Heinaked

1. mikeB

   01 September, 2004, 12:03 am

   Mandy looks good without her glasses on 😈

2. kismet

   01 September, 2004, 12:05 am

   :wtf: Oh good god! That slab of cow that that kid has is friggen disgusting.

   Oh yeah, nice :boobs::boobs:

   Do they have that in a non-alchoholic?

3. plopsie

   01 September, 2004, 12:15 am

   The vapid binge and purge boob-job icon meets the big-burger-boy demographic.

   In spite of the SMALL coke, looks like the burger joint will be the only old In-Out-In-Out that kid will ever get.

4. Mandy

   01 September, 2004, 12:22 am

   AHEM! I do NOT have silicone boobs. 👿

5. Kristinq

   01 September, 2004, 12:36 am

   Thank you for the message on my site. I wondering if you read my blog everyday. I feel so special. Now I will be visiting your site…

6. Sheryl

   01 September, 2004, 12:52 am

   She looks tit nipply, Dave. Must be cold in there. :wtf:

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   01 September, 2004, 1:13 am

   *sigh*

   Don’t be fooled by the fake boobies, folks. If they really wanted effective “advertising” here, they shoulda just put it on her butt and advertised Heinie on her heinie.

   When will they ever learn?

8. Spud

   01 September, 2004, 1:55 am

   Booyah!
   :boobs::boobs:
   😀

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   01 September, 2004, 4:59 am

   Well today, I’m a little older Budweiser (I know you love it when I do this) and of Coors I shall comment without further interruptions and stop beating around the Busch.

   For it is always said that a Rolling Rock gathers no moss and a King Cobra always outruns a Red Dog. Well according to Samuel Adams anyhow.

   But what exactly has all this got to do with a fat burger munching kid and a babe with erect nipples?

   Not much.

   Babes and beer have traditionally gone together and is it a coincidence that the more beer you drink, the more beautiful everyone becomes?

   Perhaps its magic?

   I myself have sat opposite a veritable monster girl and had to avert my eyes from her nastyness, but the more I drank the more attractive she became. How bizarre that a drink made from distilled hops can turn every girl into Cindy Crawford (even the mirror breakers among us).

   In fact beer has been helping ugly people to have sex now for generations so I think it’s time we celebrated this divine substance.

   In fact lets do it today!

   Bored with the old trog you’ve been married to for years? Girlfriend/boyfriend not up to parr? Casual fling letting herself/himself go?

   My advice.

   Get shitfaced and just for today, go home and give that ugly ten pinter one to remember!

   *Warning: Over use of beer can cause things to go up as well as down. ReV JellY Enterprises Ltd will not be held responsible for feelings of self loathing and shame in the morning.

   :dead:

10. Frisko

    01 September, 2004, 6:55 am

    Pass that child a salad. His parents are to blame for that dietary dis”ass”ter. The boy doesn’t have facial hair, and was let loose in California (of all places) with enough cash and technology to produce that result. I don’t think he would have eaten that last glob of melted cheese food if the beer dolly was waiting on him.
    Glad I wasn’t their cleaning lady after that meal, it would have cost extra for sure.
    Frisko

11. Frisko

    01 September, 2004, 7:05 am

    I showed the link to my sons, they are disgusted. Bill pointed out that burger boy changed his shirt after he ate. He is wearing a tee-shirt and paper hat from the place that made his food.

    Bobby is glad he’s not that cool.

    Frisko

12. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    01 September, 2004, 7:10 am

    I bet the Ethiopians are crying into their flies as we speak.

    😈

13. BillP

    01 September, 2004, 7:13 am

    :wtf::boobs::boobs: Whoa! Thought I clicked on MAXIM.com by mistake. I’m wide awake now. And Burger Boy needs to be ashamed, not posting pics online. :

14. Margaret

    01 September, 2004, 7:33 am

    Dr. Atkins would be proud!!
    Burger boy washed it all down with a DIET COKE!!!!:sad:

15. Bobby Peru

    01 September, 2004, 7:45 am

    Holy Farkburgers, Batman! I leave for two onths in Europe and the place changes layout, gets titties on page one and icons. :wtf:

    As for Burger Bitch? I’m lovin’ it.

16. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    01 September, 2004, 8:10 am

    I don’t think that boy has “parents” as such Frisko.

    In fact, I’m almost certain that he was the result of a chemical spillage on the main road just outside of Boston.

    😀

17. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    01 September, 2004, 8:13 am

    He is seriously one fat bastard though and luckily for you people I have a traditional British song about such things.

    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “You fat bastard, you fat bastard”
    “YOU ate all the pies!”

    I find it adds class to every dinner party.

    😐

18. Elektra

    01 September, 2004, 8:44 am

    Proud to be an American?:-(

    Rev. my day would be a little saner without you. Thank you.:smile:

19. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    01 September, 2004, 9:42 am

    P.S If you substitute the word burger for pie in my song it’s still just as good.

    My humour works on so many levels…..I’m truly gifted.

20. rust

    01 September, 2004, 10:30 am

    Are we talking burgers, boobs, heinaked or WHAT? I’m so confused, I’ll just go back to my hypnotized state, staring at those niplets.

    Oh god.

21. Esther

    01 September, 2004, 10:50 am

    Nothing like a silicon Stepford model and the disgusting Burger Boy to start off the morning.

