Gangs of Mew York

1. benendetto

   14 August, 2006, 12:06 am

   i smell i new movie plot.
   a new disney movie plot.
   but i think the sides would be pretty even.

   hah second time first posting.

2. Mandy

   14 August, 2006, 6:56 am

   There’s so many pussy joke possibilities here 😀

3. Spud

   14 August, 2006, 7:36 am

   I can’t help but think of indoor cats as humungus pampered furballs with prissy manners, while outdoor cats are the kind that have bits missing off them and would rather scratch your eyes out than anything else.

   :geek:

4. bhamm

   14 August, 2006, 7:44 am

   – “Hey… you look like an honest person, come down this alley with me.” (Cat Con Artist)
   – “Hey, I could use a new kitten like you on my route…” (Kitty Pimp)
   – “I got some stuff you just gotta try…” (Catnip Dealer)
   – “Wanna change your look for real cheap?” (Ear, Tail, Tongue Piercer/Tattoo Artist)

5. mikeB

   14 August, 2006, 7:59 am

   [Comment ID #73255 will be quoted here]

   I’m certain hundreds of cats lay around hittin’ the ‘nip. Nip dealers in the hood come by with offers of “first one’s free”.

6. junkman

   14 August, 2006, 12:35 pm

   my out-door abyssinian is a real shit-face to the indoor abby. we don’t let her out anymore because he will chase her 20′ up the closest tree.

   all i can see in the shrimp is che guevara. so much for feeling calm.

   i’m not sure i want to work for sebben & sebben but i want to drive a golf ball of a yacht in a kilt and pull a dog sled in the nude. it’s all fun til someone loses an eye.

7. Myra

   14 August, 2006, 3:24 pm

   I have two indoor cats, one fat and lazy, one small and hyperactive. The big one is very territorial and would probably bitch slap anyone who got in her way. The little one would just aggravate them to death like a hyper poodle. I had an outdoor cat, a huge black male who kicked ass and romanced the lady cats all over the neigborhood but he was catnapped by my neighbors when they moved.

8. Ms Puppet Launcher

   14 August, 2006, 4:35 pm

   Cats are bitches. Of course they will try to pimp each other out. :boob:

9. Wendyfb

   14 August, 2006, 8:35 pm

   Cats are a lot like (most) women, they are only friendly to you ’til they get what they want, then ‘poof’ they’re outa there!

10. Drusky

    14 August, 2006, 9:24 pm

    You’re missing the point…
    What you should be wondering is what your cat is saying to other cats while he/she/it takes you for a walk…
    “Yeah, He’s nice enough but I still claw the furniture to keep him in line…”
    “See, I told you guys I wasn’t kidding about him and the all-white thing…”
    “Hey, where can I score some kitty weed? Oh, this human? It’s o.k. He’s with me…”
    😆

11. Drusky

    14 August, 2006, 9:28 pm

    Re: the link…
    Maybe he’s just suffering from too much Cocktail Sauce…
    But I’ll bet that shrimp saw Jesus when it saw the net coming straight for it… 😈

12. silentstorm

    14 August, 2006, 9:37 pm

    The outdoor cats are like a gang in which the indoor cats are not privy to the inside secrets, Because the outdoor cats have to fight for everything, the indoor cats get pimped because they don’t know any better. Cats ALWAYS have a hidden agenda. I have one, so I know.

13. Headache

    14 August, 2006, 10:37 pm

    benendetto-
    I smell a new movie plot
    a new disney movie plot…

    It’s called the aristocats, it’s old.

14. Meagan

    15 August, 2006, 2:32 am

    “Don’t be a slave to the leash, man! Break free now, while you still can!”
    That kinda goes for both cats and dogs.

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