Martini garnishes to avoid

1. Spud

   14 December, 2005, 2:10 am

   Bumblebees

   :boobs:

2. Esther

   14 December, 2005, 2:25 am

   Ex-boyfriends.:limp:

3. charlie

   14 December, 2005, 3:35 am

   Anything that moves on it’s own power.

4. Lung the Younger

   14 December, 2005, 3:50 am

   Olive oil, coz you’ve run out of olives and it’s practically the same thing right?

5. Lung the Younger

   14 December, 2005, 3:52 am

   Tampons, (unless you like your martinis extra dry)

6. Marcus

   14 December, 2005, 5:44 am

   Durian : it’s a fruit in South East Asia that I think tastes good, but stinks to high heaven. It is the only fruit that is banned on public transportation in Bangkok. So, you can have a stinky Martini and watch out for those bumblebees they are dangerous. There used to be one that kept stinging me everyday the same one. His name Bob the bumblebee.

7. Anna

   14 December, 2005, 6:44 am

   The garnishes don’t sound so bad, it’s the Martini!! :hurl:

8. mitch

   14 December, 2005, 7:05 am

   roadkill

9. Tara Alton

   14 December, 2005, 7:32 am

   My guinea pig agrees that guinea pig garnishes are not a good idea.

10. tenderflower

    14 December, 2005, 7:36 am

    Haggis. Save it for the scotch.

11. TheFaramir

    14 December, 2005, 7:47 am

    Cocktail onions. Because then it wouldn’t be a Martini; it would be a Gibson.

12. Mandy

    14 December, 2005, 7:48 am

    Sock lint.

13. Wendy

    14 December, 2005, 7:55 am

    pubic hair….

14. Tami Jo

    14 December, 2005, 7:58 am

    I kinda got hung up on the concoction that is #9. Not so much that anyone would put those things together (hey, I put peanut butter on everything), but the fact that enough people eat this to merit it being dubbed with a name.

15. Nikki

    14 December, 2005, 8:00 am

    Amen, Tamity.

16. April

    14 December, 2005, 8:27 am

    Robin Williams’ chest hair.

17. Coley

    14 December, 2005, 8:48 am

    How about the entire “bodily fluids” category?

18. Coley

    14 December, 2005, 8:50 am

    By the way Zilla, someone beat you to the Spamtini…

    http://www.foody.org/home/martini.html
    :hurl:

19. Craig

    14 December, 2005, 9:00 am

    Pee 👿

20. Jodi

    14 December, 2005, 9:16 am

    A used jock strap may dull the taste sensation that is martini :dead:

21. rust

    14 December, 2005, 11:22 am

    klumping kitty litter

22. Katie

    14 December, 2005, 12:23 pm

    I dunno. Cheese may actually be good. I’ve had dirty martinis with blue-cheese stuffed olives that were awesome!

23. Bubbles

    14 December, 2005, 12:40 pm

    Korean sannakji. Chefs slice off a tentacle of a small live octopus and bring it to the table. The tentacle goes down squirming, which is considered the highlight of the experience—along with the slight vacuum action of its suction cups.

24. Fran

    14 December, 2005, 1:03 pm

    Tami Jo and Nikki: Poutine is very tasty! But it single handedly raised my bad cholesterol by 100 this summer. 😳 :dead:

25. Braenwen

    14 December, 2005, 3:09 pm

    Used dental floss:thong:

26. Spud

    14 December, 2005, 5:17 pm

    A thong with skid marks?

    :thong:

27. Coley

    14 December, 2005, 6:05 pm

    If you’re :thong: is wide enough to get skid marks you’re wearing it backwards anyway. :wtf:

28. Esther

    14 December, 2005, 6:15 pm

    There’s a disturbing though.:wtf:

29. Esther

    14 December, 2005, 6:17 pm

    Or “thought,” even.:roll:

30. Duker

    14 December, 2005, 7:32 pm

    Dean Martin’s testicle:wtf:

31. frisko

    14 December, 2005, 7:32 pm

    Spit wads

32. Zen Cat

    14 December, 2005, 9:49 pm

    Skank Clots 😕

33. tigerlily

    14 December, 2005, 10:39 pm

    fur balls but then cats should not be drinking booze anyway….hiccup and purrrrrr:wtf:

34. Duker

    14 December, 2005, 10:46 pm

    Skank Clots:evil:…TOO FUNNY!!!:lol:

35. Dante

    14 December, 2005, 11:38 pm

    Black pudding. This comment requires no further explanation. 😕

36. Daniel

    14 December, 2005, 11:58 pm

    💡
    A License to Kill.
    (007 James Bond reference)
    😎

37. Coley

    15 December, 2005, 8:46 am

    foreskin :limp:

38. roro

    15 December, 2005, 1:43 pm

    boogers……….:razz:

39. Coley

    15 December, 2005, 1:46 pm

    I don’t want to know what a “skank clot” is, do I?

40. babybetty

    15 December, 2005, 6:42 pm

    rocky mountain oysters:wtf:

41. Coley

    15 December, 2005, 9:34 pm

    larvae (what kind is pretty irrelevant in this case)

42. hippychick

    15 December, 2005, 11:36 pm

    I agree with Coley…do we want to know what a skank clot really is??? With this group, there’s no telling. We are a sick bunch…and we like it that way.
    Toe jam is definitely top of the list, I think.

    Dave, congrats again! This one was definitely spew worthy! :hurl: 😛

43. james

    16 December, 2005, 12:51 am

    😎 my toe jam!!!!!!!!!!!
    yummmy!!!:hurl:

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