Caption time #20

1. Mandy

   14 October, 2004, 12:01 am

   :wtf: eggs, huh?

2. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   14 October, 2004, 1:42 am

   Is it wrong and somewhat um … Pavlovian that I just started salivating? :wtf:

   :wang:

3. kNo'

   14 October, 2004, 2:03 am

   Form a queue, ladies

4. Spud

   14 October, 2004, 2:33 am

   Geezez, what’s happening to this site???

   😕

5. smizzy

   14 October, 2004, 2:47 am

   And now, the finalists in the really convincing stuffing-your-pant-with-socks competition….

6. [email protected]

   14 October, 2004, 2:47 am

   Helllllooooo # 4! :wang:

7. jen

   14 October, 2004, 2:49 am

   Oh and, they’re polish, liek we had to guess. HA!:twisted:

8. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

   14 October, 2004, 3:13 am

   And thats the reason I can NEVER wear cycle shorts.

   🙁

9. Anna

   14 October, 2004, 3:29 am

   Really Dave … not classy!
   (What I really want to say is: does anyone know the telephone number of any of those guys?)

10. wantwit

    14 October, 2004, 3:35 am

    testicular cancer.

11. Rev.JeLLyBaBy

    14 October, 2004, 5:16 am

    10 boiled eggs and 5 sausages later….

    The Polish team were ready for action.

    🙂

12. mikeB

    14 October, 2004, 6:29 am

    Either it’s very cold in Poland or Polish men aren’t making their wives too happy.

    Not that I was looking that closely.:roll:

13. Rev.JeLLyBaBy

    14 October, 2004, 7:10 am

    Hey mikeB,

    Speaking as a one quart Polish guy, I would like to refute your allegations.

    I don’t pole vault into work or anything, but lets just say it took surgeons at least 4 hours to wipe the smile off my girlfriends face in time for her granny’s funeral.

    And besides…..Nature compensates.

    My brother Max for example, may be slightly less well hung, but boy you should see the size of his tongue.

    😕

14. mikeB

    14 October, 2004, 7:17 am

    I can pole vault into work. Sorry about your luck, ReV. :wang::wang::wang:

15. Mimi

    14 October, 2004, 7:20 am

    See what riding a bike to long does to your boy parts? SQUISHHHHH
    :wtf:

16. Mimi

    14 October, 2004, 7:21 am

    #2 from left looks like he has chicken livers in his pants.

17. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    14 October, 2004, 7:27 am

    Sorry to hear of your transport issues mikeB and one can only assume that it must put terrible strain on your forehead.

    I’ll stick to walking.

    😛

18. Nikki

    14 October, 2004, 7:31 am

    Hey, their hats don’t match.

19. mikeB

    14 October, 2004, 7:46 am

    it must put terrible strain on your forehead.
    Wrong head.

20. Spud

    14 October, 2004, 8:28 am

    Yeah, like you were looking at their hats nikki 😀

21. Cheap Date

    14 October, 2004, 8:47 am

    THEY’RE WEARING HATS?????? :wtf: WHERE???

22. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    14 October, 2004, 8:49 am

    You must get that a lot……

    😀

23. Melissa

    14 October, 2004, 9:29 am

    I miss my husband. ((((Sigh))))

24. Dan Martin

    14 October, 2004, 10:02 am

    Team Enzyte poses for a picture

25. Esther

    14 October, 2004, 10:35 am

    Even though I’ve still got that hellspawn of an egg song running through my cranium, I can still enjoy a good twig and berry show. Thanks, Dave! :wang::lol::wang::cool::wang::mrgreen::wang::twisted:

26. crash

    14 October, 2004, 11:28 am

    The effects of our “Magical Bike 3000” are lifting.
    Usage is rising, making this the Stand Out invention of the year.

27. wookiee

    14 October, 2004, 11:39 am

    Studies show 3 out of 5 men dress to the right.

28. Frisko

    14 October, 2004, 12:00 pm

    I have nothing pithy to say, I am going back to the picture to see if indeed they were wearing hats on their heads.

    frisko

29. Merth

    14 October, 2004, 12:10 pm

    I think the team enzyte comment was accurate. Sheesh… put those things away.

30. Esther

    14 October, 2004, 12:35 pm

    After a closer look, #3 looks like there’s a face and hand trying to escape his shorts.:wtf:

    Think I need some chocolate…

31. Cheap Date

    14 October, 2004, 12:53 pm

    OH MY GOSH, IT’S KUATO IN #3s SHORTS!!!

32. naughtee

    14 October, 2004, 1:53 pm

    Team Frankenfurter? :wang:

33. Frisko

    14 October, 2004, 3:41 pm

    I get it, dual helmets. Nice touch.

    I have a whole new “view” of Poland being a nice country to visit.

    naughty thinking frisko

34. Keith Burgin

    15 October, 2004, 12:20 am

    Okay, so now I’m going to show you a picture of Lance Armstrong – from the back, of course, which is the angle you’re used to…

35. Frankenstein

    15 October, 2004, 3:52 am

    What, are they auditioning already for the remake of “Free Willy”?

36. Anonymous

    15 October, 2004, 10:51 am

    :cool:and sort of slow

37. Shocked and Awed

    15 October, 2004, 8:37 pm

    NUUUUUUUTS!!! :wtf:

38. Bobby Peru

    15 October, 2004, 9:39 pm

    Dude, that’s so wrong 😡

39. Bobby Peru

    16 October, 2004, 12:50 am

    Damn. I was hoping these fuglies would have scrolled off the page by now. 🙁

40. Alyssa

    17 October, 2004, 12:23 am

    Dick! Those are weeny weiners!

41. Alyssa

    17 October, 2004, 12:24 am

    but at this juncture in my life, even a teeny weiner is a welcome weiner

42. Alyssa

    17 October, 2004, 1:07 am

    Can’t……..stop……looking……….at……….the……….:wang:

43. Quicklinks

    18 October, 2004, 7:27 pm

    I Love Eggs
    http://uploads.ungrounded.net/190000/190465_egg_song_English_2.swf…

44. Dave too

    23 October, 2004, 8:24 am

    MINNEAPOLIS – Kraft Foods introduces the Oscar Mayer Cycling Team at the the Minneapolis Civic Sports Arena. Company spokesman Gill Fischer said, “We are very proud to sponsor this team of new riders. Although individually different, every member has something special that contributes to the whole.”

45. BumpyBrown

    27 October, 2004, 5:00 am

    And now, the Polish Cycling team shows us the correct time of day in five different timezones.

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