I don’t have that kind of time

1. Teri

   08 April, 2006, 11:39 pm

   Hmm….. :dead:

2. Master Solace

   08 April, 2006, 11:41 pm

   Dave, it looks like a Mac problem to me…

3. Master Solace

   08 April, 2006, 11:51 pm

   And for those wondering…those many hours come to almost 231,000 years…definitely a Mac problem

4. Simon7

   09 April, 2006, 12:07 am

   Your mac doesn’t want you to install that P.O.S. that is Internet Explorer. It’s doing its job – protecting you from doing the digital equivalent of a condom-less gangbang in a cheap Thai brothel.

5. Master Solace

   09 April, 2006, 12:37 am

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   LMAO…that was a great one…never heard of that analogy for Internet Explorer…Big Red across the room again…

6. Mrs. Hugh Jackman

   09 April, 2006, 1:31 am

   In honor of Name Yourself Day I have chosen the above. Hey I can dream, can’t I? 😀

7. Mrs. Hugh Jackman

   09 April, 2006, 1:36 am

   Wow…my avatar didn’t show up. Hmmmm…I wonder if anyone can guess who I am? Dave – no cheating. 😛

8. Esther

   09 April, 2006, 2:09 am

   Christ, Dave, don’t do that to me! For a second there, I thought the MIcrosoft Zetans had invaded my iMac. :limp:

9. Spud

   09 April, 2006, 2:23 am

   Heh, 231,000 years…

   I’ll get back to you, give me a call when it’s finished loading mate.

   :geek:

10. Master Solace

    09 April, 2006, 2:27 am

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    I don’t think I could wait that long…it would take about 231sec(about 4 minutes…for the mathematically impaired :evil:) for me to smash the nice Mac with Fred, my sledgehammer…Fred was burned in the handle BEFORE I bouhgt it…at a yard sale…

11. Spud

    09 April, 2006, 3:41 am

    I can charge by the hour, look, I’ll even send you weekly bills, how’s that?

    :geek:

12. em

    09 April, 2006, 3:59 am

    Weird thing happens when I try to access your blog via the RSS feed – your posts are all replaced by php errors – I have to click on your header link to make it display properly. Dunno if there’s anything you can do about it, but thought you’d want to know!

13. Alex

    09 April, 2006, 5:53 am

    When you get a download message like that you have arrived in hell, period. I think it was for my monochrome clone AT computer I bought in 1988. It had a whopping 30 meg hard drive with a 5.25 floppy.

14. Da Popster

    09 April, 2006, 6:31 am

    Stuffit is right, had me going there for a sec, good one !!

15. Nikki

    09 April, 2006, 6:59 am

    Today I’m changing my name to: I hiamoe au ma luna o kou ‘uha.

16. Becky

    09 April, 2006, 8:13 am

    Weird……I had a mac……most stable machine I’ve ever had……..sigh

17. Becky

    09 April, 2006, 8:15 am

    My favorite computer message….
    

18. Becky

    09 April, 2006, 8:16 am

    Shit it didn’t work…..sorry guys :dead:

19. Anita Mann-Badley

    09 April, 2006, 9:04 am

    I waited that long for a Mac in the drive thru the other day — the fries were cold.

20. Davezilla

    09 April, 2006, 9:29 am

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    Sorry, but it’s actually a Comcast problem. I just moved and had to use their lame installer app which does nothing.

21. Master Solace

    09 April, 2006, 1:57 pm

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    Ah Comcast…the other root of all evil…thanks for the clarification Dave

22. scamper95

    09 April, 2006, 2:04 pm

    Could you save it and blow it up. they say we be here when it’s finshed.

23. rust

    09 April, 2006, 3:08 pm

    I’ve always said that Mac’s are overrated and a waste of time and money. Give me an Atari 600 or a TRS-80 Color Computer any day…

    :geek:

24. Master Solace

    09 April, 2006, 3:58 pm

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    Atari 600…I think I might have one of those that still works in my collection…and just to show you extensive collection…has any of you heard of the Intelevision and the Celecovision(I think that’s how you spell it)?

25. Marcus

    09 April, 2006, 8:36 pm

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    My first home computer game was “Pong.” My first home computer was a Commadore VIC 20 (No Harddrive, Practically no Ram, No Floppy Disk Drive and it took me a long time to enter in the code by hand). I used an Apple II at school and Digital at my Dad’s office. I also got training on a Punch Card System. Billy Boy and Stevie took GUI from Xerox, cause Xerox be stupid. Xenix my ass and get those Daemons away from me. 😈

26. JFLY

    09 April, 2006, 9:37 pm

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    LMAO Anita

    My latest ISP headache?

    Them: Want to upgrade to a faster speed?
    Me: Sure.
    Them: It’ll take 3 days.
    Me: Sure.
    Them: Just $2 more a month.
    Me: Sure.

    A month later (today they made the upgrade) no service. Why? My/their (a.k.a. AT&T) phonelines can’t handle it.

    Them: Oops! Sorry, we’ll switch you back.
    Me: Gee, thanks.

    What idiots…

27. Meagan

    10 April, 2006, 8:46 am

    Reminds me of how slow my home computer has been working lately. Damn Windows 98! 👿

28. Meagan

    10 April, 2006, 8:47 am

    Also you may now call me Princess Consuelo Bananahammock. 😛

29. Cynical Villain

    10 April, 2006, 1:52 pm

    you might as well go buy the damn thing. I did the math that is about 84308617.4 days or about or about 230000 years…give or take a few minutes. I think I rather stick to netscape.

30. terlmann

    10 April, 2006, 3:23 pm

    Ahh, the sweet smell of non-savvy pc users..
    [Comment ID #41681 will be quoted here]
    For You- http://www.rssreader.com .
    however I use firefox mostly, so I donno… 😈
    [Comment ID #41953 will be quoted here]
    And for you- A Combo Smasher!!!
    #1 http://www.majorgeeks.com -look for Diskeeper Lite. :kiss:
    #2 Take $30 and BUY Norton SystemWorks “standard ed.” 🙄
    Use them!!! 🙂

31. |nsan|ty

    10 April, 2006, 11:16 pm

    You could always let it run…. then leave it as some stipulation in your will, stating that the person who waits the longest, inherits all your worldly possessions. 😀

32. Timmmy

    11 April, 2006, 3:52 am

    Ever hear of Webtv? It’s what I am stuck using. I think you can call it an unpaved section of the information superhighway. I’m guessing the technology to be late 80s. Oh! The Shame, The Shame……

    Timmmy hangs head down in (over-dramatic) self pity.

33. Master Solace

    11 April, 2006, 9:58 pm

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    WebTV!!! I am so sorry…

34. jeff

    21 April, 2006, 9:35 pm

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    it’s Leslie – jeff’s wife…
    I’ve heard of both.. in fact, one of my favorites as a kid (don’t remember the name) was Colecovision – had penguins in it and lots of jumping… lol ~sucks to be getting old… ❓

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