Complete this Sentence, #32

1. Spud

   13 April, 2006, 12:11 am

   But if vampires are pro-life, then mimes are the anti-life.

   :geek:

2. brian

   13 April, 2006, 12:18 am

   gee… i guess I am pro-life. 🙄

3. JFLY

   13 April, 2006, 12:38 am

   “But if vampires are pro-life, then Republicans must be vampires!!!!!” :wtf:

4. Master Solace

   13 April, 2006, 12:41 am

   Damn…for once I have nothing…I can’t think of anything to complete the sentence…maybe later…

   As for the link…it is a good sign for things to come…spell it how ever you want to… :wang: 😈

5. Dante

   13 April, 2006, 12:41 am

   …then zombies are pro-choice.

6. Ace

   13 April, 2006, 12:53 am

   link: Wow it works on buidings too?!! I’m impressed!

7. JFLY

   13 April, 2006, 1:18 am

   “But if vampires are pro-life, then Dracula was a Republican?” 😛

8. Esther

   13 April, 2006, 1:47 am

   “But if vampires are pro-life, then that means moosepants are back in style!”

   No idea, but it’s late, and I’m tired. :java:

9. Marcus

   13 April, 2006, 2:02 am

   But if vampires are pro-life, then they will always have food. (think about) 😀

   When I was a little boy I asked my mom to buy me an erection set. A few years later the erection came. :wtf: 😆

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   But if vampires are pro-life, then JFLY is a clown vampire.
   😆

10. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 3:31 am

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    I know you are, but what am I? 😛

11. Master Solace

    13 April, 2006, 3:52 am

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    Fucking flashback to Pee-Wee’s Playhouse…the torture, the agony, the pain…jfly, why must you do that to me…now I will have nightmares tonight, if I can get to sleep…thanks a lot…the torture, the torture, the torture, THE TORTURE…MAKE THE IMAGES GO AWAY… :dead:

12. Becky

    13 April, 2006, 4:41 am

    If vampires are pro life then Frankenstien is pro organ donation :dead:….I know LAME 😛

13. mitch

    13 April, 2006, 5:25 am

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    That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you people for the longest time. Thanks JFLY for helping me spread the Gospel.

14. Alex

    13 April, 2006, 5:47 am

    [Comment ID #42739 will be quoted here]Does that mean the democrats are Van Helsing? If you die from a Vampire bite are they really pro life? What does that make a lycanthrope or werewolf?

15. Mandy

    13 April, 2006, 6:22 am

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then we”ll have to stage this rally at night.” 😈

16. Creelock

    13 April, 2006, 6:33 am

    “If Vampires are pro-life, then we better get to the Red Cross to help keep them that way! 😛

    I know Lame but kinda makes since 😈 😈

17. Creelock

    13 April, 2006, 6:36 am

    Oh and Umm whats the Address for the place on the link. 😈 And to think there’s still hope out there :wtf: :wang:

18. Anita Mann-Badley

    13 April, 2006, 6:43 am

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then they must also be anti-war (it would seem consistent).”

19. Meagan

    13 April, 2006, 7:40 am

    But if vampires are pro-life, then Angel better not pull that sword out of Decathla.
    (Sorry, I’m a huge Buffy fan.) 😈

20. mitch smith

    13 April, 2006, 8:07 am

    If vampires are pro-life, then George Bush is a lying piece of excrement. Wait. That works for any “finish this sentence”. The truth will win out.

21. lostone

    13 April, 2006, 8:34 am

    If vampires are pro-life then Show me the blood!!! I said SHOW ME THE BLOOD!!! 8)

22. Bjorn Freeh

    13 April, 2006, 8:52 am

    I wanna retire and become a greeter at that Boners-R-Us store…

23. Bjorn Freeh

    13 April, 2006, 8:54 am

    “Is that a carp under your tarp or are you just glad to see me?”

24. Bob

    13 April, 2006, 9:59 am

    if vampires are pro-life then they arent as evil as democrats

25. nessa

    13 April, 2006, 11:08 am

    If vampires are pro-life, then I’m a freaking millionaire living in this tralior court just for fun…..

26. HumanityCritic

    13 April, 2006, 11:12 am

    But if vampires are pro-life, then why don’t they have a problem sucking the life out of people??!!!

27. HumanityCritic

    13 April, 2006, 11:13 am

    But if vampires are pro-life, then why don’t they have a problem sucking the life out of people??!!!

28. John K

    13 April, 2006, 11:16 am

    “But if vampires are pro-life, then who the hell is going to perform the bloody abortions.”

29. Duke

    13 April, 2006, 11:17 am

    Politics: a contraction of two words, poly – meaning many and tics – meaning bloodsuckers.
    Sort of proves what has been said, that republicans are vampires, so what are democrats?

30. Duke

    13 April, 2006, 11:18 am

    Leeches?

