Don’t Worry

DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.”
ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.”
ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.”
DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”


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  • Lung the Younger

    Your daughter obviously hasn’t been introduced to the films of David Cronenberg.

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