Dear Mr. Cheney,

1. TheFaramir

   13 February, 2006, 12:41 am

   Good thing he wasn’t hunting with Dan Quayle.

2. Dante

   13 February, 2006, 12:53 am

   oooh, Can you make one for: “Dear Mr. Cheney, this is your brain on drugs. This is your brain when you’re president?”

   (Hint: make them look the same)

3. Spud

   13 February, 2006, 1:26 am

   Quote
   “…And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.”

   “Oorah Mr Vice President!, y’all got im good shure nuff!”

   🙄

   good thing he didn’t go hunting with an Abrahms M1 Tank

   BOOOM

   woopsa daisy

   :boob:

4. Spud

   13 February, 2006, 2:33 am

   On another note, the um video, was kinda wierd.

   :geek:

5. Lung the Younger

   13 February, 2006, 3:26 am

   So he shot a Texan lawyer… his popularity ratings are probably soaring in the blue states.

6. Davezilla

   13 February, 2006, 6:22 am

   “…And by God, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.”

   That quote killed me. 😈

7. mitch

   13 February, 2006, 6:31 am

   If the other guy would’ve dressed like Osama Bin Laden, then Cheney never would’ve been able to see him. See it’s just as I’ve telling you: Guns don’t kill people, Republicans kill people.

8. laceylegacey

   13 February, 2006, 8:03 am

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9. laceylegacey

   13 February, 2006, 8:06 am

   By God if you don’t want to get hurt don’t hang out with politians with guns!!

10. Patrick

    13 February, 2006, 9:01 am

    On another note, if George H. Bush had shot Quayle, he might have been reelected!

11. Aaron

    13 February, 2006, 9:02 am

    😀
    Well, *I* didn’t vote him in…
    I wasn’t 18 until december in 2004 so I didn’t even have a say.

12. Tami Jo

    13 February, 2006, 9:17 am

    Perseus with the head of Medusa. And um, a “boom-stick.”

13. Lace Valentine

    13 February, 2006, 9:46 am

    Dave, you’re color-blind. That vest is yellow… :troll: 😈

14. Fran

    13 February, 2006, 11:25 am

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    Am I a sicko for laughing at that quote? :wtf:

15. laceylegacey

    13 February, 2006, 11:35 am

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    no Fran your not….sometimes it’s ok to laugh at stupidity.

16. Davezilla

    13 February, 2006, 12:18 pm

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    Please adjust your gamma, Lace. It’s orange. 😛

17. Lung the Younger

    13 February, 2006, 12:47 pm

    Looks like Cheney & co. took their own sweet time in informing the press and only admitted the accident after a leak to a local reporter.
    What? Dick Cheney involved in possibly covering up an embarrassing screw up? Wow! Unbelievable! Shock! Horror!

    …sadly familiar more like.

    http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001995719

18. Nikki

    13 February, 2006, 1:56 pm

    You can already buy the t-shirt.

19. rasterry

    13 February, 2006, 3:04 pm

    Ahhhhhhhhh….WMD

20. Roach

    13 February, 2006, 4:11 pm

    I guess Dick loved Wedding Crashers, monkey see monkey doo :troll:

21. GWNorth

    13 February, 2006, 4:52 pm

    is being an idiot some kind of “presidential pre-requisite” now in the US ? :boob:
    one is bad enough.. but now two of ’em ❓

22. Steppenwolf

    13 February, 2006, 4:52 pm

    I liked the quote from Katharine Armstrong, the property owner…
    “This is something that happens from time to time. You now, I’ve been peppered pretty well myself.”
    Just how many times do you have to be peppered before you learn to keep your ass out of the line of fire? :wtf:

23. ssterchaos

    13 February, 2006, 5:56 pm

    The part that got me was that he’s got an ambulance and medical staff on call. Well yeah, it’s Dick Cheney we’re talking about… The man’s about to have his 73rd heart attack, I’m sure he always prepared. 😀

24. starbugmama

    13 February, 2006, 6:35 pm

    Isn’t Cheney supposed to be like a voice of wisdom for Bush, sort of like the man behind the curtain on the Wizard of Oz? Isn’t that why he was chosen for VP? This little “incident” explains a lot.

25. Ryan

    13 February, 2006, 9:49 pm

    Cheney need human bloooooood! :dead:

26. Shlomo (Ace)

    13 February, 2006, 9:52 pm

    The girl in the video is squiggly.
    As for Cheney: :troll: That’s it.

27. larfus

    13 February, 2006, 11:09 pm

    The ducks got thier revenge :wtf:

28. justjim

    13 February, 2006, 11:18 pm

    How do we end up with such stupid vice presidents? ❗

29. WANNETTA

    14 February, 2006, 1:12 am

    MAYBE BUSH AND CHENEY CAN GO HUNTING TOGETHER SOON ,WE ALL MIGHT GET LUCKY :undies: 😮

30. Ed

    14 February, 2006, 2:27 pm

    Nuthin’ wrong with our VP….

    Electing idiots is our national pastime.

31. brent sullivan

    15 February, 2006, 7:46 am

    anyone with any common sense knows what a dickhead our real president,(cheney) is.i wish someone would accidently pepper that fucker with more than birdshot.

32. JenHCCH

    15 February, 2006, 8:18 pm

    The question remains…If the old fart dies…Will Cheney be charged with involuntary manslaughter? Ahhhhh…what a mess that would be…..HA Ha Ha Ha Imagine the fallout from that!

    Prime minister Tony Blair on Cheney hunting incident….”Well the people of Britain will stand beside the US in their time of need. Well, maybe we’ll stay behind them it might be safer!” :wtf:

33. Master Solace

    16 February, 2006, 1:06 am

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    yeah, if they would let Dubya have a gun, they say he doesn’t act old enough yet

34. Da Popster

    17 February, 2006, 10:27 am

    Moral of the story is: never hunt with Republicans, never can tell what they’ll declare to be “in season” 👿

35. Plumber

    17 February, 2006, 2:19 pm

    So you all believe that it was an accident?

36. Davezilla

    17 February, 2006, 9:10 pm

    OK, this is weird. Email I received last night:

    Dear Sir,

    I read in a newspaper article that that you posted an image of a cartoon of Dick Cheney as Elmer Fudd with Cheney saying “Be vewy, vewy quiet, We are hunting Iwackis. I looked for this cartoon on your site and could not find. Maybe you could send me the link to the site that has that image or maybe point the way to where it is when you send me reply e mail. Thanks.

    :wtf:

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