Complete this Sentence:

1. Darth Vader

   22 October, 2006, 8:40 am

   listening to her girlfriend?

2. Zilla the Younger

   22 October, 2006, 9:08 am

   playing with legos?

3. Meagan

   22 October, 2006, 9:18 am

   Why do men always fall asleep right after I ask them to take out the garbage or do the dishes? C’mon, I know you’re faking it!

4. Spud

   22 October, 2006, 9:40 am

   Why do men always fall asleep right after_________?

   Sorry, what was the question again?

5. Brad K.

   22 October, 2006, 10:40 am

   “Why do men always fall asleep right after .. ”

   Mary worried about Hank. It seems he falls asleep after lunch every day, only now he started driving a route for the Personal Pyrex distributing company. Personal Pyrex sells Blowfish, Adam and Eve and PassionGlass glass dildoes, serving 8 adult stores, 3 truck stops, several grocery stores, and a shoe store in the mall.

   Mary worries about Hank falling asleep and wrecking his truck. The thought of how dangerous that would be — she could just imagine the horror of the truck flipping over, with all those shards of broken glass flying around. Not to mention if the hospital report got *too* graphic about injuries … Anyway, Mary had heard on John Tesh‘s ‘Intelligence for Life’ radio program that eating carbohydrates makes you drowsy!

   Well, Mary has an answer for Hank now. Her new book, ‘Reach For Your Mate, Instead of Your Plate’. The book is now long out of print, but the approach is still highly recommended. So Mary decided — instead of Hank’s requested Hamburger,fries, and cheesecake (two pieces) for lunch, it would be a modest chicken salad on wheat sandwich, and a quicky snog. Instead of the cola, she would have black coffee ready, but put water on the table. And instead of the cheesecake, she would have 4 or 5 Fig Newton’s in a snack baggie ready to hand him at the door.

   And who knows? Maybe Hank will be thinking of her while shelving those .. interesting sex toys!

6. pablo

   22 October, 2006, 11:41 am

   being asked stupid questio…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

7. Dale

   22 October, 2006, 1:15 pm

   the 3rd ‘Arrogant Bastard’ ® 20oz beer? :dead:

8. Hey Hey

   22 October, 2006, 7:47 pm

   I’ll go with the common answer…sex.

9. cronewynd

   22 October, 2006, 8:00 pm

   [Comment ID #78728 will be quoted here]

   Hello, Dear Hubby!

   😛

10. lucky

    22 October, 2006, 9:41 pm

    questions like, do you want to go to my mothers with me?

11. Jack

    22 October, 2006, 9:50 pm

    sex? Cause we’re tired!!!

12. Patrick

    22 October, 2006, 9:57 pm

    listening to her yammer on and on about what a hard day she had and how difficult the kids were and what her mother had for supper last night and how terribly the neighbor couple is getting along and what the dog dug up and what the cat coughed up and who is sleeping with who on her favorite soap opera and zzzzzzzzzz…OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST SHOOT ME AND GET IT OVER WITH !

13. Spud

    23 October, 2006, 3:10 am

    Heh!

14. Anna

    23 October, 2006, 3:15 am

    they have to do anything that involves their big and small brain.

    Now it’s time to go woman-bashing again …. please

15. Chris

    23 October, 2006, 8:35 am

    after having nice long hot sentual time w/ beer.

16. jenny

    23 October, 2006, 10:14 am

    Hey! I know you love me! So how’s it going? Not bad here. I’m just at school. 🙄 ❗ 😆 😡

17. jenny

    23 October, 2006, 10:17 am

    sex? Because they’re stupid! :wtf:

18. Myra

    23 October, 2006, 12:48 pm

    Everything…

19. Jane

    23 October, 2006, 6:33 pm

    after reading “Gone with the Wind”

    :wtf:
    :boob: :boob:
    :undies:

20. Christina

    23 October, 2006, 8:01 pm

    SEX! They fake tired to keep from having to hear anything that you have to say.

21. Christina

    23 October, 2006, 8:04 pm

    After their manhood has gone :limp: and they no longer can get a :wang:! 😮

22. Robin

    24 October, 2006, 1:48 pm

    C’mon U men you know it’s sex,you never had it so good 😆

23. Branwen

    26 October, 2006, 5:07 am

    Waking up

24. Cynical Villain

    26 October, 2006, 11:08 am

    watching Lifetime. (that will put anyone to sleep!)

25. Catriona

    03 November, 2006, 2:49 pm

    … any conversation that requires three or more sentences, too taxing ………………………………

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