Dairy Queen

1. TheFaramir

   13 December, 2005, 12:48 am

   My mother collects cow-themed items.

   I must liberate this vehicle for her. Muaaahahahaha.

   (And isn’t that a crossover vehicle, not a simple truck?)

2. Nina

   13 December, 2005, 1:06 am

   😀

   On the next episode of Pimp My Ride…

3. Cherish

   13 December, 2005, 1:31 am

   What a delightfully poor choice of fonts… from here, it reads “The Milk Fuck” and makes utterly no sense in regard to the appearance of the rest of the car.

4. JFLY

   13 December, 2005, 2:10 am

   “got pus? your milk does…”

   And LOL Nina!

   But I was thinking more along the lines of how disappointed the milkmen must be these days, especially driving…what is that, a PT Cruiser? Real chick magnet there…

5. JFLY

   13 December, 2005, 2:11 am

   Save a cow…eat a rancher:twisted:

6. Spud

   13 December, 2005, 4:44 am

   mmmooooooovin on over…

   or

   anagram
   LICK THEM KURT

   :java:

7. frisko

   13 December, 2005, 5:05 am

   Wonder how much the driver weighs.

8. Nikki

   13 December, 2005, 5:26 am

   This morning’s forecast: Hurricane, with butter.

9. Aevyta

   13 December, 2005, 7:09 am

   awwww, we need more cars with personality on the road. :idea:Inspired: I’m going to turn my Focus into a giant Apple to celebrate my recent preference to Macs:grin:

10. b-dizzy

    13 December, 2005, 7:30 am

    A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.

    “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked.
    “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied.
    “Heard of what?”
    “Herd of cows.”
    “Of course I’ve heard of cows.”
    “No, a cow herd.”
    “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

11. b-dizzy

    13 December, 2005, 7:32 am

    There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.” The other cow replies, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

12. Tami Jo

    13 December, 2005, 8:02 am

    PT Cruiser, Louis Pasteur SE.

    Call me when DMX comes out with a Dodge Latte.

13. Mandy

    13 December, 2005, 8:17 am

    I just saw the rainbow license plate cover. Now the “dairy queen” title makes sense. Sorry, dumb blonde today. :boobs::boobs:

14. Davezilla

    13 December, 2005, 9:41 am

    Sorry, can’t resist a bad visual pun. 😈

15. Da Popster

    13 December, 2005, 9:58 am

    Mandy, that’s what they call a gay milkman, a dairy Queen …….. :hurl:

16. rust

    13 December, 2005, 10:31 am

    suck back a little mooo juice

17. Esther

    13 December, 2005, 10:40 am

    I’m almost ashamed to say that I want this car.

    Almost.

    Ok, totally.

18. Tami Jo

    13 December, 2005, 10:51 am

    It’s lacticious.

19. Matt

    13 December, 2005, 11:55 am

    The fact that it’s painted like a cow is moot. The fact that all drivers of PT Cruisers are morons is in fact the real issue here.

20. Mandy

    13 December, 2005, 12:24 pm

    Don’t you mean moooot, Matt? 😛

21. Lisa

    13 December, 2005, 12:58 pm

    Here in GA, that would not be “The Milk Truck.” Instead, keeping the paint job, there would be Chick-Fil-A signs on the doors.

    There’s a full-sized truck around my town with just such an appearance.

22. logan

    13 December, 2005, 1:00 pm

    :limp: thats a real turn off for guys unless the driver is feemale then you get to wish she was in the polar bear club :boobs::boobs::wang:

23. mitch smith

    13 December, 2005, 1:22 pm

    I don’t want to milk this joke any moooore. It’s udder nonsense and a load of bull.

24. Davezilla

    13 December, 2005, 2:03 pm

    I can’t cowtow to your demands, Mitch.

25. ariel

    13 December, 2005, 2:58 pm

    i want weather bread!!!!

26. Mr Doug

    13 December, 2005, 5:06 pm

    What no udders? I want to see Big honkin ones stuck to the roof sticking striaght up waiting to be milked :boobs::boobs:
    :boobs::boobs:

27. Nikki

    13 December, 2005, 7:55 pm

    I bet the driver has an udder you can milk.

28. Daniel

    13 December, 2005, 11:33 pm

    :idea:…I think that the owner of this “The Milk Truck” might have mixed his/her milk with some hard liquor. Last time I checked PT Crusiers weren’t truck, and this vehicle has left us seeing spots. :wtf:

29. hippychick

    14 December, 2005, 12:00 am

    Faramir, I also collect black-n-white cow themed items too. This PT cruiser, however would not be one of them. A VW bug with spots would work better and I agree with Mr Doug..where are the udders? …can’t have milk without ’em.

30. tinamarie

    14 December, 2005, 12:53 am

    Hmmmm….lactating mammaries on the moooooooove
    🙄

31. Marcus

    14 December, 2005, 5:55 am

    Today I saw a Honda (I think) that was modified to look like a race car. It must be a sheep in wolf’s clothing.:lol:

32. Coley

    14 December, 2005, 8:54 am

    Perhaps the udders are on the front. The world’s first lactating hood ornament. 😀

33. Spud

    14 December, 2005, 5:22 pm

    You could have the udders on the tyres

    squeeze here :wang:

34. tigerlily

    14 December, 2005, 10:34 pm

    Milk, it does a booby good…or is that a body good? All I can say is you are gonna get one hell of a burn on your lips with that milk mustache! Peeps do not try this at home! 🙄

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