My family washes with Barf

1. Bigwavdave

   24 April, 2007, 7:55 am

   And it costs just pennies per load…

2. Nikki

   24 April, 2007, 8:03 am

   Lemony fresh!

3. Anton

   24 April, 2007, 8:05 am

   I hear they are working on an new extra chunky formula.

4. StevieC

   24 April, 2007, 8:10 am

   I like the toilet bowl whirlpool on the box. How appropriate. :puke:

   It’s not surprising that Kermie hurts with that hand shoved up behind his boy bits.

5. Driver

   24 April, 2007, 8:12 am

   Is that where the term [Acid Wash] came from?

6. sledge

   24 April, 2007, 8:23 am

   Remember, for soft whiter clothes add ‘upchuck’ to your ‘Barf’

7. Lung the Younger

   24 April, 2007, 9:07 am

   So who manufactures it? Pukter & Gamble or Uniheaver?

8. Meagan

   24 April, 2007, 9:26 am

   “Mommy, Timmy threw up on me!”
   “That’s okay, Billy. We’ll clean it up with Barf, the best laundry detergent in getting rid of vomit stains, blood stains and even those nasty skidmarks!”

   Barf, now on sale at Wal-Mart in the 99 cent bin!

9. Natalie

   24 April, 2007, 9:58 am

   I think I saw that in a display at Honest Ed’s.

10. pablo

    24 April, 2007, 10:06 am

    You have to wonder if it works the other way around in Russian.

    Tide = Ass candy
    All Tempa-Cheer = pussy farts
    Arm & Hammer = Betty & Bertha (that’s for you Meagan)
    Wisk = dick

    OK, it looks like the last 2 days posts have affected my ability to think past my dick.

11. junkman

    24 April, 2007, 11:59 am

    if alcohol leads to barf, and barf leads to cleanliness, then we should all drink as much as possible in order that we may be cleansed. :java: :puke: 😈

12. AnnieB

    24 April, 2007, 1:34 pm

    Pablo – “OK, it looks like the last 2 days posts have affected my ability to think past my dick.”

    Well, that’s a lofty goal at any time … considering your “endowment”. 😈

13. Mrdoug

    24 April, 2007, 2:17 pm

    Well now we know how the Davester has kept his whites so white this past year.

    Kermit blowing fozzie the bear…too bad those :java: enemas did not work for old Jim Hansen…

14. Mandy

    24 April, 2007, 4:07 pm

    It’s like fight fire with fire. But much messier. :puke:

15. harley quinn

    24 April, 2007, 4:16 pm

    I had a friend with me who had never been to Davezilla(no computer). I think I realllllly messed up her head with the link of the day.I will never look at Kermit the same way or hear that song without thinking of Kermit…..thanks Dave :wtf:

16. StevieC

    24 April, 2007, 4:38 pm

    Gives new meaning to Rainbow Connection, doesn’t it?

17. Flash Gordon

    24 April, 2007, 4:44 pm

    The absolute best at removing those embarassing
    yellow and brown stains from your :undies: caused
    by those girly bits. 🙄 :wtf: :limp:

18. Astryd

    24 April, 2007, 6:13 pm

    YyuuUUUuuck!!

19. Spud

    25 April, 2007, 2:06 am

    New Improved Barf! 100% guaranteed to chuck out stains.

20. Meagan

    25 April, 2007, 10:32 am

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    The twins thank you
    :boob: :boob:

21. Drusky

    26 April, 2007, 2:25 am

    Nothing hides that puke-covered shirt from the night out at the stripclub with the boys better than Barf. Your wife will never know…

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