Garlic buns

1. Dante

   19 July, 2005, 12:18 am

   6. If you see this after the sun goes down, you’re well hung.

   Wait…that didn’t make any sense, did it?

2. JFLY

   19 July, 2005, 12:51 am

   1. Italian air-freshener
   2. crack kills…
   3. Bam!!!

3. Spud

   19 July, 2005, 1:21 am

   “Stand clear!”

   “I have gas”

   “Does my bum look big with this?”

   😳

4. Minnie

   19 July, 2005, 2:07 am

   Garlic bread buns.

5. Keith Burgin

   19 July, 2005, 2:23 am

   “Throw a little olive oil on my ass and toss my salad.”

6. Lung the Younger

   19 July, 2005, 3:27 am

   Deep clovage.

7. Steve

   19 July, 2005, 5:51 am

   Vampires enter from the rear!

8. Spud

   19 July, 2005, 7:53 am

   Yesterday a young penguin walked past me with a clove of garlic on its bum…

   So the penguin throws out the garlic and tells the midget prostitute, “See? It’s just like riding a bike!”

9. Mandy

   19 July, 2005, 8:30 am

   This post is making me hungry. 😛

10. frisko

    19 July, 2005, 8:36 am

    I think she shopped at the “slightly Irregular” clothing outlet store. Thats why she got the great outfit for .99 cents.

11. rust

    19 July, 2005, 10:21 am

    I am so sorry, but garlic gives me big time gas. That doesn’t mean I don’t looove it.

12. tinamarie

    19 July, 2005, 10:41 am

    “I’m spicy!” (Only makes sense if you have seen the commercials.)

    p.s. for us Italians, garlic is a good thing. Maybe she is looking for a guy who has onions, green pepper, or basil drawn on his crotch?

13. rust

    19 July, 2005, 10:47 am

    moosecloves

14. Merth

    19 July, 2005, 3:07 pm

    I am going with answer #5. She is against anal sex with vampires that wear moosepants while dressed as evil ninja clowns. But, maybe I am reading too much into it. :java:

15. Merth

    19 July, 2005, 3:13 pm

    Actually… now that I look at it… it doesn’t look like garlic. It looks more like a sperm…

    She likes sperm on her bum. :undies:

16. Esther

    19 July, 2005, 5:58 pm

    I wonder how the bum would feel about that. I think he’d prefer cash over swimmers.

17. DK

    19 July, 2005, 6:30 pm

    It’s clearly an invitation that says,
    “Hey babe, wanna sample my scampi?” 🙄

18. Natasha

    19 July, 2005, 10:47 pm

    Serious comment (believe it or not):

    I have read in women’s self-help, natural remedy articles that a clove of garlic up your #%$@ is a treatment for a yeast infection.

    Sorry, can’t tell you first hand about it’s effectiveness.

19. Natasha

    19 July, 2005, 11:05 pm

    Now for a NOT serious comment (believe it or not):

    “I had garlic for lunch. My breath reeks and I don’t give a shit about it. Oh, wait a second – let me check my butt. I DID give a shit about it!”

    OR

    “I had garlic for lunch, and if you don’t like my breath, kiss my ass!”

20. dakota1970

    20 July, 2005, 2:26 am

    It was probably a picture of an onion. Onion is slang for Booty.

21. Molly

    18 August, 2005, 5:04 pm

    “Vampires Beware! I can kill the lot of you with one well directed poot.”

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