31. Esther

    13 April, 2006, 11:44 am

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    Excellent. :kiss:

32. logan

    13 April, 2006, 12:01 pm

    If Vampires Are Pro-life, then you won’t get sucked dry any more, well that sucks cause i usually get that every 4 days :wang:

33. MrDoug

    13 April, 2006, 1:38 pm

    Well as it is Blame some one else day have nothing so it must be those damn democrats…No it’s all Mitch’s fault….

    But if vampires are pro-life, then we need to have Pat Robertson call for the boycot of Buffy.”

34. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 2:05 pm

    if vampires are pro-life, then I AM Pro-Death.Raor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :troll:

35. Marcus

    13 April, 2006, 2:07 pm

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    Master Solace do you know what they say about men who where big shoes?
    They have big feet. 😆 PeeWee’s Playhouse is now the PussyCat Theatre. :wtf:

    JFLY, I am rubber and your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. 😛

    But if vampires are pro-life, then they are friends with Dave, the moon is made of green cheese, and someone farted perfume. 😀 😆

36. scamper95

    13 April, 2006, 2:12 pm

    [Comment ID #42880 will be quoted here] sounds like a personal issue. maybe a handjob well do.

37. Master Solace

    13 April, 2006, 2:12 pm

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    AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! Again with the torture…Paul Reubens was a very disturbed man…but then again didn’t Lawrence Fishbourne play on that show?

    How in the hell do I remember this shit…I need more help than I thought… 😈

38. family jules

    13 April, 2006, 2:20 pm

    If vampires are pro-life, then they are only pro- THEIR lives, just like all other neo-con Republican hypocrites.

39. jeff

    13 April, 2006, 2:42 pm

    but if vampires are pro-life, then we all must be cattle.

40. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 2:43 pm

    I am A REPUBLICAN!
    big-foot terlmann shoots family jules in the face point blank –
    with his remington 2barrel 12-gauge.”BLAMM”!
    :twisted:. – 3 |> |_| 8 1 ! ( 5 .- |_| 1 3 , |) 3 |\/| 0 ( .- 4 ( ! 3 5 |) .- 0 0 1 . 😈

41. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 2:48 pm

    http://www.screenhead.com/
    check it out.

42. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 2:51 pm

    Dave Linabury.
    Add that to the glorious “Freak Watchers” freak list.
    Yahoo Results for davezilla: 514,000 . (0.65 seconds) :puke:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/davezilla/113157598/
    http://davezilla.multiply.com/ :troll:
    http://www.alistapart.com/articles/inout!
    http://www.43people.com/profile/view/131183
    #places dave hasn’t been.
    http://www.screenhead.com/
    http://www.fark.com/

43. Master Solace

    13 April, 2006, 3:06 pm

    Republican are assholes…all them…so give it up…look at President Boy George…

44. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 3:22 pm

    I am A REPUBLICAN!
    asshole terlmann shoots Master Solace in the face point blank –
    with his remington 2barrel 12-gauge.”BLAMM”!
    😈 . – 3 |> |_| 8 1 ! ( 5 .- |_| 1 3 , |) 3 |\/| 0 ( .- 4 ( ! 3 5 |) .- 0 0 1 . 😈

45. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 3:28 pm

    [Comment ID #42891 will be quoted here]
    http://www.google.com/search?q=davezilla
    now up to 543,000 :puke:
    http://www.mirrorproject.com/show-image.mirror?id=12122

46. Davezilla

    13 April, 2006, 3:35 pm

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    Apparently you don’t look at link lists and blogrolls, terlmann. I link to Screenhead and they link to me. Fark has linked to me dozens of times, as has Metafilter, Slashdot, et al. You can stop leaving your statistic links. K? 😈

47. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 3:45 pm

    ok,dude.
    Add yourself to the glorious “Freak Watchers” freak list as well. 🙂

48. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 3:52 pm

    Information for comment users
    Line and paragraph breaks appear automatically. Your email address is hidden and scrambled. Cause I love you.
    thx dude. 🙂

49. terlmann

    13 April, 2006, 4:00 pm

    ## 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

50. Esther

    13 April, 2006, 4:16 pm

    terlmann, put the ritalin down, and go to sleep. You’ll feel much better in the morning, and less prone to spastic amounts of commenting. 🙄

51. Spud

    13 April, 2006, 5:04 pm

    Isn’t freedom of speech a wonderful thing.

    😀

52. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 5:24 pm

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    Thank you, Esther!!!!

    And Lawrence Fishbourne was Cowboy Curtis…LOL.

    “Come on in…and everyone pull up a chair…..”

53. Nikki

    13 April, 2006, 5:39 pm

    IQ averages are dropping sharply…

54. Mandy

    13 April, 2006, 5:59 pm

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    You read my mind, Nikki. I was about to suggest to Dave that he change his tagline to “Clean Humor, Juvenile Comments” 🙄

55. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 6:19 pm

    Oh, lighten up! Us old folk like reminiscing….and it’s not nice to pick on old people.

