Note to Self: 5,318

1. JFLY

   30 April, 2005, 12:58 am

   Darwin is my homeboy…

   And don’t worry about a lack of urinals – there’s always the subway. 😆

2. rust

   30 April, 2005, 2:19 am

   dyslexic bathrooms: a feminazi ploy to embarass men

3. Spud

   30 April, 2005, 3:42 am

   Unisex toilets are the way to go.

   well… them and those funnel thingamabobs

   😈

4. kismet

   30 April, 2005, 4:07 am

   The urinals were stolen from your restrooms!? :wtf:

   Notify the Pee Police quickly!

5. Patrick

   30 April, 2005, 8:26 am

   Sometimes the convenient icons located on the front of the doors can help too!

   😛

6. RoscoeP

   30 April, 2005, 8:43 am

   And don’t misinterpret the “Women” sign on the door to be an advertisement that they are for sale inside and that you just found the coolest store in the world.

7. Tami Jo

   30 April, 2005, 9:15 am

   Laura warned me of that on my first day…

8. JFLY

   30 April, 2005, 1:21 pm

   RoscoeP 😀

9. Fran

   30 April, 2005, 6:52 pm

   The mirror image Walmarts in two adjoining towns confused me. For some reason, the store I don’t usually go to put urinals in the women’s room. I was appalled! 😛

10. TinaMarie

    30 April, 2005, 7:19 pm

    Once while traveling in Illinois (don’t ask me why) I stopped at a McDonalds to go pee, and immediately responded to the signs on the wall that said “Women” and “Men.” What I failed to notice was that the sign actually said
    “< ---- Women" and "Men---->” Entering under the sign that I thought indicated the location of the women’s room, I promptly scared several men busy at the urinals so badly that one peed on his own feet.:!:

11. TinaMarie

    30 April, 2005, 7:21 pm

    Okay, the message above no longer makes sense now that I have posted it and realize that Dave doesn’t allow special characters.

    Okay…the signs said “Women” with an arrow to the left, and “Men” with an arrow to the right. Essentially, the signs were above the door to the opposite sex’s bathroom.

12. rust

    30 April, 2005, 9:38 pm

    Arrow left: “< ---" Arrow right: "--->“

13. Anonymous

    30 April, 2005, 10:42 pm

    ▶

14. Spud

    01 May, 2005, 7:08 am

    …and silence reigned upon the land …

    all hail!

15. Davezilla

    01 May, 2005, 8:46 am

    TinaMarie, the reason your arrows didn’t show up was the way you wrote them actually formed a tag in HTML called a comment. Comments are used to hide things from being viewed on the page. Sort of like the bathroom you were looking for. 😛

    At least I didn’t mistake the mop sink for a urinal. :wtf:

16. Spud

    01 May, 2005, 5:20 pm

    They need a plumber, badly.

    The toilet is already backed up with water.

    I recommend Spud Plumbing Inc
    Reasonable call out fee of $495.73 for the first 15 min.

    :geek:

17. Craven

    01 May, 2005, 5:52 pm

    Hi!

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