Horror Films that Never Made it to the Big Screen

  1. An American Hamster in London
  2. The Texas Pencil Sharpener Massacre
  3. A Sort of Bad Dream on Elm Street
  4. I Spit on Your Sidewalk
  5. Invasion of the Bagel Snatchers
  6. The Yapping
  7. Night of the Living Slackers
  8. HeckBoy
  9. The Flair Pen Project
  10. Dawn of the Bread
  11. I Walked with a Gumby
  12. The Evil Spread
  13. Silence of the Librarians
  14. Stir of Geckos
  15. Smellraiser
  16. The Six Cents
  17. Jacob’s Stepladder
  18. 28 Minutes Later
  19. Candyland
  20. Bride of Frank Sinatra
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  1. Reckless Kitty

    Not even on DVD?

  2. Anna

    I’m impressed ith your knowledge of these movies. You forgot my favorite though:
    – The Big Pie
    With that gorgeous Dewey Martin

  3. Due to horrific video sale, some title went to Asia. Some surprisingly did quite well.
    “Amityville Pancake house” became a comedy hit because of the bad translation. Mistaken for porn “I know what you did last spring break” was popular between 18 to 24 years old hornballs. And my personal favorite “soy bean green” became a cult hit and the phrase “Soy bean green tofu are people!! People~ I tell you!!!” caught on like wild fire.

  4. Other missed titles:
    Convent Horizon
    Resident Weevil
    The Frog

  5. The Abdomen of Doctor Vibes
    John Carpenter’s They Lie!
    The Aerobicist
    Ohio Smith and the Chapel of Bad Judgment
    The John Deere Man

  6. frisko

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes stands on its own.

  7. mikeB

    I still maintain that the most frightening film of all time was Gigli.

    Gobble gobble.

  8. Esther

    Sorry, y’all, but the scariest movie ever is:


  9. Lace Valentine

    Hollow Weener :limp:

    Planet of the Grapes :mrgreen:

    The Exerciser 👿

    Alien (Greencard Edition) 🙁

    Phantom of the Bluegrass 😕

    Night Math on Elm Street :dead:

  10. TinaMarie

    What? Haven’t you guys seen the latest Lord of the Rings movies?


    The Fellowship of the Cock Ring (porn edition)
    The Return of the Queen (gay porn edition)

    Hmmmm…Sam and Frodo….Gollum and Frodo…several Orcs and Frodo…


  11. TinaMarie

    And then she looked up at the title again and realized “Oh shit! We’re supposed to be posting about horror films!”

    Then she found out what her husband paid to get her copies of the LOTR DVDs and was duly horrified.

  12. Spud

    Alternate movie titles huh?

    4002 Dalmatians: Attack of the Clones
    Lilo and the Bitch
    Aladin II: Rub This!

    Santa’s Claws
    The 12 Positions of Xmas
    Santa and the Ho Ho Ho’s.

    -James Bond-
    For Your Good Eye Only
    Dentures Are Forever

    -Austin Powers-
    On Her Majesty’s Secret Surface
    For Your Arse Only
    The Man With the Golden Mojo

    -Pron Movies-
    Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy
    E-Three the Extra Testicle
    Touching Ryan’s Privates

    I think I’ll stop now…


  13. Hmm. I could have sworn….

    Isn’t Invasion of the Bagel Snatchers a sequel to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

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