    BTW…my IQ is 133. :geek:

56. Davezilla

    13 April, 2006, 6:21 pm

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    Rather doubt they meant you, JFLY.

57. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 6:22 pm

    …I can afford to drop a few points. 😛

58. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 6:23 pm

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    LOL Dave…but I started the whole “Pee-Wee” train of thought. Unintentionally of course…

59. Davezilla

    13 April, 2006, 6:38 pm

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    Memorization of PeeWee Herman is indicative of higher cognitive faculties.

60. Meagan

    13 April, 2006, 6:43 pm

    “I love ice cream!”
    “Well, if you love it so much why don’t you marry it?”
    “Maybe I will!”

    Ah, PeeWee, such memories… 😛

61. Meagan

    13 April, 2006, 6:47 pm

    Wait a minute! Didn’t Paul Reubens play a vampire in the original “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie?

    Whoa! Freaky! :wtf:

62. Driver

    13 April, 2006, 7:16 pm

    Is it just me or does Terlmann seam to be about two frayed nerves from going to Macdonalds with that shotgun ?

    If vampires are pro life then why dont they screen thier victims for HIV.

63. Driver

    13 April, 2006, 7:25 pm

    ? oopps

64. Master Solace

    13 April, 2006, 7:35 pm

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    I contributed to that, so I am guilty too about Pee Wee…and my IQ is that high too…so I guess Pee Wee did do something right…he enriched our lives……and other things… 😈

65. Marcus

    13 April, 2006, 7:44 pm

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    You should also suggest that terlmann wear moose pants, too.

    [Comment ID #42908 will be quoted here]

    JFLY is a special girl, lives in a special house, eats special food, and sleeps in a special bed. 😆 😀 😆 😀 Just kidding. I hate it when people think I stupid, too. Didn’t PeeWee Herman have a movie. I think it was called “PeeWee’s Big Adventure.” Maybe we should send a copy to Master Solace. 👿 👿 👿

66. Marcus

    13 April, 2006, 7:50 pm

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    You manage this site so well; how can anyone think otherwise. I have been thinking about creating my own blog. It is going to be about stupid people and useless suggestions. :wtf: 👿

67. Driver

    13 April, 2006, 7:54 pm

    Pee Wee had a cool bike , what was it’s name ?

68. prtyprincess

    13 April, 2006, 8:08 pm

    If vampires are pro life , then i want to know what kind of animal they chose :wtf:

69. Spud

    13 April, 2006, 8:13 pm

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70. Spud

    13 April, 2006, 8:16 pm

    I feel I have to qualify that last comment.

    Partyprincess’s avatar got me kind of distracted…

    :boob: :boob:

71. family jules

    13 April, 2006, 8:50 pm

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    Terlmann, we Democrats (I am assuming here, Master, so if I’m wrong, please, play along?) are smart enough to wear kevlar headgear whenever we play “let’s go hunting” with Republicans. And body armor, and kevlar socks, and ……..

    Now, go back to your rubber room and play with your weapons of mass insanity while we try to arrange for someone to come and pick you up.

72. family jules

    13 April, 2006, 9:00 pm

    By the way, for you Law and Order fans, S. Epatha Merkerson (Anita Van Buren- the female African American Lt. over the detectives) also played on Peewee’s Playhouse as Reba the Mail Woman. Phil Hartman played Capt. Carl, Gregory Harrison played the robot.

    There were a lot of good actors who were on that show!

73. Mandy

    13 April, 2006, 9:07 pm

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    and Terlmann as the pet chihuahua, Zippy.

74. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 10:26 pm

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    Good one 😛

75. Master Solace

    13 April, 2006, 10:47 pm

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    Don’t even think about sending me a copy of that movie…I already have one…er…for my daughter…

76. Master Solace

    13 April, 2006, 11:17 pm

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    No assuming…I am a Democrat…I sound smart enough, don’t I…

    And as for Terlmann, my EVIL WERE-RABBITS OF DDOOOOOMM!!!!!(I miis those guys…) will be there soon to pick him up, and they WILL be bring the straight-jacket… 😈

77. lucygoosy2004

    14 April, 2006, 9:41 am

    Lawrence Fishburne played the cowboy-I cant remember what his name was. I used to get high and watch “Pee-Wees playhouse” all the time. I wish he would bring the character back!!!!

78. Davezilla

    14 April, 2006, 9:51 am

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    JFLY had it. Cowboy Curtis was his name on PeeWee’s Playhouse.

79. Kate

    14 April, 2006, 5:01 pm

    okay so i love that you all have fun with this but why hate republicans mostly i say this because my sis is one but really they ALL aint total dickweed. and i think i stand at a dispoint at the word politics poli more than one tics blood sucing creatures duh:) :troll: sme :dead: don’t kill me.

80. Davezilla

    14 April, 2006, 7:41 pm

    BTW, terlmann has been banned. 16 stupid and spam-like comments in 2 days is enough. 👿

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