed to film. Ever. However, I am considerably biased towards Ms. Hayek’s charms.