Captiontime #223

1. evilmister

   20 February, 2008, 2:07 am

   Sadly, Bobby “I’m NOT GAY” Elf had no idea that his cottage cheese thighs and buttocks were, in fact, like honey to all the other, really gay, ex-convict elfs skulking around behind the tents.

   OR

   “I just do this on my own time, in real life, I’m an analyst for Microsoft, and you know, it’s funny, I screw people here and there! It’s wonderful to be me!”

2. Lung the Younger

   20 February, 2008, 3:17 am

   When we said ‘Lets go camping’, that’s not exactly what we meant.

3. StevieC

   20 February, 2008, 6:06 am

   Toto, I don’t think we’re in Zillaland anymore.

4. Nicolette

   20 February, 2008, 6:27 am

   :wtf: I imagine he was the bitch in prison. :puke:

   That thong is screamin “HELP ME!” :thong:

   Billy Joe Jim Johnson Bob serves tea at the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Dance and Musical Review! 🙁

   Ralph shows whay he is a candidate for Extreme Makover: Ass Dimple Edition.

5. Mandy

   20 February, 2008, 10:51 am

   dave!!! no more men in :thong:s plz! i will send you a pic of me in a :thong: to post if it will stop you. these men are gross!!!! :puke:

6. Bjorn Freeh

   20 February, 2008, 11:37 am

   Does that banner say “Starbucks” in some weird, east-European language? Unfortunately, being of weird, west-European descent, I can’t read it.

7. Davezilla

   20 February, 2008, 2:49 pm

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   pix pls or gtfo!

8. StevieC

   20 February, 2008, 4:23 pm

   Coffee, tea, or me?

   Well, it’s obvious who wears the thong in that family.

   Everybody thing! – Thong Thung Blueth

   Does this thong make my ass look big?

   A boy named Sue?

   Whatever you do, don’t ask for a little cream in your coffee.

   After failing to master the flaming torch sidewalk routine, Bob decided to take a safer carnival job.

   Uncle Jemima?

9. StevieC

   20 February, 2008, 4:23 pm

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   If Dave won’t post your pics, I will. :wang:

10. AnnieB

    20 February, 2008, 8:09 pm

    Dave … is there a problem with this site or just the internet? I’ve tried several times (and Kevin has also) and it keeps coming up Page Cannot Be Displayed. I finally got here through a link from Linkedin. I have no idea why that would have worked any differently, but it did. I did notice that it just had the http and not the www with it also. I have to plead ignorance on this subject. (but ONLY this one :lol:) :kiss:

11. Lake Effect

    21 February, 2008, 10:32 pm

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    That was my first thought, too. But being of some strange, apparently rapidly dwindling heterosexual descent, I can’t read it either.

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    As much as I hate to say this ( :puke: ), it looks like we’re gonna need some more of those men-in-thongs pix.

    :puke: :limp: :puke:

12. Davezilla

    21 February, 2008, 10:44 pm

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    No, no. We are done with them for a while.

13. janeeto

    22 February, 2008, 12:38 am

    So, Dave, back to the freaks at your Starbucks??? Detroit, right? How about the most overly layered customer-like it’s 10 below with a wind chill factor to 25 below? Hell, it might actually be that cold where you are. I’m a So Cal native!

14. hoatzin

    22 February, 2008, 12:51 am

    Earth to Raul: your cellulite phone is ringing, and NOBODY want to pick up!

15. Drusky

    22 February, 2008, 2:30 am

    Sadly, Bruce Springsteen’s cosmetic surgery failed to propel him back into the spotlight.

    or

    “Have some cheese, Gromit”

16. Spud

    22 February, 2008, 3:58 am

    I think I just threw up a little.

17. AnnieB

    22 February, 2008, 4:37 am

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    LOL!!!! Cellulite phone … cracked me up! :wang:

18. Chris S.

    22 February, 2008, 6:19 am

    Here we see Dave’s regular Starbucks server at his company picnic. No wonder Dave keeps going back for more…

19. HBake

    22 February, 2008, 8:07 am

    You will be completely amazed after I drink this Cellulite Reducer Serum

20. Bigwavdave

    22 February, 2008, 8:18 am

    AYPWIP?

    Well, I think so, but burlap chafes me so…

21. Meagan

    22 February, 2008, 9:28 am

    This is what I was missing? Damn, I shoulda stayed away. 😕

    If you’re gonna post a picture of a guy in a thong, at least make sure the guy is hot first!

22. donnhw

    22 February, 2008, 9:43 am

    Having his hands full, Henry found a novel way to carry the cottage cheese – IN HIS ASS! :puke:

23. pablo

    22 February, 2008, 3:09 pm

    Henry had absolutly no problem sharing his secret ingredient.

    or

    After losing his “kiss the cook” apron and most of the rest of his clothes in a poker game, Frans was undaunted as he continues to hawk his pastries. “Get your cream puffs here, cheesey danish, So good it explodes in your mouth!”

24. Dragonhose

    22 February, 2008, 6:15 pm

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    I sent the pic of this freak to my brother because I don’t like him, and I sent the pic of Mandy to my desktop because it makes me drool!!!

25. Meshie

    24 February, 2008, 9:23 pm

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    LOL!!

26. Meshie

    24 February, 2008, 9:24 pm

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    LOL!! You are killing!! LOL!!

27. Meshie

    24 February, 2008, 9:28 pm

    What a sexy beast!! Just look at his ass!!

28. Cynical Villain

    27 February, 2008, 12:37 pm

    ahhh hell naw!!!! This is a clear violation of section 493.22 of the Oh Hell No Code. He knew damn well not to leave the house in that. :puke:

29. Maven

    29 February, 2008, 5:04 pm

    Is this a mash-up pic? I mean his arms aren’t at all gnarly–yet his ass is cottage-cheesey. Urp!

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