    Think I could use a Heineken after seeing that.:?

22. Cheap Date

    01 September, 2004, 12:25 pm

    WHAT A STUPID BEER AD!!!!! 😡

    Like she can REALLY THINK!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA, Dang, I’m funny!! 🙂

23. Davezilla

    01 September, 2004, 2:03 pm

    Like she can REALLY THINK!!!!!
    Uh, yeah, that was kind of the point. 😛

24. Cheap Date

    01 September, 2004, 5:00 pm

    OH, I thought your point was that she’s half nekid!!

    I can almost hear the “DUUUUUUH” coming from her head. OOPS, was that out loud? 😛

25. Davezilla

    01 September, 2004, 5:17 pm

    No naked on this site. This is not the Stile Project.

    Yet.

26. Frances the Cockatoo

    01 September, 2004, 5:39 pm

    Hello,
    Sorry Florida, my namesake seems about to rip that tank-top right off. Hold still for a sec.
    Thanks. By the way, What does she say if I pull her navel chain again?
    “Dude better have my money.”

27. Spud

    01 September, 2004, 6:35 pm

    I wish I had’nt clicked on the fat boy link, now I just feel plain sick :wtf:

28. Anonymous

    01 September, 2004, 6:46 pm

    I aint gonna click on the burger link. No way!

    I’ll just sit here and admire the view. Why is it the bottom of those things looks as good a little bit uncovered, as the tops of them do?

29. Esther

    01 September, 2004, 8:42 pm

    I’m putting in a request to see some nice pecs of the male version on the site, to balance out the silicone. Would Dave or any of his faithful male readers care to volunteer? 🙂

30. Natalie

    01 September, 2004, 8:45 pm

    A more masculine icon would be nice, too. :kiss:

31. Frisko

    01 September, 2004, 9:03 pm

    Go Natalie!!!

    Natalie and Stacy MCBK get my party ticket endorcement. Balance! Davezilla offers boobie emocons, now we need a phalic symbol emocon.

    What does penis code look like?

    Thinking like a baaahad girl,

    Frisko

32. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    01 September, 2004, 9:17 pm

    I’m with Esther and Natalie! We need Davezilla to be really “fair and balanced.” We want MAN FUBAR!! ______,,
    ))
    ——”
    ))
    ))

33. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    01 September, 2004, 9:18 pm

    Shit, that didn’t work.

    It was supposed to be a penis.

    (Funny, that’s what I said about my last boyfriend, too.) 😈

34. Esther

    01 September, 2004, 9:23 pm

    Aren’t many ex-boyfriends walking penises anyhow, Stacy? 😈

    (No offense to all the perfectly pleasant exes out there.):geek::smile:

35. mikeB

    01 September, 2004, 9:44 pm

    I vote for more nekkid ladies. :cool::boobs::boobs:

36. Natalie

    01 September, 2004, 9:49 pm

    🙄

37. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    02 September, 2004, 3:27 am

    I’m with Natalie and Esther: 🙄

    I think I just SPRAINED MY EYEBALLS from rolling them so hard. 😛

38. DIRTY OLD FART

    02 September, 2004, 12:05 pm

    MORE POSTS LIKE THIS ONE PLEEEEZE :boobs::boobs:

39. Davezilla

    02 September, 2004, 6:06 pm

    Um, yeah I’ll get right on that. 🙄

40. Bobby Peru

    03 September, 2004, 2:04 pm

    Come to think of it, I’ll have another look at this girl’s tatas. 😈

41. PaganJewLilBro

    04 September, 2004, 2:57 am

    Is it just me, or is this little guy lifted from CoS? 🙄 Or is he just a standard animated dude? Yeah, I’m too tired to be posting, so I’m just going back to that picture now… and not clicking the fat boy link….

    :boobs::boobs:

    PJLB

42. Confused

    07 September, 2004, 7:18 pm

    Could she look ANY more vacuous? 🙄

43. Confused

    07 September, 2004, 7:19 pm

    :geek: + :boobs: = 😎

44. Davezilla

    07 September, 2004, 8:38 pm

    You say that as though it were a bad thing. 😛

45. blah

    09 September, 2004, 4:13 pm

    :cool::boobs::boobs:

46. blah

    09 September, 2004, 7:57 pm

    woot woot rowr! mandy is hot!!!:boobs::boobs: id like to see her heinaked

47. Mandy

    18 September, 2004, 7:08 pm

    Well, thanks blah. Guess what? Not gonna happen! Use your imagination. 🙄

48. Mark

    29 September, 2004, 11:31 am

    Holy Crud. Mandy is ridiculously hot.:wtf::wtf::wtf:

49. Anonymous

    06 October, 2004, 1:39 pm

    I LOVE BEER GIT-HER-DONE

50. SLENTZY

    06 October, 2004, 1:41 pm

    I LOVE BEER GIT-HER-DONE

51. Mandy

    06 October, 2004, 10:12 pm

    Thanks but, it ain’t me up there.

52. mikeB

    09 October, 2004, 12:58 pm

    GIT HER DONE? :wtf:

53. the Boiee

    14 October, 2004, 7:18 am

    Mom?

54. Tassö

    21 November, 2004, 10:22 am

    That may be the hottest woman alive.

55. mikeB

    25 November, 2004, 12:08 pm

    I am thankful that women like this exist. :wang:

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