Chick magnet

1. Sir Osiss

   19 November, 2005, 12:40 am

   I code too, please turn up the heat. I hab had a code in my node for 2 days and am running out ob kleenex!

2. Dante

   19 November, 2005, 2:23 am

   function request($action, $object) {
   return ‘Will ‘+$object+’$action+’ me?’;
   }

   request(‘fuck’, ‘me’); :wang:

3. Nikki

   19 November, 2005, 7:11 am

   Access Denied.

4. Sir Osiss

   19 November, 2005, 8:46 am

   :limp::mad:

5. jules

   19 November, 2005, 2:00 pm

   :limp::limp::limp::limp::limp:

6. Davezilla

   19 November, 2005, 2:06 pm

   I HURL :hurl:

7. Nina

   19 November, 2005, 3:23 pm

   :wtf: Did I miss something here? I must not be computer literate enough! Please someone clue me in!

8. Spud

   19 November, 2005, 6:45 pm

   Another series perhaps?

   :geek:

9. rust

   19 November, 2005, 8:20 pm

   I CODE
   I SUCK
   I BLOW
   I USE MY LEFT HAND WHILE TYPING

   :hurl:

10. tinamarie

    20 November, 2005, 2:32 am

    I TinaMarie.
    Nice to meet you, Code.

11. Marcus

    20 November, 2005, 6:38 am

    011010100100010101001010101111101010
    And that is the :razz:.

12. Da Popster

    20 November, 2005, 8:42 am

    Code THIS you twit !!!:twisted:

13. Natasha

    20 November, 2005, 11:04 am

    Scramble:

    I Code = Do Ice

14. Spud

    20 November, 2005, 3:35 pm

    COED I

    CEO ID

    ECO ID

    CO DIE

    :geek:

15. CroneWynd

    21 November, 2005, 12:52 am

    Um, there’s a couple of problems with this code, Dante:

    function request($action, $object) {
    return ‘Will ‘+$object+’$action+’ me?’;
    }

    request(’fuck’, ‘me’)

    You have object plus action “fuck” + “me”, and then you add “me?”… so, this will return:

    Will me fuck me?

    so… you are into autoeroticism?

16. misskitty

    21 November, 2005, 12:09 pm

    :roll:Uh I have nothing!

17. cody

    21 November, 2005, 1:55 pm

    my name is cody. i code.

18. Natasha

    21 November, 2005, 9:31 pm

    Hey Spud, just in case you are my brother, and I did not know that you also visit this blog, is your real alias “PsychoSpud”?

    I so hope it is you – it would be hilarious if that was really you.

    However, if it is not you (PsychoSpud), and you are some other generic Spud, I’m sure you are a perfectly nice person.

19. Elizabeth

    21 November, 2005, 10:00 pm

    #include
    #include

    using namespace std;

    int repetitions=5;

    void request(bool &slapped, string object, string action, bool &accepted)
    {
    string answer;
    slapped=false;
    cout< <"will "<>answer;

    if(answer==”yes”)
    {accepted=true;}
    else
    {
    if(repetitions>0) /*The woman’s patience will wear out eventually!*/
    {repetitions–;}
    else
    {slapped=true;}
    }
    }

    int main()
    {
    bool slapped=false, accepted=false;
    int standing=50; /*is this too generous a limit? I’m not sure how much abuse an average male can take…*/

    while(standing)
    {
    request(slapped, “you”, “fuck”, accepted);
    if(accepted)
    {break;}
    if(slapped)
    {standing–;}
    }
    if(standing)
    {cout<<"Whoopeee! \n";} else {cout<<"ow ow ow ow ow... \n";} return(0); }

20. Elizabeth

    21 November, 2005, 10:11 pm

    Let’s try that again…

    #include
    #include
    using namespace std;

    int repetitions=5;

    void request(bool &slapped, string object, string action, bool &accepted)
    {
    string answer;
    slapped=false;
    cout< <"will "<>answer;
    if(answer==”yes”)
        {accepted=true;}
    else
        {
        if(repetitions>0) /*The woman’s patience will wear out eventually!*/
            {repetitions–;}
        else
            {slapped=true;}
        }
    }

    int main()
    {
    bool slapped=false, accepted=false;
    int standing=50; /*is this too generous a limit? I’m not sure how much abuse an average male can take…*/

    while(standing)
        {
        request(slapped, “you”, “fuck”, accepted);
        if(accepted)
            {break;}
        if(slapped)
            {standing–;}
        }
    if(standing)
        {cout<<"Whoopeee!"<

21. Elizabeth

    21 November, 2005, 10:12 pm

    Argh. I fail :'(
    *wanders off to drown her sorrows in a mug of grog* :java:

22. Davezilla

    21 November, 2005, 10:54 pm

    Ah Elizabeth, non-breaking spaces have to end in a semi-colon. I fixed it for you.

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