People we can safely dislike #26

People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts.
The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down.
That lady who refuses to admit she misdialed you… again.
Men who wear Crocs with business suits.
Young men who think wearing a vest with a porkpie hat makes them jazz musicians.
Older women who think wearing loud mumus with oversized glasses makes them artists.
People who rasp, wheeze, and smell like a nicotine factory and claim they “quit ten years ago.”
The cheap bastard who drinks 3/4 of his expensive cocktail before returning it, claiming they made the wrong drink. Then re-orders the same thing.
Anyone with a straw hat.
The person in the picture and whatever she’s doing to that poor baby [PHOTO COURTESY: NoWayGirl.com]
Anyone who owns more than three parrots.