Someone is cloning naked Santas

1. Esther

   25 December, 2004, 1:33 am

   :wtf:

   That ain’t no mistletoe…

2. Spud

   25 December, 2004, 4:59 am

   That ain’t no Santa Clause :wtf:

3. rust

   25 December, 2004, 9:06 am

   Nor is it a SANITY clause. Ferkryinowtlowd. It’s KENNY ROGERS. What kind of a SICK FU*K would photograph (or cause to be photographed) a nekkid red-neck with guns. Akshully, I saw this the other day over at m90, blort, meepzorp or what the f?ck am I saying. Razzlefraggle jig jag blarg wogga. All Your RNS* Are Belong To Us!

   *Red Neck Santa

   Oh, and by the way, MERRY FRIKKIN CHRISTMAS!!
   (For your sh*tiest Christmas Musical selection, try what I listen to: http://voyager.login.cl:8000/listen.pls

4. frisko

   25 December, 2004, 10:18 am

   WTF kind of elite commune is that? Far creepier to think of what their women look like.

5. TheFaramir

   25 December, 2004, 10:45 am

   Note to self: do NOT view Davezilla the morning after staying up late drinking with the in-laws!

6. TheFaramir

   25 December, 2004, 10:52 am

   (100-proof Southern Comfort is pretty good, by the way.)

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   25 December, 2004, 10:54 am

   … oh, Faramir, that’s my poison!

   … and uh, Dave … just a tip:

   Let’s stick to B:boobs::boobs:bies, m’kay?

   (Preferably Esther and Mandy …)

   :kiss:

8. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   25 December, 2004, 10:56 am

   Oh, and I almost forgot:

   Happy Christmachanukwanzaasolictivus, everybody!

   … time for more :java:…

9. Patrick

   25 December, 2004, 12:10 pm

   Please tell Santa to put down the guns and get some clothes on!

10. smizzy

    25 December, 2004, 9:56 pm

    Suddenly.. I don’t *want* Santa in my living room!!

11. Lee

    26 December, 2004, 5:01 am

    “Im dreaming of a white racist Christmas….”

12. Katie

    26 December, 2004, 10:06 pm

    Is that Nick Nolte?

13. Merth

    27 December, 2004, 12:55 pm

    Santa’s gift to Mrs. Claus?

    😳

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