Childhood Taboos

1. Meagan

   29 July, 2006, 1:46 am

   If your ears are burning, then people are talking about your lack of style behind your back.
   If your right palm itches, daddy will give you $1000 to go shopping. If your left palm itches, your step-mother is trying to steal your inheritance.
   Don’t eat before you go swimming or you’ll look even fatter in your new string bikini.

2. Timm

   29 July, 2006, 3:58 am

   If you get a tattoo or piercing, people will think you’re on drugs, and you will get a disease that causes parts of your body to fall off. (Oh! wait, this isn’t a new one.)

   If you get a piercing you will forget English and start talking in an African tribal language.

3. Spud

   29 July, 2006, 7:07 am

   If you fart to hard, your arse will fall out.

   :geek:

4. Patrick

   29 July, 2006, 8:45 am

   10. If you keep doing that it will fall off.
   If you keep doing that you’re going to go blind.
   If you keep doing that you’re going to get hair on the palm of your hand.

   It’s still hanging, I can still see and I ain’t shaving nothing but my face. SO THERE!

5. Mandy

   29 July, 2006, 9:13 am

   [Comment ID #71971 will be quoted here]

   Sounds like someone is feeling really guilty over yanking it that he needs to justify it to us :wang: 🙄

6. cbatdux

   29 July, 2006, 10:00 am

   Just wait until your father shows up on the videophone!!!

7. mikeme

   29 July, 2006, 10:27 am

   A closed mouth gathers no foot! 😳

8. nickname4anne

   29 July, 2006, 10:46 am

   do think the patch on my chest is anything to worry about? i love the drink:) ( i am a girl)

9. nickname4anne

   29 July, 2006, 10:48 am

   do think the patch on my chest is anything to worry about? i love the drink:) ( i AM a girl) ❗

10. Brad K.

    29 July, 2006, 10:58 am

    If you pick your nose while listening to iPod, you will wet the bed.

    Pay attention to what you are told, or Congress will tax your music.

    Recycle everything and you will have seven (7) years good luck. Until you throw a recyclable away.

    Smoke dope and your iPod will sound tinny.

    Don’t play with yourself or your iPod will melt your body piercings.

    Do drugs and you will forget all your passwords. And forget where you wrote them down. And the police will find your passwords. And pictures.

    Take pictures without getting permission first, and your cell phone rates will double.

    Take pictures of people without clothes on, and you will go to jail.

11. Meagan

    29 July, 2006, 1:32 pm

    I wonder if I went to sleep on the floating bed with a picture of Superman in the Japanese Dream Machine, I’ll dream of being rescued by Superman and taken to his fortress of solitude. :kiss:

12. Flash Gordon

    29 July, 2006, 1:34 pm

    Don’t smoke or the Lifestyle Nazis will throw your skinny wretched ass
    in the calaboose. 😕 👿 😈 🙄

13. Ace

    29 July, 2006, 2:05 pm

    Don’t look directly at the sun or the japanese will pull a prank on you.

14. Marcus

    29 July, 2006, 9:19 pm

    If you visit too many porno sites you will go blind, have no life, hair will grow on your hand, and you will go to hell.

15. mikeme

    29 July, 2006, 10:57 pm

    Anything you can’t eat or screw, piss on it!

16. liza

    30 July, 2006, 12:46 am

    wow. japanese people are mean. :wtf:

17. liza

    30 July, 2006, 12:49 am

    dont pick your nose or japanese people will make you slide down a mountain wearing only a towel 😳

18. Meagan

    30 July, 2006, 1:43 am

    [Comment ID #72014 will be quoted here]

    You should see what they do on the tv show MXC. And those people volunteer!

19. Esther

    30 July, 2006, 2:11 am

    MXC rules. 😈

20. Meagan

    30 July, 2006, 5:15 pm

    Same here. Call me sick, but I think it’s hilarious when someone runs face-first into a sheet of plywood. 😈

21. brianne

    02 August, 2006, 7:44 pm

    If you listen to Bush, the japenese will kidnap you and eat your insides and your cat/dog 😈

22. liza

    02 August, 2006, 11:28 pm

    if you blow too many bubbles, you will be suffocated by the little kids that will come and try to pop them :wtf:

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